4 definitions by slumbercat2k

Farmer Johnned

To farm a lady up the cornhole.

She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....

by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015

Design Flaw

A woman's period

I'm sorry babes.... we can't have sex tonight, my design flaw is back but unpopular demand

by slumbercat2k March 8, 2017

TSFF

Tough Shit Fuck Face

"My girlfriend slept with another guy" : TSFF

by slumbercat2k September 18, 2010

tart's-tits

The female equivalent of Builder's Bum.

"Stop bending over and showing the world your builder's-bum, you fat fuck-tard!" - "Shut it bitch, your tart's-tits are on full view even when you don't bend over!"

by slumbercat2k February 24, 2017