11 definitions by slonob

sausage mitten

A tight vagina.

She felt like a sausage mitten.

by slonob February 1, 2004

puder

An mock ignorance way of saying computer.

Mikey, time to put the puder away.

by slonob February 1, 2004

freakin'

A way to say the word fucking around the office.

That guy is freakin' good.

by slonob February 1, 2004

merlot sippers

Intellectually lazy, college educated adults who jack each other off with pseudo-intellectual banter.

Katherine Lanpher is big with the merlot sippers.

That movie will go over well with the merlot sippers.

by slonob February 1, 2004

loadtotalism

The principle or practice of complete abstinence from swallowing semen.

Loadtotalism can be quite disappointing.

by slonob February 1, 2004

nom sane

Short for "do you know what I'm saying."

That movie sucked, nomesane.

That chick is a ho, nomesane.

by slonob February 2, 2004

loadtotaler

One who practices loadtotalism.

I sucked her until her back arched, only to find that she was a loadtotaler.

by slonob February 1, 2004