slipsheet's definitions

pop rocks

The only "candy" used as an accessory during the performing of oral sex. Hall's Mentholyptus cough drops also work. For a woman showering will be required afterwards unless your a really big fan of yeast infections.

If you really want to give a girl a treat eat her out with pop rocks in your mouth.

by slipsheet November 6, 2004

knee ride

practice begun presumably by lesbians. Told to me by one. A "knee ride" is using ones knee to place pressure on a woman's vaginal and clitoral area. By applying pressure and rubbing your knee against this area you can stimulate orgasm.

After my lesbian friend told me about knee rides I gave my girlfriend one. She couldn't believe that I give her an orgasm using just my knee.

by slipsheet February 4, 2005

promoted to customer

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

by slipsheet June 25, 2006

Doc Martins

incorrect spelling of Dr. Marten's. Commonly used by posers who don't own a pair. If they did they would be the wrong size because they wouldn't be able to figure out the us - uk shoe size difference.

Duh! I cant spell Dr. Marten's. I spell it Doc Martins. But I can spell urbandictionary.com. Why are these shoes so loose?

by slipsheet April 16, 2006

freight monkey

One who performs manual labor in material handling, dockworkers, loaders, pickers and packers stockers, shippers and receivers.

He's just a freight monkey.

Get some freight monkeys over here to unload this truck

by slipsheet October 31, 2004

TF

Trucking term for "transit facility". Also known as a "cross dock" or "break box".

There's a load of bottled water coming into the TF tonight."

by slipsheet February 6, 2005

McDoogle

Derogatory name for an Irishman

Lay off the beer McDoogle

by slipsheet October 31, 2004