slipsheet's definitions

promoted to customer

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

by slipsheet June 25, 2006

two monkeys fucking a football

When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.

Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.

by slipsheet December 13, 2004

pop rocks

The only "candy" used as an accessory during the performing of oral sex. Hall's Mentholyptus cough drops also work. For a woman showering will be required afterwards unless your a really big fan of yeast infections.

If you really want to give a girl a treat eat her out with pop rocks in your mouth.

by slipsheet November 6, 2004

Doc Martins

incorrect spelling of Dr. Marten's. Commonly used by posers who don't own a pair. If they did they would be the wrong size because they wouldn't be able to figure out the us - uk shoe size difference.

Duh! I cant spell Dr. Marten's. I spell it Doc Martins. But I can spell urbandictionary.com. Why are these shoes so loose?

by slipsheet April 16, 2006

umpty ump

many, alot, more than one can use

He has umpty ump of those.

by slipsheet October 31, 2004

bo-bo

an idiot. Someone with severely diminished mental capacities.

He's a real bo- bo. I don't know how he got hired.

by slipsheet November 2, 2004

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

by slipsheet November 6, 2004