slipsheet's definitions
When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
by slipsheet December 13, 2004
Get the two monkeys fucking a footballmug. a form of chugging beer. To execute you use a old fashioned can/ bottle opener to poke a triangular shaped hole on the side of a beer can near the bottom. Hold the hole to your mouth and then pop open the top of the can. Gravity will take care of the rest. Causes one 12 ounce can of beer to be consumed in about 3-5 seconds. The ring shaped "pop top" of the can is likend to the ring of parachutes rip cord. Popular at American Colleges in the late 80's early 90's. Sometimes but less often known as a "pop top" or a "shotgun".
To proceed to alcoholic drinking more quickly begin drinking two beers simultaneously. Drink one normally while performing ripcords with the second. Do this repeatedly until you wake up in rehab.
by slipsheet February 4, 2005
Get the rip cordmug. Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Get the square groupermug. by slipsheet November 2, 2004
Get the bo-bomug. by slipsheet October 31, 2004
Get the umpty umpmug. When instead of being "written up" for poor job performance etc. You are taken out behind the building and summarily beaten up.
by slipsheet February 6, 2005
Get the staten island write upmug. One who performs manual labor in material handling, dockworkers, loaders, pickers and packers stockers, shippers and receivers.
by slipsheet October 31, 2004
Get the freight monkeymug.