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underpants navy

semen

A term made popular by the character Michael Kelso on "That '70s Show" (now seen only in syndication) on Fox.
Dude, I'm getting paid big bucks at the sperm bank for my underpants navy.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
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african american

A politically correct term for Americans of African descent. Usually refers only to people of sub-Saharan (black) ancestry, not to people of North African ancestry, who are usually considered Arabs. White Americans who were born in Africa, or descended from Europeans in Africa, as in the case of South Africa or Zimbabwe, are not referred to as "African Americans." Most black Americans in casual conversation use the term "black," instead of "African American." Yet liberal whites, and those afraid of offending blacks, will use the term "African American," often out of white guilt for discrimination. White people who feel comfortable with their whiteness, and who don't feel responsible for slavery because they weren't alive before the Civil War, usually hate the phrase "African American." On the other hand, many black Americans, who don't believe that black people can be racist, often call whites a variety of mean names. I suggest new terms for all American groups, such as: Celtic-American, Slavic-American, Anglo-Saxon-American, Nordic-American, Latin-American (as in French, Italian, etc.), Hispano-American (for Spanish-speaking countries), indigenous aboriginal American, Hebrew Semitic-American, Arab Semitic-American, mixed European Caucasian American, Asiatic-American, Indo-Hindustani American, etc.
I enjoy dining on traditional African American cuisine, including greens and sweet potato pie. My white Southern grandmother cooked the same food, but I feel racist when I eat it. If I call Southern cooking African American cuisine, it relieves my shame over being white.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
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baumgartner

A slang term for a racist of German descent. Particularly hates Jews, blacks, and Mexicans. Typically obsessed with Nazi paraphernalia and maintains a fetish interest in Nazi uniforms and speaking German. Often likes the band Ramstein. Is not an actual member of neo-Nazi or white power groups, but enjoys the alleged "cool factor" of racism and pro-Nazi feelings among a certain subset of alienated white youth. Often, baumgartners are self-hating gay males who try to pass as straight and who enjoy the homoerotic nature of Nazi hypermasculinity and sadomasochism.
I went to high school in California, and a lot of the blue-collar white guys were baumgartners. They drew swastikas on their notebooks and joked about killing Jews and Mexicans.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
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leaping lizard

an erection in the pants, clearly visible to others
Whoa, check out that leaping lizard. He needs a date!
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
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prepster

A childish, spoiled man between the ages of 18 and 30 who exhibits the following characteristics:
1. uses Axe body spray
2. shops at Hollister, preferably, or at Abercrombie & Fitch. If these are not available in his locale, he will shop at Macy's as a last resort.
3. wears his hair in a "bed head" (messy, uncombed) style.
4. aspires to attend a private college, join a fraternity, and one day live like the losers on the "Friends" TV show.
5. hangs out at Starbucks and the mall.
6. would not be caught dead wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
7. comes from a middle-class/upper middle-class family.
8. will become an accountant or office drone after graduating from college and marry a bitch, but will pretend that he is a wild success.
9. listens to adult contemporary of Top 40 radio.
10. when he turns 40, will complain incessantly about his taxes, his kids, and will wonder where his life went wrong.

Origin: Cleveland OH suburbs.

Distinguished from "preppy" in the sense that a preppy is now considered outdated in some circles, and a prepster is a more derogatory term.
At my high school, all the cool kids are either jocks or prepsters.

or

He must be a prepster. The odor of Axe body spray is overwhelming.

or

Can a guy be both a minority and a prepster? Yes, my best friend is a Jewster. I know a couple of blacksters.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
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polar bear

an older gay man who has gray hair, a bear, and is of a hefty size.

usually prefers the company of other "bears" (big gay men) or being the older, more experienced partner for a younger, smoother man.
GRRR! That man is one hot polar bear.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
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manpunk

Two meanings:
1) A gay man who shaves his head bald and wears a goatee, in the attempt to appear more masculine. This man often speaks or acts feminine, but uses his new look to compensate for his femininity. Usually hangs out at straight bars for the rush of associating with heterosexual men, and in the gay scene, goes to so-called "leather and levi" bars for guys who like company of older men, SM practitioners, and fellow manpunks. The typical gay manpunk is between the ages of 30-45.

2) A man, straight or gay, over the age of 25, who acts and dresses like a punk, rocker, or other alternative music or social type in order to appear younger and socialize with younger people. Often wears concert tees for bands he doesn't listen to, wears Doc Martens on the weekends, and slavishly follows fashion trends in hairstyles, tattoos, and ear ornamentation.
Usually listens to pop punk bands and pop radio and assumes that this is hardcore rock or punk music.
My gay friend is a queen who likes to get plowed up the ass by manpunks.

or

Why is that guy hanging out here? He's just a manpunk poser.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
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