slickbillie's definitions

funky fingers

A guy who habitually masturbates.

Dude, go wash your freaking hands. You got funky fingers! It's time for you to find a girl!

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

underpants navy

semen

A term made popular by the character Michael Kelso on "That '70s Show" (now seen only in syndication) on Fox.

Dude, I'm getting paid big bucks at the sperm bank for my underpants navy.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

coco butter

The residue that oozes from a black girl's vagina after you have sex with her. Lube, vaginal fluid, etc.

Lucky I used a condom, or my dick woulda been covered with coco butter.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

nazi

a psychological misfit with a tiny penis who entertains himself with fantasies of killing all non-white people, because in his heart, he feels like a loser but tries to overcome his personal pain by hating other people.

A nazi is usually impotent because his teeny dick is too ashamed to show itself.

by slickbillie August 20, 2009

winkee

slang term for a white man's penis

Get a load of that winkee. How cute!

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

polar bear

an older gay man who has gray hair, a bear, and is of a hefty size.

usually prefers the company of other "bears" (big gay men) or being the older, more experienced partner for a younger, smoother man.

GRRR! That man is one hot polar bear.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

baumgartner

A slang term for a racist of German descent. Particularly hates Jews, blacks, and Mexicans. Typically obsessed with Nazi paraphernalia and maintains a fetish interest in Nazi uniforms and speaking German. Often likes the band Ramstein. Is not an actual member of neo-Nazi or white power groups, but enjoys the alleged "cool factor" of racism and pro-Nazi feelings among a certain subset of alienated white youth. Often, baumgartners are self-hating gay males who try to pass as straight and who enjoy the homoerotic nature of Nazi hypermasculinity and sadomasochism.

I went to high school in California, and a lot of the blue-collar white guys were baumgartners. They drew swastikas on their notebooks and joked about killing Jews and Mexicans.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009