8 definitions by sleslie2425
The person who ends a text exchange by saying something akin to this: "I have to get back to work. Can't talk." This is instead of simply just responding to a text when you have time. This person tends to behave as though texts are the same as phone calls, during which one might have to abruptly end the call for various reasons.
So Amanda sent me a text telling me that she had some really crazy news about Raymond. I responded to her as soon as I could to ask what the news was and she immediately responded, like the text apologizer that she is, to say she couldn't talk but she'd text me later.
by sleslie2425 November 14, 2018
My cousin is so sensitive and loving to the end but he’ll kick your ass just as fast if you cross him because he is totally meansitive.
by sleslie2425 June 15, 2018
Anyone of the male persuasion known for dodging conflict of any kind, avoiding responsibilities, etc.
The opposite of a 'stand-up guy.'
The opposite of a 'stand-up guy.'
My ex boyfriend owes me money for rent, child support and the $300 I loaned him to get his teeth fixed.
Really? What a sit-down guy he is!
Really? What a sit-down guy he is!
by sleslie2425 August 20, 2012
A list of things you've always wanted to do or say but never did until a life-changing event takes place.
After being left at the altar, I decided to create my "Fuck-It List," which includes the following recent revelations and activities:
You're fat and you know it.
Your baby is ugly so stop posting pictures of him on Facebook.
Your breath smells like sleep even after you brush your teeth.
When you smile, it looks like you lost your upper lip.
Also, I took a dump in my mom's toilet tank after she yelled at me for the dog hair in my house.
You're fat and you know it.
Your baby is ugly so stop posting pictures of him on Facebook.
Your breath smells like sleep even after you brush your teeth.
When you smile, it looks like you lost your upper lip.
Also, I took a dump in my mom's toilet tank after she yelled at me for the dog hair in my house.
by sleslie2425 May 24, 2013
A list of things you've always wanted to do or say but never had the nerve to until something life-changing occurs.
After I was left at the alter, I stopped caring so much about other people's feelings and started to be more honest.
I created my Fuck-It List, which included some of the following recent revelations to people:
"You're fat and you know it."
"I don't care about your stupid Facebook remarks. So you ate too much... Like I care."
"Your kid is ugly and you need to accept it."
"You smell like sleep, even after you brush your teeth."
"Your boyfriend chats on you with random people he meets on Craigslist."
Also, I took a dump in my mom's toilet tank after she yelled at me about the dog hair in my house.
I created my Fuck-It List, which included some of the following recent revelations to people:
"You're fat and you know it."
"I don't care about your stupid Facebook remarks. So you ate too much... Like I care."
"Your kid is ugly and you need to accept it."
"You smell like sleep, even after you brush your teeth."
"Your boyfriend chats on you with random people he meets on Craigslist."
Also, I took a dump in my mom's toilet tank after she yelled at me about the dog hair in my house.
by sleslie2425 May 24, 2013
I’ve been trying to get some thoughts from aunt Judy on the upcoming family reunion when she has time but she always immediately responds with her usual OPT: “Honey, I have company right now. Sorry.”
She doesn’t get it; I don’t need an immediate response but her response texts seem like I called her and she is telling me she has to get off the horn because she she has people over.
She doesn’t get it; I don’t need an immediate response but her response texts seem like I called her and she is telling me she has to get off the horn because she she has people over.
by sleslie2425 December 31, 2018
"My boss just yelled at me for being away from my desk for ten minutes. I was in the bathroom."
"Well, somebody had a big helping of bitch flakes this morning."
"Well, somebody had a big helping of bitch flakes this morning."
by sleslie2425 May 25, 2013