sleepypie's definitions

scarijuana

Any marijuana that induces paranoia, anxiety, or fear.

Carly arrived at the gig in Martha's Vineyard high on scarijuana, which did not help her stage fright.

by sleepypie April 22, 2014

Procrastinanxious

When you procrastinate because you're anxious but the procrastinating just gives you more anxiety.

I kept putting off calling her but that just made me even more procrastinanxious about eventually doing it.

by sleepypie November 30, 2018

Smaudience

A small audience.

Last night, my band had the usual smaudience that comes with playing live music in a club in the age of the internet and meticulously manufactured modular music.

by sleepypie September 24, 2018

crystal blue perswayze

Any substance that makes you want to either dirty dance or fight like a roadhouse bouncer.

After ingesting a large dose of his favorite crystal blue perswayze, he left the pottery wheel behind and went to a bar, where he ended up severely beating down the jealous ex-boyfriend of a girl he was dancing the lambada with.

by sleepypie September 24, 2018

baccident

An injury to the back as a result of an accident.

An attorney may be able to help you with the results of your recent baccident.

by sleepypie September 24, 2018

Flippie

A typically non-tech savvy older person who uses a flip phone.

I saw a lot of flippies last Saturday in the park at the Chicago concert and as usual, most were actually talking on their cellphones.

by sleepypie May 10, 2019

nasablanca

A white, usually manned craft that is launched into outer space.

When I grow up, I want to ride a nasablanca to Mars.

by sleepypie October 13, 2019