sleepypie's definitions

moon landing

The act of sitting down.

The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.

by sleepypie February 27, 2023

gymnopede

An adult male gym instructor who has unnatural desires for his young students.

Larry Nassar became the most famous gymnopede of the last thousand years because he was caught.

by sleepypie December 30, 2021

nasablanca

A white, usually manned craft that is launched into outer space.

When I grow up, I want to ride a nasablanca to Mars.

by sleepypie October 13, 2019

Procrastinanxious

When you procrastinate because you're anxious but the procrastinating just gives you more anxiety.

I kept putting off calling her but that just made me even more procrastinanxious about eventually doing it.

by sleepypie November 30, 2018

Flippie

A typically non-tech savvy older person who uses a flip phone.

I saw a lot of flippies last Saturday in the park at the Chicago concert and as usual, most were actually talking on their cellphones.

by sleepypie May 10, 2019

requestion

A question that specifically makes a request.

As a good American, I was somewhat offended by the starving young child's requestion for a scrap of bread.

by sleepypie November 15, 2020

crystal blue perswayze

Any substance that makes you want to either dirty dance or fight like a roadhouse bouncer.

After ingesting a large dose of his favorite crystal blue perswayze, he left the pottery wheel behind and went to a bar, where he ended up severely beating down the jealous ex-boyfriend of a girl he was dancing the lambada with.

by sleepypie September 24, 2018