Procrastinanxious

When you procrastinate because you're anxious but the procrastinating just gives you more anxiety.

I kept putting off calling her but that just made me even more procrastinanxious about eventually doing it.

by sleepypie November 30, 2018

Flippie

A typically non-tech savvy older person who uses a flip phone.

I saw a lot of flippies last Saturday in the park at the Chicago concert and as usual, most were actually talking on their cellphones.

by sleepypie May 10, 2019

moon landing

The act of sitting down.

The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.

by sleepypie February 28, 2023

Clon

Niconese for "clown" - "You're put down in her book, you're number 37, have a look, she's going to smile to make you fron, what a clon"

"You're put down in her book, you're number 37, have a look, she's going to smile to make you fron, what a clon"

by sleepypie April 09, 2020

requestion

A question that specifically makes a request.

As a good American, I was somewhat offended by the starving young child's requestion for a scrap of bread.

by sleepypie November 16, 2020

slark

To sleep in or live out of a parked vehicle.

Tonight I'm going to slark in my van because I can't afford a motel room.

by sleepypie May 08, 2016

crystal blue perswayze

Any substance that makes you want to either dirty dance or fight like a roadhouse bouncer.

After ingesting a large dose of his favorite crystal blue perswayze, he left the pottery wheel behind and went to a bar, where he ended up severely beating down the jealous ex-boyfriend of a girl he was dancing the lambada with.

by sleepypie September 25, 2018