sleepypie's definitions

Procrastinanxious

When you procrastinate because you're anxious but the procrastinating just gives you more anxiety.

I kept putting off calling her but that just made me even more procrastinanxious about eventually doing it.

by sleepypie November 30, 2018

Flippie

A typically non-tech savvy older person who uses a flip phone.

I saw a lot of flippies last Saturday in the park at the Chicago concert and as usual, most were actually talking on their cellphones.

by sleepypie May 10, 2019

Smaudience

A small audience.

Last night, my band had the usual smaudience that comes with playing live music in a club in the age of the internet and meticulously manufactured modular music.

by sleepypie September 24, 2018

moon landing

The act of sitting down.

The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.

by sleepypie February 27, 2023

scarijuana

Any marijuana that induces paranoia, anxiety, or fear.

Carly arrived at the gig in Martha's Vineyard high on scarijuana, which did not help her stage fright.

by sleepypie April 22, 2014

gymnopede

An adult male gym instructor who has unnatural desires for his young students.

Larry Nassar became the most famous gymnopede of the last thousand years because he was caught.

by sleepypie December 30, 2021

nasablanca

A white, usually manned craft that is launched into outer space.

When I grow up, I want to ride a nasablanca to Mars.

by sleepypie October 13, 2019