sleepypie's definitions

gymnopede

An adult male gym instructor who has unnatural desires for his young students.

Larry Nassar became the most famous gymnopede of the last thousand years because he was caught.

by sleepypie December 30, 2021

nasablanca

A white, usually manned craft that is launched into outer space.

When I grow up, I want to ride a nasablanca to Mars.

by sleepypie October 13, 2019

Clon

Niconese for "clown" - "You're put down in her book, you're number 37, have a look, she's going to smile to make you fron, what a clon"

"You're put down in her book, you're number 37, have a look, she's going to smile to make you fron, what a clon"

by sleepypie April 8, 2020

crystal blue perswayze

Any substance that makes you want to either dirty dance or fight like a roadhouse bouncer.

After ingesting a large dose of his favorite crystal blue perswayze, he left the pottery wheel behind and went to a bar, where he ended up severely beating down the jealous ex-boyfriend of a girl he was dancing the lambada with.

by sleepypie September 24, 2018

Procrastinanxious

When you procrastinate because you're anxious but the procrastinating just gives you more anxiety.

I kept putting off calling her but that just made me even more procrastinanxious about eventually doing it.

by sleepypie November 30, 2018

requestion

A question that specifically makes a request.

As a good American, I was somewhat offended by the starving young child's requestion for a scrap of bread.

by sleepypie November 15, 2020

Smaudience

A small audience.

Last night, my band had the usual smaudience that comes with playing live music in a club in the age of the internet and meticulously manufactured modular music.

by sleepypie September 24, 2018