46 definitions by [e-mail]

sausage ride

A good fuck
To get fucked or the act of
sex
intercourse
to be rode

Last nite at a bar I picked this bitch up and gave her a sausage ride.

by [e-mail] October 27, 2007

cleaning my guns

A term used to put the fear of god in to someone.
almost a threat or warning of pre or post insanity.

come on in boy and set down and tell me about your self
you like my daughter
have fun you treat her with respect and ill see ya when you bring her back ill probably be up all night cleaning my guns
nobody likes me everybody hates me i am going home to clean my guns

by [e-mail] March 6, 2008

smashing your carrot

Derogatory for Masturbating

hey whats going on are you smashing your carrot I knew i shoulndt have let you look at that nuddie mag

by [e-mail] April 2, 2007

apalachian trail

a trail of seamen running from one brest to the other

this morning I tittie fucked my girl and gave her an apalachian trail from the left to the right

by [e-mail] January 24, 2008