46 definitions by [e-mail]

hide the monster

This is a slang term for the act of having sex.
inserting the penis in the vagina aka hiding the monster

hey what did you two do last nite.
oh we went down in the basement and played hide the monster.

by [e-mail] January 25, 2008

shady hack

somone who fixes things in a manner far from properly done
uses ducktape band aids whatever it takes to fix the problem but not actually repairing it properly

did you see the way he fixed that wheel sensor or how about that bondo job yeah what a shady hack he is

by [e-mail] August 31, 2007

firing off some ass missels

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels

by [e-mail] February 3, 2009

Dwich

a sandwich shorter easy to say the boss says go grab a dwich.

Dont worry your dwich is safe
my what you never called it a dwich
nope well eat up its all good

by [e-mail] April 4, 2009

gump sense

1. dumb
2. stupid
3. about as bright as a burned out light bulb
4. not to swift
5. the opposite of highly intellegent
6. just plain dumb

oh great that guy is coming back yeah hes got gump sense it took me 2 hours to explain how we fixed his blazer last nite and it only took 15 minutes to fix the damn thing

by [e-mail] November 29, 2007

it was awesome

this is usually said after someone did something and had a blast Whitewater rafting sex whatever something so good that the just had to say "IT WAS AWESOME"

I just went rafting this weekend......it was awesome
I had anal sex for the first time......it was awesome
Regina george punched me in the face last week....it was awesome
you get the picture

by [e-mail] January 24, 2008

mushroom breath

the act of having cock on ones breath from sucking too much

man my girl had really bad mushroom breath last nite but it sure felt good giving it to her

by [e-mail] February 17, 2008