46 definitions by [e-mail]

unwrap my wiener

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation

yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener

by [e-mail] November 25, 2007

butt box

An Anal cavity that is commonly used for the recieving end of anal sex.

Look everyone I got a picture of gay sex, 2 men with their pee pee,s in each others butt box.

by [e-mail] March 17, 2008

John Baldacci

The governor of the state of Maine whom has made a big discrace of this state which has been a pure state since the constitution was written and now this state is being bastardized. Now Legalizing gay marrige in this state along with other disgrace we will not mention.

Hey geuss what they legalized gay marriage today.

that freaking John Baldacci what next devill worship in school?

by [e-mail] May 14, 2009

fish mallet

Derogatory Term name or describtion for a penis.

Hey buddy what are you doing tonite
Im broke I think im gonna stay home and play with my fish mallet tonite.

by [e-mail] October 13, 2007

mushroom war helmet

the head of a dick as it is layed down the bridge of ones nost as the face protection of a war helmet be it norman,trojan,roman,or whatever helmet in wich involving the shaft of an errection on ones nose.

oooooh check out this ,
a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.

by [e-mail] March 19, 2008

butfor

something you would ask as a distraction meaning nothing at all but to get the other person to ask "whats a butfor". just out of context as a joke or distraction to make them look like an ass, after all if you fall for this... just kidding

Did you bring the guns, and the gernades, food, trash bags, and the butfor, ....... Whats a butfor? ....... for pooping silly.

by [e-mail] October 29, 2007

blows goats for half price

To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!

This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.

by [e-mail] March 30, 2008