46 definitions by [e-mail]

shady boss

The one who tells you to do things you should not from time to time or even does things he doesent want you to do or vice versa a poor role model

I cant believe he just told me to do that what a shady boss he is do as i say not as i do right

by [e-mail] October 4, 2007

red badge of courage

when a man has vaginal sex with a woman who is being visited by her monthly freind aka on the rag and after intercorse the man pulls out his bloody penis and whips the woman with it leaving a red mark this may be a very brave thing to do if she dosent have a sense of humor.

last night I nailed my girl but she was ragging and I didnt know at first but when i was finnished I pulled out blood drenched cock and gave her a red badge of courage

by [e-mail] January 24, 2008

magic sausage ride

The ride she never remembers on your cock that is usually be caust she was either passed out or knocked out.

hey you should have seen the chick I picked up last nite.
really?
yeah, I knokced her out with chloroform then dragged her to my van and gave her a magic sausage ride.
you sick bastard!

by [e-mail] December 4, 2007

fig pucker

A dislexic spelling for Pig Fucker.

Your such a Fig Pucker.....
Asshole....
piss off fig pucker...

by [e-mail] February 20, 2008

pearl catcher

cum catcher,one who guzzles cum,or catches cum,in relation to cum being refered as pearl or a pearl necklace. or also a patern of seaman in the outline of a dream catcher

hey look at that slut , shes a pearl catcher
yeah i know i gave her one last nite..

by [e-mail] November 8, 2007

Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world

A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.

Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!

by [e-mail] August 5, 2009

K 30

The king of 4x4 trucks the best ever last of the old skool chevy 4x4 with the dana 60 front diff corperate 14 bolt full floating rear and heavy duty frame the toughest most dependable truck ever.

Hey Mike just got that brand new Ford super duty stuck again
Dont make me get the ram !
Screw the ram dont make me dig out the 86 k 30 and show all you spoilled rich kids a real truck.

by [e-mail] April 10, 2009