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Machete is the most bad ass movie ever created. It is about Machete, and ex-Federale who is a legend to all Mexican-Americans, being betrayed by a company who hired him off of the street to assassinate Senator John McLaughlin. All out war is declared and Machete's Mexican-American army kick some fucking balls off. Also includes Lyndsay Lohan's tits.
Guy 1-Dude! Did you see Machete?

Guy 2- Hell ya! I jerked off so hard to Lindsay Lohan's tits!
by skown February 19, 2011
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Weeting is the most bad ass village in England. It is located in Norfolk and has some of the biggest Cunts you will ever meet, but you end up making them your best friends ever. It is also loacted near RAF Lakenheath. If you ever go to England, go here, it is only 2 hours away from London.
Guy 1-You go to Weeting often?

Guy 2-Yeah, dick 'ead, I live there, you fucking cunt, why dont you live there? I'll tell you why, because youre too pussy!
by skown February 19, 2011
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