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When you lather Andy Reid (Philadelphia Eagles coach) up with oils and get him all sweaty and naked after giving him many tacos from taco bell. Then take a funnel and stick the end of it into your own anus and allow Andy to shoot massive slops of diarrhea down into your anus.
Dude 1 "Did you hear what happened to Nick?"

Dude 2 "No what!?"

Dude 1 "A video of him was leaked, he was doing the Cuddly Andy."

Dude 2 "That's disturbing."
by sjpbus March 31, 2011
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Anally penetrating a woman so hard that she bleeds out of her anus and then you proceed to suck and drink the anus blood.
Dude 1 "Yo guess what I did last night."

Dude 2 "What?"

Dude 1 "I gave your sister a rusty vampire."
by sjpbus March 31, 2011
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