4 definitions by sinistlor
A person who thinks they are good at optimizing their electronics, computers and other equipment, but suffer severely from confirmation bias. Bientists "buy into" ridiculous, half-baked and often overkill solutions usually out of a combination of impatience and arrogance. Rather than doing any verifiable research or empirical experimentation, they base their techniques on correlations, isolated incidents and things they read once on a forum, usually posted by other bientists. If a confirmation bientists finds another confirmation bientist with the same ideas, their ignorance is locked in for life. See also: bientist.
Any confirmation bientist will tell you that disabling all the services in Microsoft Windows and turning off automatic updates will make everything run better and faster with minimal internet lag.
by sinistlor November 13, 2009
by sinistlor November 17, 2009
1. A person who fancies them self a scientist because they once read some tip of trick that seemed to work. Bientists "buy into" ridiculous, half-baked and often overkill solutions usually out of a combination of impatience and arrogance. See confirmation bientist.
2. A person who practices bience.
2. A person who practices bience.
Randy, a practicing bientist, deleted all the downloaded games and content from his family's Playstation 3 console to ensure that Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 ran at top speed and with minimum lag.
by sinistlor November 13, 2009
Guy A: "Every five minutes she says, 'i need someone to make out with' and so i say 'let's go' and then later she says she thought i was joking."
Guy B: "Give her the ol' dick in the laptop bag. That'll put the balls on the table, so to speak"
Guy B: "Give her the ol' dick in the laptop bag. That'll put the balls on the table, so to speak"
by sinistlor December 9, 2009