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main line

process of injecting a drug directly into one's bloodstream.
if you main line that speedball, youll get sick as shit.. and then feel absolutely nothing.
by simon September 2, 2003
mugGet the main linemug.

domer

synonyms - blowjob, session
A noun describing the whole act of having your penis sucked on
by Simon March 18, 2003
mugGet the domermug.

Navism

by Simon March 5, 2003
mugGet the Navismmug.

cha-ching

After selling sh*t for nothing: 'Cha-ching!'
by Simon December 22, 2004
mugGet the cha-chingmug.

happy simon

George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.
by Simon March 6, 2004
mugGet the happy simonmug.

geeks

sam and matthew on a game of worms!
you're the biggest sam and matthews that i've ever seen
by Simon January 31, 2005
mugGet the geeksmug.

dooce

noun, 1) one who is totally lacking in originality; a hack, 2) the state of writing on repetitive subjects for at least four years.
1) wow, her writing totally sucked. yeah...what a dooce! 2) hmmmm... ANOTHER piece about poop and how supercool her baby is. yeah, she's in the dooce.
by simon January 31, 2005
mugGet the doocemug.

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