157 definitions by simon

A person who like to felate goats after he has spray painted them and put on a of panties stolen from a 13 year old girls. Also like to have sex with dogs, preferably anal.
Grant's alternate lifestlye can be refered to as Elroy in nature.
by simon March 26, 2003
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One who listens to brutal extreme grind music very loud.
Simon is so heavily into the metal scene that he is a Grindfucker.
by simon February 7, 2004
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I saw Simon in the showers at school and he was hung like a newt. bigdickfuck my ass.
by simon April 2, 2003
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Abbreviation for whatever. Used perhaps because the keys are in that order on the keyboard.
- Dude i'm going to get to see my dad i met only when I was born.
- wer. im sleeping
by simon July 1, 2006
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Simon likes to take it up the batthole in Northbridge
by simon August 28, 2003
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