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by simon September 2, 2003

by Simon March 18, 2003

by Simon December 22, 2004

George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.
by Simon March 6, 2004

by Simon January 31, 2005

noun, 1) one who is totally lacking in originality; a hack, 2) the state of writing on repetitive subjects for at least four years.
1) wow, her writing totally sucked. yeah...what a dooce! 2) hmmmm... ANOTHER piece about poop and how supercool her baby is. yeah, she's in the dooce.
by simon January 31, 2005
