simon's definitions

grolly

a short human being, of the male gender, intelligent, clever and original

Wow that bloke is amazing, he's a grolly

by Simon September 18, 2003

schoolyard

1. A psychological condition characterized by a vigilant, sanctimonious, and solicitous predilection.
2. Rigorous in religious observance; marked by stern morality.

She's a schoolyard mother!

by Simon March 16, 2004

Mookie

monkey like, abnormal agility and facial expressions. he makes squawking noises and can eat an apple faster than any living mook. don't confuse this creature with Chris Kattan, though very similar in stature, they aren't the same person. will eat 6 of any pill, anytime.

mookie L, quit jumping around like a monkey and design me a city.

by simon July 3, 2003

GXBJB

a term used to describe a mysterous person

looks like he pulled another GXBJB on us

by Simon September 30, 2003

petruccinated

The state of mind you are in after one has listened to one or more guitarsolos by the possibly greatest living guitarist John Petrucci.

-Kalle, I just listened to Fatal Tragedy, man that solo is so awsome.
-Lol, Petruccinated.

by simon October 22, 2006

Poefter

Another word for a gay.

I'm sure that guy is a poefter.

You're such a poef!

by Simon May 13, 2005

falcor

A white oversized dragon dog from the never ending story series. Loves to eat fagmaster

"Falcor, i love"

"one day i'll be Falcor"

by Simon December 15, 2004