simon's definitions

ficknoster

a very unusual male species from somerset that likes cider and womens clothes,mainly seen in a collective with other vw drivers,approach with caution,may contain nuts

ficknoster is verticaly chalenged,can be strange but normaly humourous,and uttter filth

by simon September 3, 2008

dooce

noun, 1) one who is totally lacking in originality; a hack, 2) the state of writing on repetitive subjects for at least four years.

1) wow, her writing totally sucked. yeah...what a dooce! 2) hmmmm... ANOTHER piece about poop and how supercool her baby is. yeah, she's in the dooce.

by simon January 31, 2005

domer

synonyms - blowjob, session
A noun describing the whole act of having your penis sucked on

She gave mad domers

by Simon March 18, 2003

Navism

To be lucky at PES

Committing fouls without reprimand

by Simon March 5, 2003

geeks

sam and matthew on a game of worms!

you're the biggest sam and matthews that i've ever seen

by Simon January 31, 2005

cha-ching

The ability to make money from nothing

After selling sh*t for nothing: 'Cha-ching!'

by Simon December 22, 2004

happy simon

a person in the middle of a threesome

George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.

by Simon March 6, 2004