simon's definitions

Honey Bucket

A shit house on an airplane. Lavatory on an airliner.

You get to suck the shit out of the honey bucket from flight 69.

by Simon October 14, 2004

cunt

slang for the female genitailia, an insult, believed by many prudes to be one of the most insulting and rudist words in the english language

i've love to lick your cunt
you are such a cunt

by simon May 13, 2005

Poppadom

To be an immigrant of African origin and to worship fellow humans that wear cowboy boots and show off to their friends.

You HAVE JUST HAD A RIGHT poppadom moment!!!

by Simon April 2, 2005

cuntankle

a cuntankle is to be lower than a cunt.

stop being such a cuntankle.

by simon August 19, 2004

Strangle Kojak

when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate

"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"

by simon June 18, 2006

touchdown

The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.

Huzzah! Dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!

by Simon May 2, 2006

banarji

My beautiful Man

I love Banarji

by simon November 27, 2003