simon's definitions

southern bell

The phone company

Don"t mess with Ma Bell.

by Simon February 22, 2004

hot bras less

1. Big female who hates her bra, because it never fits well, so is very common that the world learn to see her without bra.

2. Female who have a normal breast with big o very sensitive nipples, so if she wear a tight top, bluose or something like that; or the air is very cold; or simply she's happy or angry, everyone will notice.

3. A beautiful french girl.

1. - My boss's fiancée is a hot bras
less bitch. He's a lucky bastard!

2. - I think Eugenia is cold.

- How do you know that?

- Look at her breast.

3. - Who was Valerie Allain?

- The hot bras less girl in Yales's
"French In Action".

by simon August 24, 2004

nah

A geordie (Newcastle) word for know.

I don't know

"I divint nah"

by Simon December 14, 2004

Pion

Under Paid Bitch

Get this Pion outta here

by Simon October 22, 2003

Kabooblers

Refering to a large chest on a woman, when they do not meet the kaboobler requirements they are merely (kabooblets)

Guy #1 : Man, check out her kabooblers
Guy #2 : Yeah they are huge kabooblers
Guy #3 : Nah, they are just average kabooblets

by simon May 11, 2004

Babies Arm

An apt way to describe ones chap, when, but only when, on removal from ones pants the lucky lady gasps with delight!

The young lady thought his chap looked like a babies arm gripping an apple.

by Simon October 11, 2004

thumdorious

Adjective- To do something to the most extreme limit

The water makes a thumdorious noise.

by Simon October 8, 2003