simon's definitions

Dicky Waver

A male who exposes his pecker at inappropriate moments.

The complaintant states, she was jogging in the park when an obese male caucasian with a mullet exposed his 2 inch penis to her.

This is the 7th. complaint about the Dicky Waver in this park!

by Simon October 15, 2004

falcor

A white oversized dragon dog from the never ending story series. Loves to eat fagmaster

"Falcor, i love"

"one day i'll be Falcor"

by Simon December 15, 2004

bumfucknowhere

Aussie slang for a place that is a long way away and is usually not worth travelling to.

Tim: Are you going to Dave's party tomorrow?
Rob: Yeah I would but it's all the way out in bumfucknowhere so I can't be bothered.

by Simon February 16, 2004

petruccinated

The state of mind you are in after one has listened to one or more guitarsolos by the possibly greatest living guitarist John Petrucci.

-Kalle, I just listened to Fatal Tragedy, man that solo is so awsome.
-Lol, Petruccinated.

by simon October 22, 2006

Poefter

Another word for a gay.

I'm sure that guy is a poefter.

You're such a poef!

by Simon May 13, 2005

Pion

Under Paid Bitch

Get this Pion outta here

by Simon October 22, 2003

BJB

a term used to describe an unknown scenario

its all BJB from the word get go

by Simon September 30, 2003