simon's definitions

fluorescent lighting

probably one of the worst things ever known the human race.
Pollutes offices, schools, etc

Oh god...headache...must break lights...straining eyes...ahhhh

by Simon November 6, 2003

Gilly

To be tight fisted / cheap.

Why are you being so Gilly? Its only 20p.

by Simon October 3, 2006

Pull On

1. Masturbation

2. Listening to Music.

1. HF loves to Pull On.

2. I am pulling on to Britney Spears

by Simon June 22, 2003

Gadmon

Gay Cad combined with the name simon. Sorta like pokemon.

'Gadmon! hows it goin'

by Simon February 13, 2005

Punkass

Strange or eclectic. Good or bad is determined from context.

That was a fucking punkass choon (good)
You punkass muvvafukka (bad)

by Simon September 30, 2003

padawan

Padawan = Star wars apprentice, also used for n00b.

indeed padawan!

Stfu my padawan!

You have improved, padawan

by Simon January 19, 2005

gubulls

bumbling half wits who think they know but are extremly incompetent

bumbling sound men with the brain of a small flee with the behind of hippo.
"Trust me m8 I know how a car works.. if it fails to start you basically check the number plate..."

by simon May 13, 2005