simon's definitions

Per-Uven

A young man using taekwondo instead of arguing.

Per-Uven kicks the old man

by Simon March 24, 2003

Tubcat

A very hefty fat pussy cat. Usually has no neck, thunderthighs and a big belly that drags on the ground.

That cat of yours is too heavy to take on the plane. He's a Tubcat.

by Simon October 14, 2004

fagbag

(n) A bag usually suspended from one prep or homosexual shoulder to the opposite side. Designed to carry books, and most commonly seen on gay people with sandals.

Johnny pulled his spanish book out from his fagbag.

by Simon May 18, 2004

buxx

Slang for gay sex.

I just got some buxx from Jeff and Carmine in the mens restroom.

by Simon December 28, 2003

bobobo

The coolest animehero ever!

Say what?
Bobobo, nana

by simon April 24, 2005

Chug nuts

The coagulated lumps of sheep faeces, as compared to winnets

Don't throw those chug nuts at me

by Simon April 15, 2003

buxx

Spammer, hack and poker-playing fatass.

Buxx just sent me an unsolicited commercial advertisement for a get rich quick scheme.

by Simon December 28, 2003