simon's definitions

grolly

a short human being, of the male gender, intelligent, clever and original

Wow that bloke is amazing, he's a grolly

by Simon September 18, 2003

schoolyard

1. A psychological condition characterized by a vigilant, sanctimonious, and solicitous predilection.
2. Rigorous in religious observance; marked by stern morality.

She's a schoolyard mother!

by Simon March 16, 2004

bumfucknowhere

Aussie slang for a place that is a long way away and is usually not worth travelling to.

Tim: Are you going to Dave's party tomorrow?
Rob: Yeah I would but it's all the way out in bumfucknowhere so I can't be bothered.

by Simon February 16, 2004

Dicky Waver

A male who exposes his pecker at inappropriate moments.

The complaintant states, she was jogging in the park when an obese male caucasian with a mullet exposed his 2 inch penis to her.

This is the 7th. complaint about the Dicky Waver in this park!

by Simon October 15, 2004

falcor

A white oversized dragon dog from the never ending story series. Loves to eat fagmaster

"Falcor, i love"

"one day i'll be Falcor"

by Simon December 15, 2004

southern bell

The phone company

Don"t mess with Ma Bell.

by Simon February 22, 2004

hot bras less

1. Big female who hates her bra, because it never fits well, so is very common that the world learn to see her without bra.

2. Female who have a normal breast with big o very sensitive nipples, so if she wear a tight top, bluose or something like that; or the air is very cold; or simply she's happy or angry, everyone will notice.

3. A beautiful french girl.

1. - My boss's fiancée is a hot bras
less bitch. He's a lucky bastard!

2. - I think Eugenia is cold.

- How do you know that?

- Look at her breast.

3. - Who was Valerie Allain?

- The hot bras less girl in Yales's
"French In Action".

by simon August 24, 2004