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by simon September 2, 2003
Get the main line mug.Slender!!!
by Simon April 23, 2003
Get the Slender mug.The opposite of a beauty queen. Usually refers to a fat, ugly smelly girl or woman. Best described as Fugly. Can be found in large numbers at Mc Donalds and Wal-Mart eating greasy fast food.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.
I got ripped off by a dating service who matched me up with fat, frumpy, Fugly Mieskeit women with short hair and kankles. :-(
by Simon July 9, 2006
Get the Mieskeit mug.To run up to someone and rip down their pants leaving their boxer shorts showing.
To mess something up.
To mess something up.
by Simon May 13, 2005
Get the Shank mug.noun, 1) one who is totally lacking in originality; a hack, 2) the state of writing on repetitive subjects for at least four years.
1) wow, her writing totally sucked. yeah...what a dooce! 2) hmmmm... ANOTHER piece about poop and how supercool her baby is. yeah, she's in the dooce.
by simon January 31, 2005
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Get the geeks mug.George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.
by Simon March 6, 2004
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