simon's definitions

Junot

A pale imp like person, usually with a major abundance of hair in the eye brow region. They usually eat many assortments of fish.

"CRICKEY! Look at that Junot!"

by Simon March 24, 2004

tweaked

twisted generally related to events perceived while on hallucinogenic drugs, usually referring to an individual.

"Man, last night I dropped five microdots and ran up primrose hill naked! Boy was I tweaked!"

"I was out for a stroll on primrose hill last night and I saw a naked guy running around. He looked HIGHLY tweaked!"

by Simon November 9, 2004

Chug nuts

The coagulated lumps of sheep faeces, as compared to winnets

Don't throw those chug nuts at me

by Simon April 15, 2003

buxx

Slang for gay sex.

I just got some buxx from Jeff and Carmine in the mens restroom.

by Simon December 28, 2003

bobobo

The coolest animehero ever!

Say what?
Bobobo, nana

by simon April 24, 2005

Cocker Spaniel Lunch

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.

Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Blow-job

When a woman sucks a mans dick

Woman: I sucked my boyfriends cock last night

by Simon December 14, 2003