4 definitions by simo1981
Sarah: so are you going over tammys house tonight?
Grant: Nah i de-shagged that hoe, found a better bitch to plough
Grant: Nah i de-shagged that hoe, found a better bitch to plough
by simo1981 April 29, 2011
When yo bustin 4 a shit so bad that the log is popping in and out of ur anus, often leaving brown dabs on your underwear
I knew i shoulda had a shit before going to the movies i was turtlenecking for 2 hours and couldnt concentrate!
by simo1981 April 19, 2008
Brad: bro your mama loves my skivvy, coz ur dad has a helmet
Mat: yeh but she said the dick cheese trapped in there was nasty
Mat: yeh but she said the dick cheese trapped in there was nasty
by simo1981 April 19, 2008
Some lazy bastard who always misteriously appears after the hard work has been finished, much like a blister
Mat came over to help move the bulk stack after finishing guitar hero for the 4th time today
Wat a filthy ranga blister
Wat a filthy ranga blister
by simo1981 April 20, 2008