silentthread's definitions

Daddy Nikolai

Another name for a pap smear.

Bob: Jane how was your trip to the gynecologist?

Jane: It was alright, he did a daddy nikolai and took some blood samples. Other than that, everything else is okay.

by silentthread June 15, 2010

Lesbionage

To convert into a lesbian

She lesbionaged her friend, by stripping for her. Her friend quickly bacame interested in the lesbian world. She was lesbionaged.

by silentthread December 28, 2007

Banana Woman

AKA, A platana.

A woman that has facial features similar to Mindy Cohn, AKA Natalie Green on the 80's show Facts of Life. Bananas tend to be smushy as so do their faces. Plus, they look like they ate an entire tree of bananas.

Hey Bob, you need to check out my new neighbor. She looks like a banana woman. I'll still do her though.

by silentthread April 8, 2009

churron

A churron is what you call a pony tail where extreme curly hair is present. Hence, it looks like a churro.

Luis let his curly hair grow out. Then he put that in a pony tail. He's got a churron.

by SilentThRead July 5, 2019

Kimbo Pie

When someone beats the shit out of you. They did not give you a slice of themselves, the gave you the whole motherfucking pie.

I Kimbo Pied that motherfucker.

by SiLentThReaD October 27, 2008

Insecurity card

Insecurity card is an idiomatic phrase that refers to the act of bringing the issue of insecurity into a debate or argument. Women are notorious for accusing their husbands/boyfriends of being insecure for almost anything and everything (even if it's not true).

Bob: Hey Mike, I saw you leave your house last night. What happened?

Mike: I got into a fight with that biatch again. She pulled out the insecurity card like always.

by silentthread April 22, 2011

chonga++ certification

A certification given to chongas for their skills as being chongas.

Hey, did you hear that Maria just got her chonga++ certification?

by SiLentThReaD October 6, 2008