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swiss army knife

A red multi-purpose knife. There are many models, almost all of which contain one blade, a pair of scissors, and a can opener.

I took out my trusty Swiss Army Knife and cut open the package.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006

Rob Ford

Rob Ford
verb

To consume a fifth of alcohol in 3 minutes, chased with Gatorade.

Popularized by disgraced Toronto mayor and local addict, Rob Ford.

A: Whatcha doing this Friday?

B: Probably going to Rob Ford some vodka and pass out.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm November 15, 2013

Animal Farm

A political satire written by the well-known author George Orwell during 1945, when the United States was allied with Soviet Russia. Orwell shows the true flaws in communism.

As Animal Farm shows, communism is better on paper than in practice.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006

corpselfie

A selfie with a dead body, usually at a funeral.

"Did you see John's corpselfie at his grandma's funeral?"

"Yea that was pretty distasteful"

by sihfoagfndhmdfm December 18, 2019

Walther

AKA Carl Walther GmbH Sportwaffen. A German gun manufacturing company.

Walther's most famous (and infamous) pistols were:
1. P38, used by the Nazis
2. PPK, used by German police and James Bond
3. P99, used by James Bond

I pulled out my Walther, and put 7 peices of lead into his chest.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 8, 2006

switch blade

A foldable knife where the blade is deployed using a button or lever on the handle.

In "12 Angry Men", the 18 year old boy killed his father with a switch blade.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006

Fahrenheit 451

Fahrenheit 451 is a novel by Ray Bradbury, depicting a world in which books are outlawed, and firemen start fires, not put them out. The main character is Guy Montag, a fireman.

The title is quite clever, because at 451 degrees Fahrenheit, paper combusts.

The son-of-a-bitch Michael Moore used the title's theme in his movie "Fahrenheit 9/11", to Ray Bradbury's disapproval.

I read Fahrenheit 451 yesterday, and realized that books and the ability to spread wisdom are very valuable.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006