12 definitions by sihfoagfndhmdfm

New City, NY

A town in Rockland County, NY. It has the highest percent of Jewish Americans in all of the United States. All of the kids in Clarkstown get off on holidays like Rosh-shush-shanah and that dradel-spinning knock off of Christmas.

Easily half of the kids in New City think that they are from a rough neighborhood or part of a gang, and that they have endured so much and made it to the top. The truth is that they go home to their $500,000 houses and ask their parents for money to go to the Palisades mall. They will probably get a car for their 16th birthday, and go to any university of their choice.

Don't listen to him. He wears baggy jeans, FUBU, and is white. He also resides in New City, NY.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 8, 2006

Walther

AKA Carl Walther GmbH Sportwaffen. A German gun manufacturing company.

Walther's most famous (and infamous) pistols were:
1. P38, used by the Nazis
2. PPK, used by German police and James Bond
3. P99, used by James Bond

I pulled out my Walther, and put 7 peices of lead into his chest.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 8, 2006

switch blade

A foldable knife where the blade is deployed using a button or lever on the handle.

In "12 Angry Men", the 18 year old boy killed his father with a switch blade.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 8, 2006

corpselfie

A selfie with a dead body, usually at a funeral.

"Did you see John's corpselfie at his grandma's funeral?"

"Yea that was pretty distasteful"

by sihfoagfndhmdfm December 19, 2019

swiss army knife

A red multi-purpose knife. There are many models, almost all of which contain one blade, a pair of scissors, and a can opener.

I took out my trusty Swiss Army Knife and cut open the package.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 8, 2006

Fahrenheit 451

Fahrenheit 451 is a novel by Ray Bradbury, depicting a world in which books are outlawed, and firemen start fires, not put them out. The main character is Guy Montag, a fireman.

The title is quite clever, because at 451 degrees Fahrenheit, paper combusts.

The son-of-a-bitch Michael Moore used the title's theme in his movie "Fahrenheit 9/11", to Ray Bradbury's disapproval.

I read Fahrenheit 451 yesterday, and realized that books and the ability to spread wisdom are very valuable.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 8, 2006

Rob Ford

Rob Ford
verb

To consume a fifth of alcohol in 3 minutes, chased with Gatorade.

Popularized by disgraced Toronto mayor and local addict, Rob Ford.

A: Whatcha doing this Friday?

B: Probably going to Rob Ford some vodka and pass out.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm November 15, 2013