sihfoagfndhmdfm's definitions

corpselfie

A selfie with a dead body, usually at a funeral.

"Did you see John's corpselfie at his grandma's funeral?"

"Yea that was pretty distasteful"

by sihfoagfndhmdfm December 18, 2019

Rob Ford

Rob Ford
verb

To consume a fifth of alcohol in 3 minutes, chased with Gatorade.

Popularized by disgraced Toronto mayor and local addict, Rob Ford.

A: Whatcha doing this Friday?

B: Probably going to Rob Ford some vodka and pass out.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm November 15, 2013

swiss army knife

A red multi-purpose knife. There are many models, almost all of which contain one blade, a pair of scissors, and a can opener.

I took out my trusty Swiss Army Knife and cut open the package.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006

Animal Farm

A political satire written by the well-known author George Orwell during 1945, when the United States was allied with Soviet Russia. Orwell shows the true flaws in communism.

As Animal Farm shows, communism is better on paper than in practice.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006

Walther

AKA Carl Walther GmbH Sportwaffen. A German gun manufacturing company.

Walther's most famous (and infamous) pistols were:
1. P38, used by the Nazis
2. PPK, used by German police and James Bond
3. P99, used by James Bond

I pulled out my Walther, and put 7 peices of lead into his chest.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 8, 2006

switch blade

A foldable knife where the blade is deployed using a button or lever on the handle.

In "12 Angry Men", the 18 year old boy killed his father with a switch blade.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006

Pomona

A city in Rockland County, NY.

Part of the East Ramapo and North Rockland School Districts.

There is a growing Jewish Hasidic population, which is slowly starving Pomona and Rockalnd to death. They avoid taxes by declaring thier houses places of worship, and they vote down the school budget every time, because their children go to private schools.

Pomona is slowly being taken over by the Hasidics, just like the rest of Western Rockland.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 8, 2006