sidmon69's definitions

urinal drop

masterbating in front of a urinal; usually after work hours with the help of a smart phone.

I was so bored working on the report I did a urinal drop at the office

by sidmon69 February 9, 2013

buddy sitter

when you have to take care of your belligerently drunk friend; and keep him or her from harm thus scewing up your night.

Man I would have hooked up with that girl but I ended up having to be a buddy sitter to john.

by sidmon69 March 16, 2013

Stranger food

When you eat a strangers food from the common break area from work or school

I'm gonna pass on dinner I had stranger food

by sidmon69 September 2, 2018

pussy economics

Defining the cost of vagina or sex in a given area; ie strip club or night out will cost 200$ Vs another arena a hooker will cost $160. Which venture will get you most for your money .
Also known as (gash cash)

You can get a high class Escort from seeking arrangements for 300$ or a track star for 150$ Pussy economics.

by sidmon69 May 8, 2019

Off label

When someone who should be medicated for bi-polar or schizophrenia doesn't take their medication; or chooses to go the holistic way through vitamin or mineral pills. (Adj)

Suzzie is angry with me for breaking up with her she came and slashed my tires; bitch is off label.

by sidmon69 October 6, 2019

neutral slam

when you rev up your engine and drop your gear from neutral to drive usually done on automatic cars.

Also known as a a neutral drop.

I fucked up my car because i did too many neutral slams

by sidmon69 October 13, 2019

unicorn trainer

A woman who has a gift of having men ejaculate very quickly. Often porn stars are considered Unicorn trainers. They can often fuck and ejaculate several men at once. She’s often referred to as a unicorn trainer because of the shape of a man’s erect penis as compared to a unicorns horns.

That chick is definitely a Unicorn trainer, My dick is still sore.

by sidmon69 March 30, 2020