shtoink's definitions

fucking night elf

a denizen of World of Warcraft who preys upon flagged Horde players. normally they sit shadow melded waiting for hours upon hours. they tend to corpse camp. they tend to use the most noobish attacks while shadow melded, such as stuns, mind control, or aimed shot.

Noob elf: OHO! stupid n00bzor comes too close to "lord of all"

horde player: THAT FUCKING NIGHT ELF MIND CONTROLLEDM OFF THE CLIFF!!!!!

noob elf: bur

by Shtoink September 27, 2006

telekinesis

there really is no spoon

the creepy bald kid in the Matrix had telekinesis

by shtoink November 6, 2006

peter pan

a type of peanut butter. maybe out of buisness as ive not seen it in the stores for a while, then again i dont buy much peanut butter

peter pan peanut butter is better than Jiffy and its cheaper

by shtoink November 10, 2006

nintendo revolution

now called the wii

the nintendo revolution is now called the Wii.

do you really want to call the cops? or should i get naked and start the (nintendo) revolution

by shtoink August 12, 2007

10 second rule

the rule that is implimented when the 3 and 5 sec rule are unobtainable... or if you work in a restaurant and just dont care.

*drops cheeseburger at McDonalds*
PICK THAT UP BEFORE WE HAVE TO GO TO THE 10 SECOND RULE!

by Shtoink May 21, 2007

kull

a) a conquorer

b) Kevin Sorbo

Kevin Sorbo played Kull in Kull the Conquorer

by shtoink November 16, 2006

pubes

according to sara silverman they are something gay couples braid

"will you braid my pubes forever?"
"of course i will!"

by shtoink September 22, 2007