shtoink's definitions

fucking night elf

a denizen of World of Warcraft who preys upon flagged Horde players. normally they sit shadow melded waiting for hours upon hours. they tend to corpse camp. they tend to use the most noobish attacks while shadow melded, such as stuns, mind control, or aimed shot.

Noob elf: OHO! stupid n00bzor comes too close to "lord of all"

horde player: THAT FUCKING NIGHT ELF MIND CONTROLLEDM OFF THE CLIFF!!!!!

noob elf: bur

by Shtoink September 27, 2006

sparks

the things you see and can definatly know that the electronic parts of something are all fucked up

my radio doesnt work anymore because i saw sparks comming out of it

by shtoink November 8, 2006

pubes

according to sara silverman they are something gay couples braid

"will you braid my pubes forever?"
"of course i will!"

by shtoink September 22, 2007

kull

a) a conquorer

b) Kevin Sorbo

Kevin Sorbo played Kull in Kull the Conquorer

by shtoink November 16, 2006

jackalope

a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado

sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!

friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on

by Shtoink September 27, 2006

AZN

asian... duh... look at the cat

azncat aproves of this...

by Shtoink July 20, 2008

10 second rule

the rule that is implimented when the 3 and 5 sec rule are unobtainable... or if you work in a restaurant and just dont care.

*drops cheeseburger at McDonalds*
PICK THAT UP BEFORE WE HAVE TO GO TO THE 10 SECOND RULE!

by Shtoink May 21, 2007