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Definitions by shtoink

a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
even though many mimes are terribly hard to fight the temptation to waste...
mimes by Shtoink April 26, 2007

naked bacon 

the one TRUE way to know if someone really loves you. for to cook bacon with all its hot spitting grease with no protection at all, shows dedication and a real commitment to another person.
i woke up and knew April was my soul mate when i saw her cooking me some naked bacon in the morning.
naked bacon by Shtoink April 22, 2007
a) a conquorer

b) Kevin Sorbo
Kevin Sorbo played Kull in Kull the Conquorer
kull by shtoink November 16, 2006

peter pan 

a type of peanut butter. maybe out of buisness as ive not seen it in the stores for a while, then again i dont buy much peanut butter
peter pan peanut butter is better than Jiffy and its cheaper
peter pan by shtoink November 10, 2006
the things you see and can definatly know that the electronic parts of something are all fucked up
my radio doesnt work anymore because i saw sparks comming out of it
sparks by shtoink November 8, 2006
one of the better types of sex
my girlfriend pissed me off and we got into a fight. but the angry makeup sex was fantastic!
angry by shtoink November 6, 2006

telekinesis 

there really is no spoon
the creepy bald kid in the Matrix had telekinesis
telekinesis by shtoink November 6, 2006