shtoink's definitions

pregnant

what happens before an abortion

julie got pregnant, then got an abortion

by shtoink October 11, 2007

boots

something you put on your feet... most of the time made from leather, some have steel toes. the tend to go past your ankle, and are usually more durable than regular shoes. old dirty ones are sometiems refered to as shit kickers.

cowboy boots are gay! like cowboys

by shtoink June 2, 2007

jackalope

a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado

sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!

friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on

by Shtoink September 27, 2006

AZN

asian... duh... look at the cat

azncat aproves of this...

by Shtoink July 20, 2008

mimes

terrible things to waste.

a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
even though many mimes are terribly hard to fight the temptation to waste...

by Shtoink April 26, 2007

angry

one of the better types of sex

my girlfriend pissed me off and we got into a fight. but the angry makeup sex was fantastic!

by shtoink November 6, 2006

fucking night elf

a denizen of World of Warcraft who preys upon flagged Horde players. normally they sit shadow melded waiting for hours upon hours. they tend to corpse camp. they tend to use the most noobish attacks while shadow melded, such as stuns, mind control, or aimed shot.

Noob elf: OHO! stupid n00bzor comes too close to "lord of all"

horde player: THAT FUCKING NIGHT ELF MIND CONTROLLEDM OFF THE CLIFF!!!!!

noob elf: bur

by Shtoink September 27, 2006