shtoink's definitions

jackalope

a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado

sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!

friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on

by Shtoink September 27, 2006

mimes

terrible things to waste.

a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
even though many mimes are terribly hard to fight the temptation to waste...

by Shtoink April 26, 2007

fucking night elf

a denizen of World of Warcraft who preys upon flagged Horde players. normally they sit shadow melded waiting for hours upon hours. they tend to corpse camp. they tend to use the most noobish attacks while shadow melded, such as stuns, mind control, or aimed shot.

Noob elf: OHO! stupid n00bzor comes too close to "lord of all"

horde player: THAT FUCKING NIGHT ELF MIND CONTROLLEDM OFF THE CLIFF!!!!!

noob elf: bur

by Shtoink September 27, 2006

angry

one of the better types of sex

my girlfriend pissed me off and we got into a fight. but the angry makeup sex was fantastic!

by shtoink November 6, 2006

10 second rule

the rule that is implimented when the 3 and 5 sec rule are unobtainable... or if you work in a restaurant and just dont care.

*drops cheeseburger at McDonalds*
PICK THAT UP BEFORE WE HAVE TO GO TO THE 10 SECOND RULE!

by Shtoink May 21, 2007

naked bacon

the one TRUE way to know if someone really loves you. for to cook bacon with all its hot spitting grease with no protection at all, shows dedication and a real commitment to another person.

i woke up and knew April was my soul mate when i saw her cooking me some naked bacon in the morning.

by Shtoink April 22, 2007

azeroth

a fictional place in World of Warcraft where Blizzard Games favors children and whiners over people who actually can pay for the monthly subscription and dont live in their parents basement.

Paladin: ZOMGBBQ!! that fucking shaman whooped my 13 year old ass in PvP!! *scribbles petition in green crayon to Blizzard*

(Tuesday=patch day) shaman get nerfed and paladins become even more unkillable... only in Azeroth

by Shtoink September 26, 2006