shtoink's definitions

pubes

according to sara silverman they are something gay couples braid

"will you braid my pubes forever?"
"of course i will!"

by shtoink September 22, 2007

telekinesis

there really is no spoon

the creepy bald kid in the Matrix had telekinesis

by shtoink November 6, 2006

whored up

a military term used to describe how fucked up a plane or helocopter is. commonly used by upstate new yorkers

that plane is so whored up it wont ever fly again

by Shtoink September 27, 2006

jackalope

a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado

sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!

friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on

by Shtoink September 27, 2006

AZN

asian... duh... look at the cat

azncat aproves of this...

by Shtoink July 20, 2008

mimes

terrible things to waste.

a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
even though many mimes are terribly hard to fight the temptation to waste...

by Shtoink April 26, 2007

atma weapon

a weapon in the final fanasy series sometimes translated better as ultima weapon or ultimate weapon. in a few of the games its damage is based on how many hit points the character has at the time.

in FF3 for the SNES (6 for you losers who picked it up for PS) the Atma Weapon could be used by anyone and the more HP you had the BIGGER and more badass it was.
in FF7 Clouds best sword was the Ultimate weapon dropped by the ultimate weapon... and the more HP you had the more solid and baddass it was

by shtoink November 2, 2006