1 definition by shoopakabras

firefighter

Man or woman who has no useful skills other than being willing to follow the instructions of an equally useless captain. Although firefighters are usually regarded as heros, the large majority of them have never saved a single life. Some people regard them as hot even though most of them are fat due to the massive amount of time they spend watching TV and eating. Most of them have little regard for the common citizen and are often bothered when the city residents stop by the fire house to check out how their tax money is being spent.

Jim: I'm gonna spend this entire weekend like a firefighter

Marcus: What? You're gonna be putting out fires?

Jim: Nah, I'm gonna sink into the couch and watch the "Real Wives" marathon

by shoopakabras September 30, 2011