shoeless joe's definitions

Woody

1. n An erect penis.
2. v To blow it on a girls face instantly.

Man we had no fun when she touched my woody, I immediatly pulled a woody.

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

du hast

you have

haast or hasst is hate.
in a rammstein song, many dumbasses think it's you hate which means they obviously dont know shit

du hast!

by shoeless joe September 2, 2003

web site

a place where people go

son fuck you

by shoeless joe July 15, 2003

rammstein

German INDUSTRIAL (not heavy metal danmit) band who rocks complete ass. named after an air show disaster, and their first song was by the same name

hier kommt die sonne

by shoeless joe April 29, 2004

pussy-whipped

enjoying the feeling of being controlled by your female companion. lives to please her

me ... sigh

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

car fucker

nGet's off by the feeling of his car. Is sexually aroused by cars.

Chris. Just chris.

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

hed

HED (PE) a talented rap/rock artist, who knows how to party.
(not for goth faggots who think all rap sucks)

shalala here it comes again
shalala here it comes again
what a crazy life
-hed pe

by shoeless joe August 19, 2003