shane's definitions

bantam

Bantam is Batman spelled incorrectly.

Oh my farking god! Bantam touched me! Err, Batman! (Damn you all!)

by Shane April 5, 2005

cock diesel

A man of extreme muscular strength and sexiness.

Andy Vahamaa is a cock diesel.

by shane January 1, 2005

wastermankel

Someone that uses the toilet and uses up all the toilet paper but does not replace it when they leave.

That wastermankel made me unable to clean my buttox.

by Shane August 3, 2004

smile when you say that

(Western US via cowboy movies)

Your last remark crossed the line. Immediately retract/clarify/soften it, or I'll be offended/in your face/pumping you full of lead.

"Of course, there never was a man born in those parts who was worth a damn..."

"Smile when you say that!"

by Shane August 11, 2003

tundra turd

One who hails from north of the border. See also LCB

This country is going to hell because of the influx of tundra turds.

by Shane November 9, 2003

hudini

a sexual remover where the male is getting a feamle from the back. while doing this he pulls out and spits on her back. when the female turns around he busts in her eyes and all over her face.

"dude i gave her a hudini last night

by shane March 13, 2004

partylicious

Something that's is particularly funky or fantastic, a la funktacular.

You got the beer? Partylicious!

by Shane May 18, 2004