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rusty trombone

To be rimmed while simultaneously recieving a handjob.


(It has NOTHING to do with "mud butt". whomever posted that definition is completely wrong and a moron. That is known as "scat". The anus is clean while getting rimmed.)
"She tongued my asshole while giving me the best handjob I've ever had in my life!"
by Shane March 11, 2005
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nessie

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.
After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.
by shane November 30, 2004
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governator

As in the way of The Hit BlockBuster,

The Terminator

in which Arnold Schwarzenegger played the evil robot that helped destroy a civilization, then went good in the sequel, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been elected for Governor of California.

As the Governor, Mr. Schwarzenegger hopes to reenact his role by destroying the state of california, then rebuilding it when he is re elected, for his stunning 10-pack abs. People will hten recognize him as the hero, but for now hes just...

THE GOVERNATOR
Wow, The Governator really brought us down, but now that hes brought us back up, i really enjoy his great 10-pack abs.
by Shane December 14, 2003
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Outdoor Sledding

Same as Indoor Sledding except that the woman keeps her pants on.
by shane November 13, 2003
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vale fans

fucking annoying jealous bastards who tend to grief the pride of the potteries with stupid little pathetic insults.
by shane May 14, 2003
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Tranky

A young woman between the teens and twenty's who dresses slutty. A cross between "trashy" and "stanky" = tranky.
A gal who shows camel toe, wears low cut jeans that hug the butt, shows her belly button and wears too much make-up in a suggestive way. The way she acts is also a consideration.
Joe was busy checking out the girls at the mall when this cute little twenty something stolled by trolling for stank. He gazed at her camel toe and mooseknuckle and said "Damn, she's tranky".
by Shane December 29, 2003
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secure

1. To fasten, or hold down

2. To protect
1. I like my hands secured to the bed durring sex

2. Secure the fort!
by shane February 13, 2004
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