shane's definitions

Sideways Sloppy-Joe

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.

With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.

by Shane December 9, 2004

Xylo

Slang term for xylophone, a tuned melodic percussion instrument, made of either wood, kelon, or a similar resonant material. Often having a musical range of at least two octaves, xylophones have a very articulate and characteristic sound. They are a very important instrument in today's bands and orchestras.

OK percussion, sort out the parts, and make sure you remember there is a xylophone solo during this piece.
or
Did you guys hear that wicked xylophone solo in Sabre Dance?

by Shane January 7, 2005

fat ass

As in a Fat Person and/or an extremely large buttocks. Can also be used in an insult, calling someone "fat" may not always work, so adding "Fatass" My help to boost your insult to astronomical heights

"Taylor has a Fat Ass"
or
"Taylor is a Fat Ass"

by Shane December 14, 2003