sexylexie's definitions

megan fox

cheap tranny who starred in the Transformers movies. underwent numerous plastic surgery to look hot and is beleived to be the "hottest woman alive" by numerous men. trying too hard to look like Angelina Jolie, and is actually not hot at all.

Megan Fox has enough plastic in her body to make 10,000 coke bottles.

by SexyLexie September 1, 2009

b2s

Back To School (or, back to suffering)

Oh no. Summer is over and it's b2s

by SexyLexie August 25, 2007

brooke hogan

Hulk Hogan in a drag

Greg: I wonder what Hulk Hogan would like like in a drag?
Bill: Brooke Hogan

by SexyLexie June 14, 2008

capris

pants that are longer than shorts but shorter than jeans. stupid idiots say capris are for morons but that doesnt make sense. if no one wanted to wear capris and look like a moron why are people still buying them?
if you dont like them simply dont wear them.

I went to the mall today and bought a pair of capris

by SexyLexie August 23, 2007

good personality

something you need get a gf/bf. no matter how good you look, if you got a terrible personality, no one will want you

guy one: do you think shes hot?
guy tow: yeah, but she has the personality of a brick wall
guy one: so? she's hot
guy two: so is my coffee but i aint datin it
guy one: good point.
guy two: yup. only conceited sluts say good personality is for ugly people.

by SexyLexie March 17, 2007

makeup

something ugly girls wear to look half way decent. they look ok with all that shit smothered over their faces, but once it's washed off, their faces hurt your eyes

I am naturally beautiful and therefor do not need to wear makeup.

by SexyLexie March 4, 2007

brian

1. a guy's name
2. the dog from family guy

1. That guy in my class is named Brian
2. Did you see the episode where Brian owes Stewie money?

by SexyLexie August 24, 2007