sexylexie's definitions

kinder surprise

you people need some serious help. a Kinder Surprise is a German candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as hell and gets lost easy

Oh shit i lost my kinder surprise toy

by SexyLexie June 12, 2008

del taco

a great place to eat...if you like large, healthy maggots in your food, that is. oh and it has shitty service

I just bit into the burrito i got at Del Taco...it tasted like it was older than me and it had maggots in it

by SexyLexie May 24, 2007

optimus prime

leader of the Autobot Army in Transformers, and the sexiest robot alive.

I'd have sex with Optimus Prime

by SexyLexie September 25, 2007

skelanimals

Dead animals need love, too!!
Skelanimals are adorable, cute, little dead aniamls that are looking for a home. They want someone to love them, but not just anyone, they want someone with a warm heart. after all, they're just bones!
Skelanimals love to watch scary movies and snuggle.

I love my new skelanimals backpack!!

Skelanimals are soo cute!!

by SexyLexie March 6, 2007

capris

pants that are longer than shorts but shorter than jeans. stupid idiots say capris are for morons but that doesnt make sense. if no one wanted to wear capris and look like a moron why are people still buying them?
if you dont like them simply dont wear them.

I went to the mall today and bought a pair of capris

by SexyLexie August 23, 2007

brooke hogan

Hulk Hogan in a drag

Greg: I wonder what Hulk Hogan would like like in a drag?
Bill: Brooke Hogan

by SexyLexie June 14, 2008

b2s

Back To School (or, back to suffering)

Oh no. Summer is over and it's b2s

by SexyLexie August 25, 2007