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makeup

something ugly girls wear to look half way decent. they look ok with all that shit smothered over their faces, but once it's washed off, their faces hurt your eyes
I am naturally beautiful and therefor do not need to wear makeup.
by SexyLexie March 4, 2007
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brian

1. a guy's name
2. the dog from family guy
1. That guy in my class is named Brian
2. Did you see the episode where Brian owes Stewie money?
by SexyLexie August 24, 2007
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del taco

a great place to eat...if you like large, healthy maggots in your food, that is. oh and it has shitty service
I just bit into the burrito i got at Del Taco...it tasted like it was older than me and it had maggots in it
by SexyLexie May 24, 2007
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optimus prime

leader of the Autobot Army in Transformers, and the sexiest robot alive.
by SexyLexie September 25, 2007
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sparknotes

mankind's greatest invention. summarizes boring books high school students have to read in little paragrpahs for every chapter (or act, if its a play), you can rerad the enitre book in less than half hour, get the idea of what it's about, pass the test, and not waste time actually reading the book.
also offers study guides for other subjects, such as math, history, science, etc.
Oh shit. I have a test on Macbeth tomorrow. Sparknotes to the rescue!
by SexyLexie May 24, 2007
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kinder surprise

you people need some serious help. a Kinder Surprise is a German candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as hell and gets lost easy
Oh shit i lost my kinder surprise toy
by SexyLexie June 12, 2008
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more to love

a woman that actually eats and doesnt throw up afterwards. way better than those anorexic bitches. no one wnats to hug a skeleton
Guy: I don't want no skinny chicks. Find me a BBW with more to love!
by SexyLexie January 4, 2008
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