sexylexie's definitions

sparknotes

mankind's greatest invention. summarizes boring books high school students have to read in little paragrpahs for every chapter (or act, if its a play), you can rerad the enitre book in less than half hour, get the idea of what it's about, pass the test, and not waste time actually reading the book.
also offers study guides for other subjects, such as math, history, science, etc.

Oh shit. I have a test on Macbeth tomorrow. Sparknotes to the rescue!

by SexyLexie May 24, 2007

kinder surprise

you people need some serious help. a Kinder Surprise is a German candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as hell and gets lost easy

Oh shit i lost my kinder surprise toy

by SexyLexie June 12, 2008

optimus prime

leader of the Autobot Army in Transformers, and the sexiest robot alive.

I'd have sex with Optimus Prime

by SexyLexie September 25, 2007

skelanimals

Dead animals need love, too!!
Skelanimals are adorable, cute, little dead aniamls that are looking for a home. They want someone to love them, but not just anyone, they want someone with a warm heart. after all, they're just bones!
Skelanimals love to watch scary movies and snuggle.

I love my new skelanimals backpack!!

Skelanimals are soo cute!!

by SexyLexie March 6, 2007

brian

1. a guy's name
2. the dog from family guy

1. That guy in my class is named Brian
2. Did you see the episode where Brian owes Stewie money?

by SexyLexie August 24, 2007

makeup

something ugly girls wear to look half way decent. they look ok with all that shit smothered over their faces, but once it's washed off, their faces hurt your eyes

I am naturally beautiful and therefor do not need to wear makeup.

by SexyLexie March 4, 2007

brooke hogan

Hulk Hogan in a drag

Greg: I wonder what Hulk Hogan would like like in a drag?
Bill: Brooke Hogan

by SexyLexie June 14, 2008