sexylexie's definitions

megan fox

cheap tranny who starred in the Transformers movies. underwent numerous plastic surgery to look hot and is beleived to be the "hottest woman alive" by numerous men. trying too hard to look like Angelina Jolie, and is actually not hot at all.

Megan Fox has enough plastic in her body to make 10,000 coke bottles.

by SexyLexie September 1, 2009

makeup

something ugly girls wear to look half way decent. they look ok with all that shit smothered over their faces, but once it's washed off, their faces hurt your eyes

I am naturally beautiful and therefor do not need to wear makeup.

by SexyLexie March 4, 2007

skelanimals

Dead animals need love, too!!
Skelanimals are adorable, cute, little dead aniamls that are looking for a home. They want someone to love them, but not just anyone, they want someone with a warm heart. after all, they're just bones!
Skelanimals love to watch scary movies and snuggle.

I love my new skelanimals backpack!!

Skelanimals are soo cute!!

by SexyLexie March 6, 2007

good personality

something you need get a gf/bf. no matter how good you look, if you got a terrible personality, no one will want you

guy one: do you think shes hot?
guy tow: yeah, but she has the personality of a brick wall
guy one: so? she's hot
guy two: so is my coffee but i aint datin it
guy one: good point.
guy two: yup. only conceited sluts say good personality is for ugly people.

by SexyLexie March 17, 2007

johnny rocket

the best hamburger place on the planet. their burgers arent fake and processed like mcdonalds and burger king. all their stuff is fresh. and the service there is really good.

i had lunch at Johnny Rocket. it was sooooo good!

by SexyLexie April 6, 2007

comcast

a really great cable company. very cheap, too. i have internet and tv cable from them and only pay $66 a month for both. the internet is really fast, and the on-demand feature is great.

Bob went to the video store to rent a movie but could not find it. I watched it on Comcast

by SexyLexie April 8, 2007

panda express

fast food Chinese restuarant. delicious food and good service. kung pao chicken with steamed rice=yummy goodness

Mom: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Panda Express!!!!!!!!

by SexyLexie August 21, 2007