12 definitions by selfimportantsht

vagilysis

Analysis founded on the basis of "because: vagina"

After thorough vagilysis of his words, Amelia concluded that Brad's description of electrical circuits was indeed mansplaining.

by selfimportantsht December 2, 2020

Faggotorial

Article reflecting official faggy opinions of a magazine or any official statement that:

1- Holds a faggy position on an important subject OR a strong position on a faggy subject
2- Is a stroke job aimed at impressing or pleasing a particular faggy audience rather than expressing true views.
3- Is held by a faggot

Stone Cold Steve Austin had a faggotorial on faggots.

by selfimportantsht January 16, 2016

Slurty Dint

A spoonerism for dirty slut.

GF: you know I slept around when you were away.
BF: I knew it you slurty dint!

by selfimportantsht August 10, 2021

multiply without a calculator

To reproduce, formally or to fuck, casually speaking.

I caught two students trying to multiply without a calculator in the lockers and we ended up in doing a three-way multiplication.

by selfimportantsht May 17, 2021

Bad-idea-to-call-her

Bitch. The phrase "Bad idea to call her" is a backronym for bitch.

Did you tell Bella we're having a party?
No, she's a bad-idea-to-call-her.

by selfimportantsht January 19, 2021

IMF

Inept mother fuckers

The IMF was established in 1944 in the aftermath of the Great Depression

by selfimportantsht July 31, 2022

Lib

Little Intolerable Bitches

The libs use democracy to undermine the majority

by selfimportantsht July 31, 2022