sean's definitions

splarf

After taking a crap, barfing into the toilet with the crap still sitting in it.

Jimbo killed a 30 pack on his way to Cape May and was so drunk that splarfed in Ms. Prino's bathroom.

by Sean May 13, 2005

wee wee

For many centuries man has called his genitalia by the name shlong or talliwhacker. For those men who have yet smaller ones, they call them wee wees. A wee wee is a gross looking penis with a face on the head scribbled in blue ink.

Little Georgey asked him mom for a new toy, so she told him to go play with his wee wee if he had nothing to play with. He played with his wee wee and soon the house blew up.

by sean October 27, 2003

satori

best wheel company ever.

my satoris are freakin awesome.

by Sean March 1, 2005

Haiyan

A person on the game runescape, who is a priq, malaysian, likes rice, sucks off men, page closes or x's, logs, suicides to protect pixels and then dies anyway. haiyans refer to others as "programmers" and "autoers" when in reality they all share about 10 characters

Wow, War Gto(haiyan) is giving that guy over there some serious head!

by sean July 23, 2004

snarbles

an incredibly funny cartoon, created by a deliciously funny man.

damn, that snarbles cartoon was funny.

by sean November 15, 2003

Zetra

(1)nigger.

(2)beotch.

(3)wh0re.

(4)teh sex0r.

(5)crack ass.

(6)donkey.

(7)mmmmmmmutherfucker..

(8)stfu.

teh l33t hip-hop h0nkey

by sean January 26, 2005

giblet

a fart out of a tight butthole

i was trying to hold my shit in and let out a tiny giblet

by sean November 19, 2003