scott's definitions

ebay

The shit. Ebay is so totally awesome.

Ebay is so awesome I want to crap my pants.

by Scott June 18, 2003

bluey

A Liverpudlian way to say a £10 note.

Got Change Of A Bluey So I Can Buy That Gram 'O' Weed Kidda!

by Scott February 28, 2005

flatwillie

A hillbilly from some place that does not have any hills or mountains such as South Florida

Did you see the mullet on that flatwillie?

by Scott April 6, 2004

bush cookie

a slang term for Vagina.

I was finger bangin' the bush cookie while sitting in the back of the school bus.

by scott February 25, 2003

Schwonk

n. a stupid question/statement.

v. ("to Schwonk") to say something stupid.

n. John said such a Schwonk today! He said the water was dry.

v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.

by Scott September 26, 2003

k-wood

Kirk Wood the most awesomest ski resort everything there is cool except when scott is there

scott is a loser

by scott February 9, 2004

magiabulance

Magiabulance (noun) is defined as an instance in which one talks about something which one knows nothing about. Essentially, to crap on, to bullshit.

Other forms include magiabulant (adj) and magiabulate (verb)

Horace's thesis was teeming with magiabulance.

Gertrude, you're being magiabulant!

Cornelius would magiabulate in class when he didn't know an answer.

by Scott January 17, 2005