scott's definitions

schizabootal

seperating your nuts from your leg

damn yo, distract these females, i gotta schizabootal real quick, the sabre-tooth crotch critters are gnawling on my buffalo-sack and my leg.

by Scott October 17, 2003

dirt farmer

One who places the penis in another's dirty anus (Dirt Farm)

He's definately a dirt farmer

by Scott June 6, 2003

wonchod

In any video game, being beaten, in any division of game (firefight, round, etc.), by a newb by a large margin, or being defeated by one of the least powerful weapons in the game when you have clearly superior weaponry.

Playing Halo 2 while you have the sword and are defeated by someone with a needler.
A long time player being defeated by their friend who has never played before.
Even more so when a combination of the two.

by Scott March 19, 2005

amature

amature at life

You are an amature at life

by Scott January 21, 2004

ebay

The shit. Ebay is so totally awesome.

Ebay is so awesome I want to crap my pants.

by Scott June 18, 2003

fotsa

A germanic cunt. One of german or saxon origins that behaves in way that is worthy of being called a cunt.

Oi, fotsa, you spilled your Keith's in my curry.

by scott June 4, 2004

the clash

"...the only band that matters..."

The clash was one of UK's finest punk bands of the 70s. They are the only band that went from punk to rock (and had styles inbetween with ska, reggae, hip hop, and jazz) without anyone calling them fuckin sellouts.
RIP J.S.

by scott April 15, 2004