scott's definitions

gondle

a synonym of gooch and taint--referring to the area between sac and crack.

When I sat down, the Gold Bond fell to my gondle...ooch.

by Scott January 9, 2005

memory moron

person who puts things other than memory in RAM slots inside a computer, or someone who doesnt put the memory in porperly

jonathan is a memory moron

by scott April 10, 2005

ThisMr x

one who is loved and adored by all except for people named cortney and court.

cortney should be like ThisMr x

by scott February 23, 2005

shlatitude

Paired with shlongitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

by Scott March 30, 2004

Trin

Hot Moma Cita that i love

by Scott April 7, 2003

Goci

An awesome person who will be a billionaire someday

Bill Gates

by Scott October 25, 2003

whirlwind

The act of shitting and puking at the same time.

Man I was takin a shit and I started puking, it was like a whirlwind.

by Scott January 14, 2005