2 definitions by sconch66

up your guts

A fictitious Englishman, usually played by Colin Firth may use dalliance to charm a lady, but a proper native of Albion shouts this at the object of his desire; usually from a building site or a white van.

Man leaning from scaffolding on building site whistles at pretty lady walking past, and upon gaining her fleeting attention, shouts:
'Oy, darling! Up your guts!'.

by sconch66 February 23, 2014

frenchmans breath

When you break wind and capture it in your cupped hand, and procede to blow it in a friends face

Frenchmans breath is pretty much the same as Mexican breath, but with more Gallic flourish

by sconch66 February 4, 2010