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Timmy: Wow, you sure caught a lot of perch today!
Tommy: Yeah, it's cause I learned to master bait. Wanna see?
Timmy: Er... no thanks.
Tommy: Yeah, it's cause I learned to master bait. Wanna see?
Timmy: Er... no thanks.
by scodder April 7, 2013
Get the master bait mug.Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
by scodder May 14, 2010
Get the did you have sex with my barn owl mug.Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.
Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.
Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.
We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.
Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!
Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.
We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.
Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!
by scodder November 15, 2012
Get the whore nuts mug.They had just made it to the bedroom, and Helena was taking her top off when Bryce asked, "Can my cat watch?"
Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.
Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.
by scodder June 29, 2010
Get the can my cat watch? mug.Sperm 1: Are we going to fallopia?
Sperm 2: Totally dude!
Sperm 1: Cool, what's for dinner?
Sperm 2: I hear we get egg...
Sperm 2: Totally dude!
Sperm 1: Cool, what's for dinner?
Sperm 2: I hear we get egg...
by scodder May 9, 2010
Get the fallopia mug.Submarining with the cosby kids means diving down as deep as you can, dropping some logs, and then racing them back to the surface.
Not so cool in a public pool.
Not so cool in a public pool.
Serena was totally impressed with how deep Larry could dive, until the dooks started surfacing, and she saw that he'd been submarining with the cosby kids.
She didn't leave a note.
She didn't leave a note.
by scodder June 21, 2010
Get the submarining with the cosby kids mug.Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?
Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.
I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.
Pasquale: Yikes!
Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.
I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.
Pasquale: Yikes!
by scodder November 6, 2012
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