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Ped O'Bear is a happy Irish bear who loves kids.
As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
Lil Jessie: Wow, this lollipop tastes great!
Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.
Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.
Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
by scodder March 23, 2013
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"Unggh, unggh!" said Barbara, pumping away furiously.
"Unggh, unggh!" said Barbara, pumping away furiously.
by scodder June 11, 2010
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Cindy, an accomplished hammo, had one guy in each cheek pouch so she thought she'd try for a third.
She almost choked, but everyone had a happy ending.
She almost choked, but everyone had a happy ending.
by scodder May 21, 2010
Get the hammo mug.Rebate means to masturbate again.
Pete knocked on the bathroom door, saying, "Hey Fred, we're playing softball, what are you doing in there?"
"I'm having a rebate," said Fred, "I'll be right out."
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"I'm having a rebate," said Fred, "I'll be right out."
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by scodder July 18, 2010
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As Franklin went through his disgusting, smelly day as a fudge picker, he dreamed of the time he would be far away from all this, and married to George Michael.
by scodder May 7, 2010
Get the fudge picker mug.Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
by scodder May 18, 2010
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Very often has explosive results.
Very often has explosive results.
When Raoul heard the small muffled explosion and saw Manuel covered in gerbil guts, he knew he'd been reverse gerbilling again.
by scodder May 17, 2010
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