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I have boner

"I have boner," is a wonderful ice breaker with really hot chicks.

Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.
"I have boner," Louie said to the unbelievably gorgeous hot chick standing next to him at the bar.

"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."
by scodder May 19, 2010
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maestrobation

Maestrobation is the whacking off of the maestro before a concert.

Often assigned to someone from the fiddle section because of their strong and supple wrists.
"Oh Cecilia," said the maestro, "I believe it's time for some maestrobation."

"Yes, maestro," said Cecilia as she began to play his organ.
by scodder June 21, 2010
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gooch cheese

Gooch cheese is the delicious sludge that drips from a sweaty grundle.
Mike asked his friend Geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.
by scodder July 22, 2010
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dog nuts

Dog nuts are nuts that are served to dogs.

A crunchy treat.
Pedro was arrested and had his dog nuts cart confiscated until he explained he was selling nuts for dogs, not from dogs.
by scodder June 6, 2010
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cat pants

Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.

Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.
"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"

"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"
by scodder May 9, 2010
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reverse gerbilling

Reverse gerbilling is where a person tries to insert themselves into a gerbil's anus.

Very often has explosive results.
When Raoul heard the small muffled explosion and saw Manuel covered in gerbil guts, he knew he'd been reverse gerbilling again.
by scodder May 17, 2010
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masterly bation

Masterly bation is where a servant whacks off his master.
"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."

"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"

"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"
by scodder May 20, 2010
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