badger farts

Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.

Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.

Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them

"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.

"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.

by scodder May 18, 2010

fudge picker

A fudge picker is someone whose job it is to pick poop off flaccid, spent willies at a gay bathhouse.

As Franklin went through his disgusting, smelly day as a fudge picker, he dreamed of the time he would be far away from all this, and married to George Michael.

by scodder May 07, 2010

butthole smurfing

Butthole smurfing is where you cram a smurf up your butt.

Very popular at frat parties.

Norm won the butthole smurfing contest with three smurfs.

Getting them out was a whole other thing though.

by scodder May 31, 2010

elk molester

An elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile sexual needs.

Swayze: What's wrong with "Elko"?

Sneezy: Elk molesters got him.

Swayze: The bastards!

by scodder November 02, 2012

panthurbator

A panthurbator is someone who sneaks into wildlife parks to masturbate panthers.

Freddie had his hopes set on being a panthurbator, but all they found left of him was a sock and part of his chode.

by scodder April 22, 2010

duck rape

Duck rape means anal violation of a duck.

Often very noisy.

Donald Duck hid in the corner of his duck pen, fearing what was to come next.

Ned said, "Time for some duck rape!"

He scooped Donald up and lowered him onto his swollen tadger.

The pained quacking was terrible.

by scodder May 29, 2010

hog masturbator

A hog masturbator is someone who masturbates Harley motorcycles ("hogs").

A most unfortunate habit.

Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.

He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.

by scodder May 24, 2010