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Zombo emerged from the water all chewed up.
"What happened to you?" asked Zongo.
"Pumping the shark," said Zombo, tucking his badly mauled wally back into his trunks.
"What happened to you?" asked Zongo.
"Pumping the shark," said Zombo, tucking his badly mauled wally back into his trunks.
by scodder June 3, 2010
Get the pumping the shark mug.Staci called Muffy in tears.
"Micky just boinked me, and then told me he was dumping me," she sobbed, "I've got a tragina!"
"Micky just boinked me, and then told me he was dumping me," she sobbed, "I've got a tragina!"
by scodder May 16, 2010
Get the tragina mug.Rupert woke up with a boner: one that was covered in cum, poo, vag juice, taco sauce, pubes, and dog slobber.
"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."
"I have a filthy boner!"
"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."
"I have a filthy boner!"
by scodder April 25, 2010
Get the filthy boner mug.Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.
Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
by scodder June 1, 2010
Get the roast monkey nuts mug.Dirk dressed his rat in tight red silk pants and headed out.
"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.
Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.
"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.
Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.
by scodder May 22, 2010
Get the rat pants mug.An elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile sexual needs.
by scodder November 2, 2012
Get the elk molester mug.Freddie had his hopes set on being a panthurbator, but all they found left of him was a sock and part of his chode.
by scodder April 22, 2010
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