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Staci called Muffy in tears.
"Micky just boinked me, and then told me he was dumping me," she sobbed, "I've got a tragina!"
"Micky just boinked me, and then told me he was dumping me," she sobbed, "I've got a tragina!"
by scodder May 16, 2010
Get the tragina mug.Zombo emerged from the water all chewed up.
"What happened to you?" asked Zongo.
"Pumping the shark," said Zombo, tucking his badly mauled wally back into his trunks.
"What happened to you?" asked Zongo.
"Pumping the shark," said Zombo, tucking his badly mauled wally back into his trunks.
by scodder June 3, 2010
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Get the Mister Lube mug.Master of Bation is a graduate degree in whacking it.
The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.
The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.
"Did you hear Bobbi got her Master of Bation?" asked Betti.
"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"
"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.
"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"
"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.
by scodder July 9, 2010
Get the master of bation mug."I gotta toss my cookies," said Ben after chugging most of a bottle of gin.
Ned directed Ben to the outhouse, where he put one one of the most impressive and explosive displays of smut hole burfing ever seen.
Ned directed Ben to the outhouse, where he put one one of the most impressive and explosive displays of smut hole burfing ever seen.
by scodder May 31, 2010
Get the smut hole burfing mug.A queerleader is a male cheerleader who stirs up the male fans' enthusiasm with stroking, sucking and ass drilling.
When Rick saw the queerleaders heading for his section of the stands, he ran.
Behind him he heard moaning, slurping, and cheers.
Behind him he heard moaning, slurping, and cheers.
by scodder April 30, 2010
Get the queerleader mug.When a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck jizz.
Gustav: This sandwich tastes like duck jizz!
Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.
It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.
Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.
It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.
Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
by scodder September 28, 2012
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