scodder's definitions
Maestrobation is the whacking off of the maestro before a concert.
Often assigned to someone from the fiddle section because of their strong and supple wrists.
Often assigned to someone from the fiddle section because of their strong and supple wrists.
"Oh Cecilia," said the maestro, "I believe it's time for some maestrobation."
"Yes, maestro," said Cecilia as she began to play his organ.
"Yes, maestro," said Cecilia as she began to play his organ.
by scodder June 21, 2010
Get the maestrobationmug. "I have boner," is a wonderful ice breaker with really hot chicks.
Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.
Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.
"I have boner," Louie said to the unbelievably gorgeous hot chick standing next to him at the bar.
"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."
"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."
by scodder May 19, 2010
Get the I have bonermug. Dirk dressed his rat in tight red silk pants and headed out.
"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.
Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.
"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.
Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.
by scodder May 22, 2010
Get the rat pantsmug. Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.
Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
by scodder June 1, 2010
Get the roast monkey nutsmug. An elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile sexual needs.
by scodder November 2, 2012
Get the elk molestermug. Donald Duck hid in the corner of his duck pen, fearing what was to come next.
Ned said, "Time for some duck rape!"
He scooped Donald up and lowered him onto his swollen tadger.
The pained quacking was terrible.
Ned said, "Time for some duck rape!"
He scooped Donald up and lowered him onto his swollen tadger.
The pained quacking was terrible.
by scodder May 29, 2010
Get the duck rapemug. Freddie had his hopes set on being a panthurbator, but all they found left of him was a sock and part of his chode.
by scodder April 22, 2010
Get the panthurbatormug.