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Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
by scodder May 3, 2010
Get the pantsy jaculation mug.Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
by scodder May 24, 2010
Get the hog masturbator mug.A hammo is a hot chick who has cheek pouches like a hamster, so she can give blowjobs to two guys at once.
Cindy, an accomplished hammo, had one guy in each cheek pouch so she thought she'd try for a third.
She almost choked, but everyone had a happy ending.
She almost choked, but everyone had a happy ending.
by scodder May 21, 2010
Get the hammo mug.Ped O'Bear is a happy Irish bear who loves kids.
As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
Lil Jessie: Wow, this lollipop tastes great!
Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.
Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.
Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
by scodder March 23, 2013
Get the ped o'bear mug."I just love your poon," said Tyler in his inside voice.
"Unggh, unggh!" said Barbara, pumping away furiously.
"Unggh, unggh!" said Barbara, pumping away furiously.
by scodder June 11, 2010
Get the inside voice mug.If you're in a cozy friendship with somebody and want to take it to the next level, tell them "I want to bear your kittens!"
If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.
If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.
When Madge told Mike, "I want to bear your kittens!" she was ecstatic when he brought her a dead mouse and started nosing around in the sock drawer to build a nest.
by scodder May 6, 2010
Get the bear your kittens mug.Dropping the cosby kids off in hell means taking a crap in the campfire.
Not a very popular activity.
Not a very popular activity.
When Fred squatted over the fire and began dropping the cosby kids off in hell, he burned his chode.
He got no sympathy.
He got no sympathy.
by scodder June 19, 2010
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