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As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.
Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
by scodder May 2, 2010
Get the horse jack mug.Festus was in a four-way with his uncle, his sister, and his grandma.
"You're such a fuckabilly!" said his sister, sucking his monstrous willy.
"You're such a fuckabilly!" said his sister, sucking his monstrous willy.
by scodder May 28, 2010
Get the fuckabilly mug.After they'd had sex on the ferris wheel, Ricky looked at Betty through dewy love-filled eyes, and burbled, "I wuv you! You're so spawntaneous!"
In response, Betty began stroking his manhood for another go-round.
In response, Betty began stroking his manhood for another go-round.
by scodder May 1, 2010
Get the spawntaneous mug.Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
by scodder May 31, 2010
Get the mourning wood mug.Alonso: How was your date with Sofia?
Dionisio: It was fantastic! We had a lovely dinner followed by an evening of masturfellation.
Alonso: Atta boy!
Dionisio: It was fantastic! We had a lovely dinner followed by an evening of masturfellation.
Alonso: Atta boy!
by scodder November 9, 2012
Get the masturfellation mug."Gob Less America" is an inspirational song asking America to spit ("gob") less.
It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
Cindy had just sucked a huge wad of man chowder from Bobbi's dong, and couldn't decide whether to spit or swallow.
Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
by scodder May 25, 2010
Get the Gob Less America mug.A roadkill sandwich is lettuce, mayo, Wonder Bread and roadkill of your choice.
It's surprisingly delicious.
It's surprisingly delicious.
by scodder April 5, 2010
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