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horse jack

Horse jack means delivering manual lovin' to a horse's dong.

Messy but fun.
As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.

Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
by scodder May 2, 2010
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fuckabilly

A fuckabilly is a hillbilly who has lots of sex, usually with relatives.
Festus was in a four-way with his uncle, his sister, and his grandma.

"You're such a fuckabilly!" said his sister, sucking his monstrous willy.
by scodder May 28, 2010
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spawntaneous

Being spawntaneous means being ready to spawn (have sex) at any time.
After they'd had sex on the ferris wheel, Ricky looked at Betty through dewy love-filled eyes, and burbled, "I wuv you! You're so spawntaneous!"

In response, Betty began stroking his manhood for another go-round.
by scodder May 1, 2010
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mourning wood

Mourning wood is a boner you get at a funeral.
Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.

However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
by scodder May 31, 2010
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masturfellation

Masturfellation means whacking someone off while giving them head.
Alonso: How was your date with Sofia?

Dionisio: It was fantastic! We had a lovely dinner followed by an evening of masturfellation.

Alonso: Atta boy!
by scodder November 9, 2012
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Gob Less America

"Gob Less America" is an inspirational song asking America to spit ("gob") less.

It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
Cindy had just sucked a huge wad of man chowder from Bobbi's dong, and couldn't decide whether to spit or swallow.

Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
by scodder May 25, 2010
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roadkill sandwich

A roadkill sandwich is lettuce, mayo, Wonder Bread and roadkill of your choice.

It's surprisingly delicious.
After running over the rotting possum, Uncle Frank made a luscious roadkill sandwich.
by scodder April 5, 2010
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