scodder's definitions
Dropping the cosby kids off in hell means taking a crap in the campfire.
Not a very popular activity.
Not a very popular activity.
When Fred squatted over the fire and began dropping the cosby kids off in hell, he burned his chode.
He got no sympathy.
He got no sympathy.
by scodder June 19, 2010
Get the dropping the cosby kids off in hellmug. A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.
Often results in great riches and fame.
Often results in great riches and fame.
Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?
Ted: Yeah...
Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.
Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!
Ted: Yeah...
Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.
Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!
by scodder February 7, 2014
Get the grandmaster of bationmug. A jizzbucket is the modern replacement for the jizz rag.
Plus, after a couple of months, you have a bucket full of unique and tasty cheese.
Plus, after a couple of months, you have a bucket full of unique and tasty cheese.
by scodder April 24, 2010
Get the jizzbucketmug. Submarining with the cosby kids means diving down as deep as you can, dropping some logs, and then racing them back to the surface.
Not so cool in a public pool.
Not so cool in a public pool.
Serena was totally impressed with how deep Larry could dive, until the dooks started surfacing, and she saw that he'd been submarining with the cosby kids.
She didn't leave a note.
She didn't leave a note.
by scodder June 21, 2010
Get the submarining with the cosby kidsmug. An elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile sexual needs.
by scodder November 2, 2012
Get the elk molestermug. Dirk dressed his rat in tight red silk pants and headed out.
"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.
Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.
"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.
Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.
by scodder May 22, 2010
Get the rat pantsmug. Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.
Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
by scodder June 1, 2010
Get the roast monkey nutsmug.