scodder's definitions

pantsy jaculation

Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.

Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.

When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.

"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.

"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.

by scodder May 3, 2010

ped o'bear

Ped O'Bear is a happy Irish bear who loves kids.

As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.

Lil Jessie: Wow, this lollipop tastes great!

Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.

Lil Jessie: Oh boy!

by scodder March 23, 2013

inside voice

An inside voice is the voice you use when you're inside somebody.

"I just love your poon," said Tyler in his inside voice.

"Unggh, unggh!" said Barbara, pumping away furiously.

by scodder June 11, 2010

hammo

A hammo is a hot chick who has cheek pouches like a hamster, so she can give blowjobs to two guys at once.

Cindy, an accomplished hammo, had one guy in each cheek pouch so she thought she'd try for a third.

She almost choked, but everyone had a happy ending.

by scodder May 21, 2010

minge cringe

Minge cringe is the pathological fear of poontang.

Danny's date was going fine until Edie's pants came off and, overcome by minge cringe, he ran screaming from the room.

by scodder April 22, 2010

pants hampster

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.

Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.

by scodder May 13, 2010

choadminster fuller

Choadminster Fuller was the genius inventor of several choad-related items, including the Geodesic Choad and the Choadmaxion car.

Snowdon: I can't believe Choadminster Fuller never invented a condom for choads.

Exminster: I know, they keep breaking on me too!

by scodder October 9, 2012