rainbow trout

A rainbow trout is a trouser trout that has been painted in the rainbow colors of the gay pride movement.

Very festive.
To add a bit of zip to the parade, Buford took out his rainbow trout and waved it around.

There was much applause.
by scodder May 14, 2010
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messturbation

Frodo: What's that gunk all over the bathroom walls?

Enrico: Carlos engaged in messturbation and took off.

Frodo: What a pig!
by scodder October 14, 2012
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badger farts

Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.

Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them

"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.

"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
by scodder May 18, 2010
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horsetitute

A horsetitute is a horse who offers sex in exchange for things like carrots and alfalfa cubes.
As Morton thrust into the meaty loins of Dobbin, he was ecstatic to have found the services of a horsetitute.

The pillow talk afterwards was great too.
by scodder May 05, 2010
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brown avalanche

A brown avalanche is the fecal equivalent of a golden shower.
Hank gave Cecilia $50 for a brown avalanche.

She climbed to the top of a stepladder and gave him his money's worth.
by scodder June 04, 2010
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whore meat

Whore meat is the meat of the Common Whore (Putana vulgaris).

Very popular in Thailand, where it is served with peanut sauce and jasmine rice.
"What's for dinner?" asked Pablo.

"Whore meat with clit sauce," replied Pedro.

"Yum!" said Pablo, tucking in his bib.
by scodder July 06, 2010
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my basset hound is gay

"My basset hound is gay," is what to say when your basset is raping another dog.
"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.

"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
by scodder June 03, 2010
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