scodder's definitions
Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.
Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
by scodder May 13, 2010
Get the pants hampstermug. "What's that awful stench?" asked Tony, pausing mid stroke.
"I just had a shartasm," said Suzy, grinning weakly.
"I just had a shartasm," said Suzy, grinning weakly.
by scodder August 14, 2010
Get the shartasmmug. Cuntus is the technical and medical term for "poontang".
Sometimes referred to as "cuntus deliciosus".
Sometimes referred to as "cuntus deliciosus".
"May I insert my reproductive appendage into your cuntus?" asked Barlow after some heavy petting.
"Why, indubitably," responded Suzie, spreading her delicious hams.
"Why, indubitably," responded Suzie, spreading her delicious hams.
by scodder June 19, 2010
Get the cuntusmug. Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.
Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.
Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.
"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"
"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"
"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"
by scodder May 9, 2010
Get the cat pantsmug. Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.
He is extremely unpopular because of this.
He is extremely unpopular because of this.
When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.
"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.
"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.
by scodder May 15, 2010
Get the Spoogebob Spermpantsmug. "Eat my peach fish!" said Cynthia Ewok, spreading her furry legs.
"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.
"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.
by scodder May 8, 2010
Get the nubile fur pilemug. Reverse gerbilling is where a person tries to insert themselves into a gerbil's anus.
Very often has explosive results.
Very often has explosive results.
When Raoul heard the small muffled explosion and saw Manuel covered in gerbil guts, he knew he'd been reverse gerbilling again.
by scodder May 17, 2010
Get the reverse gerbillingmug.