scodder's definitions

smegmonarchy

The belief in the divine right and royalty of smegma.

I think Staci is insane. She's become a rabid cock-cheese munching believer in smegmonarchy!

by scodder March 22, 2010

bastur mate

A bastur mate is some to share whacking it with.

Eduardo: I feel like having an afternoon wank. Would you like to be my bastur mate?

Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.

by scodder September 29, 2012

jizzbucket

A jizzbucket is the modern replacement for the jizz rag.

Plus, after a couple of months, you have a bucket full of unique and tasty cheese.

Fabio became such an expert he could hit the jizzbucket from across the room.

by scodder April 24, 2010

sperm teddy

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.

Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.

by scodder September 29, 2012

pants hampster

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.

Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.

by scodder May 13, 2010

choadminster fuller

Choadminster Fuller was the genius inventor of several choad-related items, including the Geodesic Choad and the Choadmaxion car.

Snowdon: I can't believe Choadminster Fuller never invented a condom for choads.

Exminster: I know, they keep breaking on me too!

by scodder October 9, 2012

shartasm

A shartasm is an orgasm accompanied by a shart.

"What's that awful stench?" asked Tony, pausing mid stroke.

"I just had a shartasm," said Suzy, grinning weakly.

by scodder August 14, 2010