scodder's definitions

smegmonarchy

The belief in the divine right and royalty of smegma.

I think Staci is insane. She's become a rabid cock-cheese munching believer in smegmonarchy!

by scodder March 22, 2010

rat muff

Rat muff means rat vagina.

A constant quest of male rats.

"Did you get any rat muff last night?" asked Rafael Rat, looking somewhat hung over.

"Oh yeah, dude, I shagged my tail off," replied Rastus.

by scodder June 15, 2010

sperm teddy

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.

Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.

by scodder September 29, 2012

jizzbucket

A jizzbucket is the modern replacement for the jizz rag.

Plus, after a couple of months, you have a bucket full of unique and tasty cheese.

Fabio became such an expert he could hit the jizzbucket from across the room.

by scodder April 24, 2010

Book ham Danno

"Book ham Danno," is the iconic phrase from the classic TV show "Swine Hawaii Five-Oh".

After wrestling the escaped pig to the ground, Pig Detective McGarret looked over to his assistant and said: "Book ham Danno."

by scodder July 29, 2010

pants blaster

A pants blaster is a fart so explosive it blows your pants off, leaving only the waistband.

Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.

Fred's friends heard a gigantic fart and then saw him staggering down the stairs covered in poop, wearing only the waistband of his jeans.

"Pants blaster," said Syd.

"Open a window," said Geoff.

by scodder May 17, 2010

horse jack

Horse jack means delivering manual lovin' to a horse's dong.

Messy but fun.

As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.

Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.

by scodder May 2, 2010