scodder's definitions

rebate

Rebate means to masturbate again.

Pete knocked on the bathroom door, saying, "Hey Fred, we're playing softball, what are you doing in there?"

"I'm having a rebate," said Fred, "I'll be right out."

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by scodder July 18, 2010

horsetitute

A horsetitute is a horse who offers sex in exchange for things like carrots and alfalfa cubes.

As Morton thrust into the meaty loins of Dobbin, he was ecstatic to have found the services of a horsetitute.

The pillow talk afterwards was great too.

by scodder May 6, 2010

bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.

Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.

by scodder May 28, 2010

dog in the ass

Dog in the ass means when you go to sleep in a junkyard and wake up with a dog nestled in your colon.

Quite uncomfortable.

When Fred woke up in the junkyard he had a dog in the ass.

He had to coax it out with meaty bones and a dog biscuit.

by scodder May 4, 2010

jizzcicle

A jizzcicle is a frozen semen treat with a stick in it.

It's a jizzcicle," said Henry, licking the spunk off his moist bee stung lips. "Want a taste?

by scodder August 6, 2010

squirrel nuts

Squirrel nuts means squirrel gonads.

Very furry.

Heck yes," said Sam with a smirk, "I buried my squirrel nuts inside Suzie Squirrel.

by scodder June 24, 2010

masterly bation

Masterly bation is where a servant whacks off his master.

"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."

"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"

"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"

by scodder May 20, 2010