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Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
by scodder May 31, 2010
Get the mourning wood mug.With his huge uncircumcised wally containing a full pound of dick-Stilton, Harry was a firm believer in smegmocracy.
by scodder March 23, 2010
Get the smegmocracy mug."Gob Less America" is an inspirational song asking America to spit ("gob") less.
It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
Cindy had just sucked a huge wad of man chowder from Bobbi's dong, and couldn't decide whether to spit or swallow.
Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
by scodder May 25, 2010
Get the Gob Less America mug.Staci called Muffy in tears.
"Micky just boinked me, and then told me he was dumping me," she sobbed, "I've got a tragina!"
"Micky just boinked me, and then told me he was dumping me," she sobbed, "I've got a tragina!"
by scodder May 16, 2010
Get the tragina mug.Zombo emerged from the water all chewed up.
"What happened to you?" asked Zongo.
"Pumping the shark," said Zombo, tucking his badly mauled wally back into his trunks.
"What happened to you?" asked Zongo.
"Pumping the shark," said Zombo, tucking his badly mauled wally back into his trunks.
by scodder June 3, 2010
Get the pumping the shark mug.When a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck jizz.
Gustav: This sandwich tastes like duck jizz!
Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.
It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.
Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.
It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.
Gustav: Thanks, old bean!
by scodder September 28, 2012
Get the duck jizz mug.Frighty whities are tighty whities that are covered with crap, dried jizz, smegma, and grundle cheese.
They are very frightening.
They are very frightening.
After two months without changing them, Greg's frighty whities were so stiff he had to cut them off.
His roommate Frank found them, gagged and fell over.
His roommate Frank found them, gagged and fell over.
by scodder May 20, 2010
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