scodder's definitions
Frighty whities are tighty whities that are covered with crap, dried jizz, smegma, and grundle cheese.
They are very frightening.
They are very frightening.
After two months without changing them, Greg's frighty whities were so stiff he had to cut them off.
His roommate Frank found them, gagged and fell over.
His roommate Frank found them, gagged and fell over.
by scodder May 20, 2010
Get the frighty whitiesmug. A queerleader is a male cheerleader who stirs up the male fans' enthusiasm with stroking, sucking and ass drilling.
When Rick saw the queerleaders heading for his section of the stands, he ran.
Behind him he heard moaning, slurping, and cheers.
Behind him he heard moaning, slurping, and cheers.
by scodder April 30, 2010
Get the queerleadermug. Monkey rape is the regrettable practise of a tying a monkey up by his tail and then boning him up the ass.
Can be quite noisy.
Can be quite noisy.
Don's neighbors got used to the smell of bananas and monkey poo, and even to the sight of him doing monkey rape on a monkey hanging from his clothesline.
But they never got used to the screaming.
But they never got used to the screaming.
by scodder May 6, 2010
Get the monkey rapemug. After wrestling the escaped pig to the ground, Pig Detective McGarret looked over to his assistant and said: "Book ham Danno."
by scodder July 29, 2010
Get the Book ham Dannomug. As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.
Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
by scodder May 2, 2010
Get the horse jackmug. A pants blaster is a fart so explosive it blows your pants off, leaving only the waistband.
Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.
Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.
Fred's friends heard a gigantic fart and then saw him staggering down the stairs covered in poop, wearing only the waistband of his jeans.
"Pants blaster," said Syd.
"Open a window," said Geoff.
"Pants blaster," said Syd.
"Open a window," said Geoff.
by scodder May 17, 2010
Get the pants blastermug. Mike asked his friend Geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.
by scodder July 22, 2010
Get the gooch cheesemug.