scodder's definitions

monkey meat

Monkey meat is the meat of the Common Monkey (Monkitus vulgaris).

It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.

Wu Fang said our monkey meat won ton soup was almost ready, but he was still jacking off the monkeys for the garnish.

by scodder May 1, 2010

inside the park home run

An inside the park home run is incest.

When Cletus told us he'd scored an inside the park home run, we knew his sister "Ugly Jane" had lost her virginity.

by scodder May 16, 2010

rimming a dog

Rimming a dog means giving a rimjob to a dog.

This is a very rude thing to do, especially to a dog that is not your own.

Zoltan: Why are you sharpening that machete?

Desmond: Franklin's been rimming a dog - my poor little Spotty. I'm going to cut him into jerky!

by scodder March 29, 2013

choadminster fuller

Choadminster Fuller was the genius inventor of several choad-related items, including the Geodesic Choad and the Choadmaxion car.

Snowdon: I can't believe Choadminster Fuller never invented a condom for choads.

Exminster: I know, they keep breaking on me too!

by scodder October 9, 2012

minge cringe

Minge cringe is the pathological fear of poontang.

Danny's date was going fine until Edie's pants came off and, overcome by minge cringe, he ran screaming from the room.

by scodder April 22, 2010

shartasm

A shartasm is an orgasm accompanied by a shart.

"What's that awful stench?" asked Tony, pausing mid stroke.

"I just had a shartasm," said Suzy, grinning weakly.

by scodder August 14, 2010

Hairy Otter

Hairy Otter is the hero of the Harry Potter novels adapted for otters.

Featured in such thrilling adventure as "Hairy Otter and the Fish-head of Fire", and "Hairy Otter and the Prisoner of Ottskhaban".

Totally beloved by tweeny otters.

Hairy Otter bravely waved his trout wand, driving back the evil Wart Pigs Of Doom.

by scodder April 27, 2010