blowjay

A blowjay means giving a blowjob to a bluejay.

Very popular among bird watchers - and bluejays.

Cedric:Why is that bird so happy?

Cynthia: I just gave him a blowjay.

Cedric: Chirp!

Cynthia: Why certainly, my darling.

by scodder October 31, 2012

fallopia

Fallopia is where sperm go if they've been good.

Sperm 1: Are we going to fallopia?

Sperm 2: Totally dude!

Sperm 1: Cool, what's for dinner?

Sperm 2: I hear we get egg...

by scodder May 09, 2010

pinch hitter

A pinch hitter is someone who hits people while they're pinching one off.

Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.

It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.

by scodder May 22, 2010

scungina

A scungina is a very dirty, nasty vagina.

After doing the entire frat, Cindy woke up with a very grungy and smelly scungina.

by scodder May 09, 2010

timbitulation

Timbitulation is the disgusting habit of ejaculating on timbits and then secretly putting them back on the rack for sale.

After Frank was finished with his timbitulation, nearly all the timbits for sale were "cream filled".

by scodder April 24, 2010

pumping the shark

Pumping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.

Zombo emerged from the water all chewed up.

"What happened to you?" asked Zongo.

"Pumping the shark," said Zombo, tucking his badly mauled wally back into his trunks.

by scodder June 03, 2010

tragina

A tragina is a tragic vagina.

Staci called Muffy in tears.

"Micky just boinked me, and then told me he was dumping me," she sobbed, "I've got a tragina!"

by scodder May 16, 2010