scodder's definitions
A sexy pig is a pig in garters, fishnet stockings, and a lacy bra with eight cut-away cups.
Looks surprisingly hot on boars too.
Looks surprisingly hot on boars too.
Otis: I'm feelin' some yearnin's for your pig.
Festus: No surprise, bro. Look at the way it's tricked out. That's one sexy pig!
Festus: No surprise, bro. Look at the way it's tricked out. That's one sexy pig!
by scodder November 1, 2012
Get the sexy pigmug. Sperm 1: Are we going to fallopia?
Sperm 2: Totally dude!
Sperm 1: Cool, what's for dinner?
Sperm 2: I hear we get egg...
Sperm 2: Totally dude!
Sperm 1: Cool, what's for dinner?
Sperm 2: I hear we get egg...
by scodder May 9, 2010
Get the fallopiamug. Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.
Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.
Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.
We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.
Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!
Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.
We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.
Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!
by scodder November 15, 2012
Get the whore nutsmug. They had just made it to the bedroom, and Helena was taking her top off when Bryce asked, "Can my cat watch?"
Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.
Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.
by scodder June 29, 2010
Get the can my cat watch?mug. Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
by scodder May 14, 2010
Get the did you have sex with my barn owlmug. Timmy: Wow, you sure caught a lot of perch today!
Tommy: Yeah, it's cause I learned to master bait. Wanna see?
Timmy: Er... no thanks.
Tommy: Yeah, it's cause I learned to master bait. Wanna see?
Timmy: Er... no thanks.
by scodder April 7, 2013
Get the master baitmug. When Trevor found Scott's cache of "Pedophile And Shaved Goat Magazine", he screamed "Filthy filth!", and tried to gouge his eyes out.
by scodder June 29, 2010
Get the filthy filthmug.