scodder's definitions

bastur mate

A bastur mate is some to share whacking it with.

Eduardo: I feel like having an afternoon wank. Would you like to be my bastur mate?

Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.

by scodder September 29, 2012

dropping the cosby kids off in hell

Dropping the cosby kids off in hell means taking a crap in the campfire.

Not a very popular activity.

When Fred squatted over the fire and began dropping the cosby kids off in hell, he burned his chode.

He got no sympathy.

by scodder June 19, 2010

minge cringe

Minge cringe is the pathological fear of poontang.

Danny's date was going fine until Edie's pants came off and, overcome by minge cringe, he ran screaming from the room.

by scodder April 22, 2010

Hairy Otter

Hairy Otter is the hero of the Harry Potter novels adapted for otters.

Featured in such thrilling adventure as "Hairy Otter and the Fish-head of Fire", and "Hairy Otter and the Prisoner of Ottskhaban".

Totally beloved by tweeny otters.

Hairy Otter bravely waved his trout wand, driving back the evil Wart Pigs Of Doom.

by scodder April 27, 2010

diseased wombat

A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.

Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.

by scodder May 10, 2010

nineskin

A nineskin is a foreskin so gigantic you can fill it with hydrogen and fly around.

When Mr. Tiddles and his "balloon" landed in Europe, they confiscated his nineskin as an unauthorized meat import.

He was sad, but relieved to be circumsized at last.

by scodder May 22, 2010

shartasm

A shartasm is an orgasm accompanied by a shart.

"What's that awful stench?" asked Tony, pausing mid stroke.

"I just had a shartasm," said Suzy, grinning weakly.

by scodder August 14, 2010