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A fireworks monkey is a monkey tied to a large fireworks rocket.
The screeching on the way up is amazing.
On the way down - not so much.
The screeching on the way up is amazing.
On the way down - not so much.
The kids at the 4th of July picnic eagerly lined up to watch the fireworks monkey show.
They were not disappointed.
They were not disappointed.
by scodder June 5, 2010
Get the fireworks monkey mug.A fudge picker is someone whose job it is to pick poop off flaccid, spent willies at a gay bathhouse.
As Franklin went through his disgusting, smelly day as a fudge picker, he dreamed of the time he would be far away from all this, and married to George Michael.
by scodder May 7, 2010
Get the fudge picker mug.Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
by scodder May 18, 2010
Get the badger farts mug.Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
by scodder May 31, 2010
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Get the Mister Lube mug.With his huge uncircumcised wally containing a full pound of dick-Stilton, Harry was a firm believer in smegmocracy.
by scodder March 23, 2010
Get the smegmocracy mug."Gob Less America" is an inspirational song asking America to spit ("gob") less.
It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
Cindy had just sucked a huge wad of man chowder from Bobbi's dong, and couldn't decide whether to spit or swallow.
Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
by scodder May 25, 2010
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