scodder's definitions

bear your kittens

If you're in a cozy friendship with somebody and want to take it to the next level, tell them "I want to bear your kittens!"

If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.

When Madge told Mike, "I want to bear your kittens!" she was ecstatic when he brought her a dead mouse and started nosing around in the sock drawer to build a nest.

by scodder May 6, 2010

hammorific

Hammorific means filled with the essence of hamster-ness.

Hammie, going for a spin on his hamster wheel, was quintessentially hammorific.

by scodder May 29, 2010

pedobear

Pedobear is a friendly bear who rides a moped.

He often gives rides to kids.

"Hi," said pedobear to little Jimmy, "I'm looking for a lost puppy. Would you like to get on my moped and help me find him?"

'Sure," said Jimmy, brushing back his blond curls, "do you have any candy?

by scodder June 7, 2010

masturblaster

A masturblaster is someone who blasts jizz over people at social events.

Sedgewick attended many social gatherings, but no one would stand near him because of his unsavory reputation as a masturblaster.

by scodder April 18, 2010

bull paki

A large male Pakistani with enormous balls and horns on his head.

Salima went looking for love, and found it with Ahmed, a very well endowed bull paki.

by scodder April 4, 2010

master of bation

Master of Bation is a graduate degree in whacking it.

The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.

"Did you hear Bobbi got her Master of Bation?" asked Betti.

"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"

"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.

by scodder July 9, 2010

smut hole burfing

Smut hole burfing is where someone burfs (throws up) down an outhouse hole.

"I gotta toss my cookies," said Ben after chugging most of a bottle of gin.

Ned directed Ben to the outhouse, where he put one one of the most impressive and explosive displays of smut hole burfing ever seen.

by scodder May 31, 2010