scodder's definitions

Spoogebob Spermpants

Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.

He is extremely unpopular because of this.

When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.

"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.

by scodder May 15, 2010

cuntus

Cuntus is the technical and medical term for "poontang".

Sometimes referred to as "cuntus deliciosus".

"May I insert my reproductive appendage into your cuntus?" asked Barlow after some heavy petting.

"Why, indubitably," responded Suzie, spreading her delicious hams.

by scodder June 19, 2010

nubile fur pile

"Nubile fur pile" is what Ewoks call each in the throes of passion.

"Eat my peach fish!" said Cynthia Ewok, spreading her furry legs.

"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.

by scodder May 8, 2010

rebate

Rebate means to masturbate again.

Pete knocked on the bathroom door, saying, "Hey Fred, we're playing softball, what are you doing in there?"

"I'm having a rebate," said Fred, "I'll be right out."

*

by scodder July 18, 2010

filthy filth

Filthy filth is filth so filthy you want to blind yourself.

When Trevor found Scott's cache of "Pedophile And Shaved Goat Magazine", he screamed "Filthy filth!", and tried to gouge his eyes out.

by scodder June 29, 2010

sexy pig

A sexy pig is a pig in garters, fishnet stockings, and a lacy bra with eight cut-away cups.

Looks surprisingly hot on boars too.

Otis: I'm feelin' some yearnin's for your pig.

Festus: No surprise, bro. Look at the way it's tricked out. That's one sexy pig!

by scodder November 1, 2012

pinch hitter

A pinch hitter is someone who hits people while they're pinching one off.

Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.

It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.

by scodder May 22, 2010