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Dirk dressed his rat in tight red silk pants and headed out.
"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.
Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.
"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.
Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.
by scodder May 22, 2010
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by scodder November 2, 2012
Get the elk molester mug.Rupert woke up with a boner: one that was covered in cum, poo, vag juice, taco sauce, pubes, and dog slobber.
"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."
"I have a filthy boner!"
"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."
"I have a filthy boner!"
by scodder April 25, 2010
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That's a dirty sancheese.
Very classy.
That's a dirty sancheese.
Very classy.
Ben gave Amanda a dirty sancheese last weekend.
I hear she was so impressed, there's wedding bells in their future.
I hear she was so impressed, there's wedding bells in their future.
by scodder March 3, 2014
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Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.
I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.
Pasquale: Yikes!
Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.
I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.
Pasquale: Yikes!
by scodder November 6, 2012
Get the squintercourse mug.Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
by scodder May 24, 2010
Get the hog masturbator mug.Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
by scodder May 3, 2010
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