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Monkey meat is the meat of the Common Monkey (Monkitus vulgaris).
It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.
It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.
Wu Fang said our monkey meat won ton soup was almost ready, but he was still jacking off the monkeys for the garnish.
by scodder May 1, 2010
Get the monkey meat mug.When Cletus told us he'd scored an inside the park home run, we knew his sister "Ugly Jane" had lost her virginity.
by scodder May 16, 2010
Get the inside the park home run mug.A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".
A total babe magnet.
A total babe magnet.
When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.
by scodder May 23, 2010
Get the spooge meister mug.Chef boyardump means taking a dump after eating chef boyardee.
Usually accompanied by terrible gas and diarrhea.
Usually accompanied by terrible gas and diarrhea.
After eating four cans of beefaghetti, Namibio had to take a huge chef boyardump, with massive colon blow.
by scodder May 4, 2010
Get the chef boyardump mug.A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.
Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.
by scodder May 10, 2010
Get the diseased wombat mug.Being pigsually intercoursulated means being sexually violated by pigs.
Not as pleasant as it sounds.
Not as pleasant as it sounds.
Jojo was sitting on the pig sty fence above the breeding boars, smoking a doobie, when he fell in.
When he emerged, covered in mud and (other unpleasant things), he gasped, "I been pigsually intercoursulated," before collapsing.
When he emerged, covered in mud and (other unpleasant things), he gasped, "I been pigsually intercoursulated," before collapsing.
by scodder June 8, 2010
Get the pigsually intercoursulated mug."I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012
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