scodder's definitions

messturbation

Messturbation means whacking off and not cleaning up.

Frodo: What's that gunk all over the bathroom walls?

Enrico: Carlos engaged in messturbation and took off.

Frodo: What a pig!

by scodder October 14, 2012

humping the shark

Humping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.

When Gus came out of the water he was all chewed up.

"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.

"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.

by scodder June 2, 2010