128 definitions by scodder
Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.
Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
by scodder June 1, 2010
A fireworks monkey is a monkey tied to a large fireworks rocket.
The screeching on the way up is amazing.
On the way down - not so much.
The screeching on the way up is amazing.
On the way down - not so much.
The kids at the 4th of July picnic eagerly lined up to watch the fireworks monkey show.
They were not disappointed.
They were not disappointed.
by scodder June 5, 2010