scodder's definitions

messturbation

Messturbation means whacking off and not cleaning up.

Frodo: What's that gunk all over the bathroom walls?

Enrico: Carlos engaged in messturbation and took off.

Frodo: What a pig!

by scodder October 14, 2012

whack a dog

Whack a dog means jacking off a dog.

Strangely enough this can be a profession.

After coffee break at the AI clinic, Camilla sighed, put on her gloves, and went off to whack a dog.

by scodder August 8, 2010