roast basset

Roast basset is what happens to basset hounds who misbehave.
"This roast basset is delicious," said Mrs. Pevensey, "was he very naughty?"

"Ooh yes," said Mrs. Penzance, "muddy feet, you know,"

"Mmm, terrible," said Mrs. Pevensey, "but to be fair, this roast testicle is scrumptious."
by scodder June 11, 2010
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hometrosexual

A hometrosexual is a gay guy dressing like a straight guy trying to dress like a gay guy.

Very stylin'!
With his gold pants, white fur coat, and pink sequined shoes, Gary looked like a complete hometrosexual.

He was a total boi magnet!
by scodder May 02, 2010
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