4 definitions by schweatybawls

Squizurp

squeezing a boob without expectation of the woman.

"hey" - john
"hey" - samantha
*john squeezes sam's breast*
"i just got squizurped" - sam

by schweatybawls March 28, 2011

Flump

When two people are undecided with a fist bump or high five and the fist hits the open hand to make a flump.

sam goes for a hi5
ken goes for a fist bump
they flump

by schweatybawls April 1, 2011

Sticky Terrorist

when a terrorist jizz all over your chest right before a suicide mission. can also include a couple of the terrorist beard hair.

sam- holy shit. achmed gave me the stickiest sticky terrorist last night before he left.
bill- hopefully there wasn't alot of hair.

by schweatybawls March 29, 2011

Airbating

masturbating on an airplane.

ken-will i get arrested for airbating?
sam- no, airbating isnt illegal, its just frowned upon

by schweatybawls March 28, 2011