7 definitions by schulwitz
A supporter of the War on Terror.
While G.W. Bush may have been the first War on Terrorer, Obama perfected the idea with drone strikes and body scanners, both of which seem futuristic and cool.
by schulwitz January 23, 2013
1. When one's acts or speech are supportive of a position, group, or event; especially when such support is (or appears to be) atypical.
2. Dressing up for a formal event.
2. Dressing up for a formal event.
Although Parker is generally critical of religion, he puts-his-tie-on for Mormons, for whom he has profound respect.
I generally like dressing like a slob, but I put-my-tie-on for Grandma's funeral, to show my respect.
I generally like dressing like a slob, but I put-my-tie-on for Grandma's funeral, to show my respect.
by schulwitz October 5, 2011
Positive thinking regarding one's immune system especially when one's faced with probable or widespread contagion.
Leo: Are you sure you want to come over for dinner? My sister has chicken pox, my dad has the flu, and I'm still getting over the clap.
Kay: Sure, I'm not worried, I never get sick.
Leo: Wow babe, that's some serious immuno-optimism.
Kay: Sure, I'm not worried, I never get sick.
Leo: Wow babe, that's some serious immuno-optimism.
by schulwitz February 15, 2012
The Bing.com search engine, which also looks like a giant cigarette (also known as a "fag" in British slang).
The orange search button on Bing.com looks like the filter on a cigarette, while the search query text field forms the cigarette's long white tobacco rod. The Bing.com logo is the smoke itself, drifting from the fag.
The orange search button on Bing.com looks like the filter on a cigarette, while the search query text field forms the cigarette's long white tobacco rod. The Bing.com logo is the smoke itself, drifting from the fag.
Jonathan: I'm tired of using Google, they're in cahoots with the NSA.
Lisa: Why not try using Bing.com?
Jonathan: You mean the Fag Searcher? No way man, I stopped submitting myself to the subliminal advertisements of the tobacco companies back in the 70s.
Lisa: Why not try using Bing.com?
Jonathan: You mean the Fag Searcher? No way man, I stopped submitting myself to the subliminal advertisements of the tobacco companies back in the 70s.
by schulwitz July 5, 2012
A system of values and beliefs advocating that man's primary purpose in life should be getting laid as frequently as possible.
Leo: How is it that you stay so happy without being in a relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ?
Ed: I make all my decisions based on a strict philosopussy; and believe me, the Holy Ghost hasn't got shit on great poontang.
Leo: Damn, I think you just converted me.
Ed: I make all my decisions based on a strict philosopussy; and believe me, the Holy Ghost hasn't got shit on great poontang.
Leo: Damn, I think you just converted me.
by schulwitz April 17, 2009
1. Another name for the US Dollar.
2. FIAT CURRENCY.
Origin 1: From the pyramid depicted on the back of a $1 bill.
Origin 2: From the pyramidal economic and social structures that arose when Keynesian economic theories were adopted in shaping U$ monetary policy.
2. FIAT CURRENCY.
Origin 1: From the pyramid depicted on the back of a $1 bill.
Origin 2: From the pyramidal economic and social structures that arose when Keynesian economic theories were adopted in shaping U$ monetary policy.
Slave: But Master, why can't I get a job?
Master: Go to school young man. Graduate through the academic pyramid, and someday, you'll be allowed to make pyramid currency for yourself.
Slave: Fuck you, I'm gonna mine for bitcoin!
Master: Go to school young man. Graduate through the academic pyramid, and someday, you'll be allowed to make pyramid currency for yourself.
Slave: Fuck you, I'm gonna mine for bitcoin!
by schulwitz June 26, 2011
An alcoholic drink invented on NBC's "The Office". The drink consists of 1 part eggnog, three parts sake.
by schulwitz January 15, 2007