14 definitions by schmuckaneers
A recent conference on plastic surgery trends revealed a 44% rise in moob jobs between 2007 and 2008 making it the fifth most popular plastic surgery for men in england.
by schmuckaneers September 17, 2009
South florida slang term referring to the withdrawal technique during sexual intercourse. Immediately prior to ejaculation, the male withdraws and "blows his load" over the female's mons pubis, the anatomical region directly above the vagina, covered in pubic hair unless the female has recently waxed.
Most commonly encountered when sexual relations are ongoing, but early enough in the relationship that the female has not been taking her birth control pills long enough.
Most commonly encountered when sexual relations are ongoing, but early enough in the relationship that the female has not been taking her birth control pills long enough.
Jason: Hey Kenny- how are things going with you and that girl Kathy?
Kenny: Pretty good- we've been slammin for a bit now- Still frosting the mons though.
Jason: Still waiting for the pill to kick in?
Kenny: Yup- only 1 more week to go
Kenny: Pretty good- we've been slammin for a bit now- Still frosting the mons though.
Jason: Still waiting for the pill to kick in?
Kenny: Yup- only 1 more week to go
by schmuckaneers June 24, 2009
When something is cheaply constructed, made in china 3 months ago, but is "aged" to look like a real antique. These items are easy to purchase at pier one or other mid to lower end "import" stores.
Colin: Hey did you see Dave's new place? He just got a bunch of stuff from that mall store that sells cheap imports.
Paul: I don't see why that guy thinks buying all those fauxtiques is gonna make his place look good. He has brass plated elephants for crying out loud.
Colin: I know, its horrible. It looks like the best western "safari experience" theme hotel.
Paul: I don't see why that guy thinks buying all those fauxtiques is gonna make his place look good. He has brass plated elephants for crying out loud.
Colin: I know, its horrible. It looks like the best western "safari experience" theme hotel.
by schmuckaneers June 30, 2009
Ben: I am so sick of Tracy, its always something with her. "Did you get the report done yet? Does it always have to be so cold in here? I am having work issues with Margie that you need to fix."
Tom: I really hate obnoxious compulsive people too. We should move them all to an island somewhere.
Tom: I really hate obnoxious compulsive people too. We should move them all to an island somewhere.
by schmuckaneers September 25, 2009
A very large and overgrown patch of pubic hair, where the margin marking the transition from peri-vaginal hair to peri-anal hair is blurred-essentially creating a continuous patch of hair from the low back to the belly-button
Lee: Hey- Sanj- you hooked up with that hot chick priti - I bet that was incredible!
Sanj: Yeah, I thought it was going to be incredible- but she has a big turkish bullseye- it looked like a camel's asshole down there
Lee: Oh shit- that sucks
Sanj: Yeah, I thought it was going to be incredible- but she has a big turkish bullseye- it looked like a camel's asshole down there
Lee: Oh shit- that sucks
by schmuckaneers June 4, 2009
When blog related activity consumes ones life to the irritation of those around them. Whether it is posting on their own blog, reading and talking about someone else's blog, or getting all worked up and arguing over blogs.
JD - Did you read Dylan's blog today? That guy sure has gotten a little out of control. Now he even has some new stupid-ass nickname for himself.
Ben - What a jackass, that guy is so into blogsturbation I can't even talk to him anymore.
Ben - What a jackass, that guy is so into blogsturbation I can't even talk to him anymore.
by schmuckaneers April 16, 2009
Aka: Goatee; A pattern of facial hair on a homosexual male, forming a circular targetoid shape around the mouth. Origin in key west in the late 80's.
Mahal: Hey greg, you know sandy and her cousin kenny?
Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?
Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.
Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?
Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.
Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
by schmuckaneers June 4, 2009