m00t

Because 'W' is too far across the keyboard.
m00t! It's Tom's party tonight!
by schist June 27, 2006
mugGet the m00tmug.

wankinism

The time-honored act of masturbating.
"Hey ease off, bud, she's MINE! Why don't you go take up wankinism??"
by schist August 12, 2006
mugGet the wankinismmug.

wankinist

Someone who practises wankinism.
"Stop being such a wankinist!"
by schist August 12, 2006
mugGet the wankinistmug.