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Jar Jar Binks

He was basically responsible for Emperor Sideous Palpatine's rise to power because in Episode 2, he actually GAVE Palpatine the supreme power of waging war on any planet that dared to challenge the Republic. Unfortunately, in Episode 3, we will then see Palpatine turning against and crushing the Republic with the help of evil Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader. And we can all thank Jar Jar Binks for that.

Too bad we will never get to see Jar Jar Binks die a slow, horrible, and bloody death.

by sarcastic December 5, 2003

Napster

Once a free Mp3-trading site, which ACTUALLY had a shitload of excellent-quality independent music, but thanks to the Record Industry Assfuckers of America (RIAA), Napster was quickly killed, and its charred and decomposed corpse was turned into a crappy pay site in 2003 which, unfortunately, doesn't even have any songs that are worth downloading anymore.

the "Napster" that's advertized on TV is not Napster, but some inferior-quality pay-per-download service disguised as Napster.

by sarcastic December 5, 2003

Cookie Monster

The blue guy from Sesame Street who always has the munchies from smoking weed all the time.

Cookie Monster: Gimme my cookies now, motherfucker!

by sarcastic August 28, 2003

life insurance

The reason why women usually kill their husbands.

Miss. Smith received life imprisonment for killing her husband for the insurance money.

by sarcastic September 1, 2003

Street Fighter

A good fighting game series which spawned that god-awful Jean Claude Van Damme movie with the same name, and a fairly good anime series.

If I find Van Damme, I will kick his ass for ruining the Street Fighter universe with his shitty movie. What the fuck was he smoking to not only act the part of Guile, but to also make Guile the main character instead of Ryu.

by sarcastic September 12, 2003