sarcastic's definitions

diversity

Yet another code word for gay rights.

American schools are now forcing students to take courses in Diversity.

by sarcastic June 7, 2003

*nsync

NSync

They should be named OuttaSync because they can't sing.

by sarcastic May 1, 2003

budweiser

Their beer tastes like pee-water.

Coors makes better-tasting beer.

by sarcastic May 8, 2003

ppl

An annoying imbecile's way of saying PEOPLE. Mostly used by geeks and other morons who use "l337" speech.

sum ppl r reely retards 2 use garbij like this wen typing on boards coz it makes thos ppl look like tards.

by sarcastic June 19, 2003

sewer rat

Ja Rule? A sewer rat? No way! A sewer rat can't be anywhere NEAR that repulsively ugly.

Ja Rule is so ugly he could give a sewer rat nightmares.

by sarcastic May 20, 2003

candy corn

The reason why it tastes like shit is because the candy that's left over is recycled for next Halloween. Hell, they even take the uneaten candy corn from the trash and wipe off the spit and crap.

I tried the candy corn at the party, and I puked up blood because it had expired to the point where the bacteria on it evolved into flesh-eating pathogens.

by sarcastic November 3, 2003

AOL

While the service does suck dogshit, and is incredibly slow at times, and is full of glitches, the REAL fun comes when you are cancelling your membership, because the representatives will do anything to keep you using the AOL service, and they don't seem to understand the word "NO".

Joe: I would like to cancel my AOL membership.
AOL Rep: Why?
Joe: I have found AOL to be expensive for my budget and I am switching to a cheaper alternative instead.
AOL Rep: $28 a month is not expesive!
Joe: It is when you are a college student, and if NetZero and Juno are offering the same Internet package for $15 a month.
AOL Rep: Alright. How about we just sign you to our Netscape plan for $19.99?
Joe: No thank you.
AOL Rep: Um....how about you tell us exactly how long you will not be using AOL?
Joe: Not ever again.
AOL Rep: You know, you are ruining my chance to get another pay bonus.
Joe: And I could care less. Please just cancel my account already.
AOL Rep: Shit! he's not as gullible as we thought.....did I just say that out loud?
Joe: Yup.

by sarcastic August 21, 2004