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Wal-Mart

One thing that pisses one off when buying anything at Wal-Mart is that only one or two checkout aisles are open, even during rush hour.

But on the bright side, Wal-Mart sells the latest computers dirt-cheap. All you have to do is uninstall Linux, throw away the CD, and install your favorite version of Windows, all for $399.99 or less.

At 2:30 in the morning, on my way back from a trip, I stopped at a local Wal-Mart to buy motor oil and coolant, and saw that the store was just as packed with frantic customers as it was at 2:30 in the afternoon. Yikes!

by sarcastic April 12, 2004

Jar Jar Binks

He was basically responsible for Emperor Sideous Palpatine's rise to power because in Episode 2, he actually GAVE Palpatine the supreme power of waging war on any planet that dared to challenge the Republic. Unfortunately, in Episode 3, we will then see Palpatine turning against and crushing the Republic with the help of evil Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader. And we can all thank Jar Jar Binks for that.

Too bad we will never get to see Jar Jar Binks die a slow, horrible, and bloody death.

by sarcastic December 5, 2003

Windows

I still use Windows 98 beta. So far, I haven't seen this blue screen since last year, when I pulled the CD out during installation. Maybe I would have to be a code-writer or delete system files in order to see it.

Windows sucks, Linux sucks, MacOS sucks, life sucks. Just get over it and move on. Sheesh.

by sarcastic October 20, 2003

most extreme elimination challenge

One of Spike TV's best shows. This game show from Japan, poorly dubbed on purpose by sex-starved perverts, features contestants who do the craziest and most dangerous tasks in order to help their team win.

Some of the best parts of the Most Extreme Elimination Challenge show are the Log-Drop, Boulderdash, Sinkers and Floaters, Pole Riders, Domonoes, and Wall Bangers.

by sarcastic December 4, 2003

karaoke

See American Idol.

I didn't know that the ideal American pop star should be a karaoke singer!

by sarcastic July 17, 2003

Evercrap

The proper name for Everquest.

That idiot blew his whole paycheck playing that Evercrap game, and he hasn't paid his rent two months.

by sarcastic May 24, 2003

sewer rat

Ja Rule? A sewer rat? No way! A sewer rat can't be anywhere NEAR that repulsively ugly.

Ja Rule is so ugly he could give a sewer rat nightmares.

by sarcastic May 20, 2003