sarcastic's definitions

RIAA

A joke-for-an-organization that can't accept that an MP3 is merely an inferior copy of the actual song, just like a videotape of a show is inferior to being at the show yourself.

The worst mistake the RIAA is making is to piss off the bootleggers and the hackers. The RIAA, instead, should have learned to EMBRACE the new technology before the pirates exploited it first.

by sarcastic May 24, 2003

Evercrap

The proper name for Everquest.

That idiot blew his whole paycheck playing that Evercrap game, and he hasn't paid his rent two months.

by sarcastic May 24, 2003

caste

An centuries-old but effective economic/cultural system of control in which a person who is born in a certain class is forced to live out his/her entire life in that class. Still being used by India.

What the modern Capitalism-based American economic system really is, since the citizens of the Middle, Lower, and Poverty classes are forced to spend their entire lives working for less and less money, while being tricked by the Upper and Wealthy classes into believing that their dreams will come true if they work hard enough.

In India, the Untouchables are the lowest of its traditional caste system.

by sarcastic March 29, 2004

Napster

Once a free Mp3-trading site, which ACTUALLY had a shitload of excellent-quality independent music, but thanks to the Record Industry Assfuckers of America (RIAA), Napster was quickly killed, and its charred and decomposed corpse was turned into a crappy pay site in 2003 which, unfortunately, doesn't even have any songs that are worth downloading anymore.

the "Napster" that's advertized on TV is not Napster, but some inferior-quality pay-per-download service disguised as Napster.

by sarcastic December 5, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction

the U.S. has plenty of them, and they used them without remorse in the past.

Anyone remember Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and Vietnam? All were devastated by America's use of Weapons of Mass Destruction. For instance, nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and Agent Orange on Vietnam.

by sarcastic July 7, 2003

karaoke

See American Idol.

I didn't know that the ideal American pop star should be a karaoke singer!

by sarcastic July 17, 2003

AOL

While the service does suck dogshit, and is incredibly slow at times, and is full of glitches, the REAL fun comes when you are cancelling your membership, because the representatives will do anything to keep you using the AOL service, and they don't seem to understand the word "NO".

Joe: I would like to cancel my AOL membership.
AOL Rep: Why?
Joe: I have found AOL to be expensive for my budget and I am switching to a cheaper alternative instead.
AOL Rep: $28 a month is not expesive!
Joe: It is when you are a college student, and if NetZero and Juno are offering the same Internet package for $15 a month.
AOL Rep: Alright. How about we just sign you to our Netscape plan for $19.99?
Joe: No thank you.
AOL Rep: Um....how about you tell us exactly how long you will not be using AOL?
Joe: Not ever again.
AOL Rep: You know, you are ruining my chance to get another pay bonus.
Joe: And I could care less. Please just cancel my account already.
AOL Rep: Shit! he's not as gullible as we thought.....did I just say that out loud?
Joe: Yup.

by sarcastic August 21, 2004