sarcastic's definitions

*nsync

NSync

They should be named OuttaSync because they can't sing.

by sarcastic May 1, 2003

budweiser

Their beer tastes like pee-water.

Coors makes better-tasting beer.

by sarcastic May 8, 2003

sewer rat

Ja Rule? A sewer rat? No way! A sewer rat can't be anywhere NEAR that repulsively ugly.

Ja Rule is so ugly he could give a sewer rat nightmares.

by sarcastic May 20, 2003

Evercrap

The proper name for Everquest.

That idiot blew his whole paycheck playing that Evercrap game, and he hasn't paid his rent two months.

by sarcastic May 24, 2003

RIAA

A joke-for-an-organization that can't accept that an MP3 is merely an inferior copy of the actual song, just like a videotape of a show is inferior to being at the show yourself.

The worst mistake the RIAA is making is to piss off the bootleggers and the hackers. The RIAA, instead, should have learned to EMBRACE the new technology before the pirates exploited it first.

by sarcastic May 24, 2003

mp3

One of many audio compression methods. Apparently targeted by the RIAA because they are too stupid to realize that the pirates will simply switch to another audio file format to distribute music at the PROPER price.

By shutting down Napster, the RIAA lost the war against piracy, because thousands of MP3-sharing networks sprouted like mushrooms in Napster's place.

by sarcastic May 24, 2003

napster

You can all thank the RIAA for Napster's death, because its incredibly stupid and costly efforts to destroy Napster have helped make file trading far more popular than ever.

If only the corporate fatasses empraced Napster instead of killing it. Now they can't do a goddamn thing about stopping all those bootleggers and hackers they pissed off.

by sarcastic May 26, 2003