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The dreaded annual exam to the Gynecologist to examine the tuna in extreme close-up to perform the annual tune-up with barbaric metal instruments
Girl #1: I can't get fucked tonite
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow
Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow
Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead
by sarasplayroom.com January 16, 2010
Get the Tuna Tune-up mug.A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.
One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!
Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010
Get the Guidosis mug.A sex term indicating a white man doing a white girl doggy-style where his dick is small to average in length. The white man can't really thrust or do long strokes, so he just pulls out a little bit on the out-stroke so he pathetically doesn't pop out, but tries to ram the girl really hard on the in-thrust, trying to make her feel like she is really being fucked, when she's not. Hence he is doing the lame, mechanical White Boy Stab.
Girl to other Girl in Club: Whatever you do, even tho that dude is cute, do not let him do you because I can tell you from the depths of small dick hell, all he can do is the lame White Boy Stab from behind.
by sarasplayroom.com June 29, 2009
Get the White Boy Stab mug.A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.
by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009
Get the Jerkoff Elbow mug.The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.
Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?
Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.
Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.
by sarasplayroom.com July 25, 2009
Get the Splashing mug.A very hot, beautiful, manipulative woman who lures men into her honey trap and then devours them, and by devours, this means financially, or by turning them into slaves who will do anything for her. She enjoys financially ruining men or turning them into groveling slaves and moving onto the next victim due to her insatiable appetite. Related to the gold digger, but more dominant and in control of the weaker male.
One Stripper to Another: I used to be a gold digger, but every girl here is, too much competition, so now I've become a Venus Flypussy!
Another: What's that?
Stripper: It's when you look for weak wimps with money to financially drain or turn into slaves. It beats screwing for money. You don't even have to screw them. But you do end up "screwing" them if you get my drift...
Another: What's that?
Stripper: It's when you look for weak wimps with money to financially drain or turn into slaves. It beats screwing for money. You don't even have to screw them. But you do end up "screwing" them if you get my drift...
by sarasplayroom.com August 21, 2009
Get the VENUS FLYPUSSY mug.When girls hold up their pinkie fingers, to wag at a guy who has a small penis, doing so in humiliation.
by sarasplayroom.com March 7, 2009
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