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Service Male

A sexual service male, must be well hung and hot looking. Does not need to have money or a good job, just be good in bed. Women of all ages use service males for hot sex, but have no plans to enter into relationships with them. In the hierarchy of males, the service male is between the alpha male and beta male.

Women use service males as life-sized dildos. Service males are only good for one thing! Sexual service.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

Steal-a-Meal

Whereby people bring large ziploc bags to Buffets (examples: weddings, corporate events, complimentary hotel brunches, casinos) or Buffet Restaurants for the sole purpose of stuffing excess food into the bags and 'stealing' it. This is usually accomplished by overloading one's plate at the Buffet and then surreptitiously tipping the contents of the plate into the ziploc bag. The ziploc bags are usually concealed in: ladies' handbags, men's briefbags, empty laptop cases, overcoats, children's strollers etc.

So what are we going to hit off the buffet tonite?

I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.

Did you remember to bring the Steal-a-Meal Bags?

Never leave home without 'em!

by sarasplayroom.com December 1, 2009

Douche-Tag

Any accessory a douche wears or a tattoo on a douche that signifies the status of douche-hood. Flashy douche bling, flashy trash in or on their cars, doucheboy tatts all qualify as douche-tags.

Could that douche be any more douche-y? He was floating every douche-tag known to douchery!

by Sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

sock-pussy

Masturbation sock. Guy slides sock over his cock and strokes into the sock. Easy clean-up. Sock-pussy is also used as humiliation when a girl instructs a guy to go get a sock-pussy, because he's not getting real pussy.

Nicole told the idiot to go get a sock-pussy and stroke off, because there was no way he was going to be getting any real pussy.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

Pinkie Salute

When girls hold up their pinkie fingers, to wag at a guy who has a small penis, doing so in humiliation.

That girl just gave the guy driving the Red Ferrari the pinkie salute! He must have a small dick.

by sarasplayroom.com March 7, 2009

VENUS FLYPUSSY

A very hot, beautiful, manipulative woman who lures men into her honey trap and then devours them, and by devours, this means financially, or by turning them into slaves who will do anything for her. She enjoys financially ruining men or turning them into groveling slaves and moving onto the next victim due to her insatiable appetite. Related to the gold digger, but more dominant and in control of the weaker male.

One Stripper to Another: I used to be a gold digger, but every girl here is, too much competition, so now I've become a Venus Flypussy!

Another: What's that?

Stripper: It's when you look for weak wimps with money to financially drain or turn into slaves. It beats screwing for money. You don't even have to screw them. But you do end up "screwing" them if you get my drift...

by sarasplayroom.com August 21, 2009

F Troop

A group of Fags. Usually partying or clubbing together or doing something that is quite faggy. And usually denotes a motley crew of Fags, not just cloned Fags, hence referring back to the tv show F Troop where there were characters / soldiers of different looks, heights, ages, etc.

Check out that F Troop over there! Did you ever see such an epic collection of Fags in one place?

by sarasplayroom.com June 13, 2009