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Jerkoff Elbow

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.

The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.

by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009

Spam-o-flage

Spam camouflaged as possible real email getting the recipient to open it, then the recipient realizes s/he's been spam-o-flaged!

Just got this email, looked legit, but it was spam-o-flage trying to sell me dick pills!

by sarasplayroom.com November 10, 2009

Geronimo

What one girl says to another if her tampon string is showing, especially if she is in a bikini on the beach, or is a stripper in a skimpy outfit. Refers to the tampon string sticking out like a parachuter's ripcord. This alerts the girl of her embarrassing predicament without saying something truly embarrassing such as 'Tampon String Alert'! It is also the girlie warning equivalent of a guy saying 'XYZ' to a guy, meaning Examine Your Zipper (cuz it's down).

Girl to another girl on the beach: Um Geronimo!

Another girl: OMG no! (Throws a towel over her bikini bottom and makes a quick adjustment to hide the string)

by sarasplayroom.com July 13, 2009

Fan of Tan

Primarily UK Slang for a girl or Size Queen (referring to the fan in the definition) who prefers larger cocks of tan color and who absolutely doesn't go for small white ones. The tan color refers to mixed race men. The fan doesn't go for the darker black men (well at least not yet).

Girl #1: Did you see how that blondie eyed up the place looking for some steaming hot mocha latte?

Girl #2: She skimmed right over the white-as-ghosts guys.

Girl #1: There is a Lenny Kravitz lookalike over there.

Girl #2: She's got a bead on him.

Girl #1: She's a shameless fan of tan.

by sarasplayroom.com May 16, 2010

Niter

Person who only works at nite or person who is only functional at nite and may sleep all day. Similar to the Night Owl.

1. Dude is a total niter, you'll never see him out by daylite.

2. She only takes nite jobs, like club jobs cuz she's older than she says she is, she looks better in club lighting than in bright sunlite or office fluorescents.

by sarasplayroom.com August 28, 2009

Attainable Girl Syndrome

When a guy assumes that he can 'get' a particular real life girl either to date or have sex with because he feels what he has going for him: looks, personality, status, money, job, degree, etc., are enough to impress the girl into doing so. But the problem is that girls want to 'date up', not 'date same' and definitely not 'date down', so girls that most guys think are realistically attainable to them, are not.

Girl #1: JP wants me, he keeps texting me to hang out.

Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.

Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS

Girl #1 and #2: AGS?

Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!

Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.

Girl #2: Most guys are!

by sarasplayroom.com December 2, 2009

Cumquick

A Cumquick cums too quickly a/k/a a two pump chump, two stroke donkey, quick draw mcgraw, premature ejaculator.

One Girl to Another: He may be cuuuuuute, but he's a cumquick.

Another: NFW (no f*cking way)

Girl: Tested it and it came in under 2 minutes

Another: What a two pump chump! He needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.

by sarasplayroom.com September 1, 2009