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To add piss to a drink, unbeknownst to the drinker, such as at a frat party, where piss could be poured into a plastic cup of beer or at Spring Break where piss could be added to mixed drinks such as Tequila Sunrises where the color would not give away the piss in the mix. This is usually done as a joke or to humiliate the drinker or to see if he / she even notices there is piss in the drink.
He was so wasted, when we pissmized his Tequila Sunrise, he didn't even notice, in fact, he downed it and asked for another.
by sarasplayroom.com December 27, 2009
Get the Pissmizemug. by sarasplayroom.com May 29, 2010
Get the Protein Punchmug. Putting your age as 99 on Myspace so that people can't troll you by your real age and spam you or send you stupid messages like "whazzup?"
by sarasplayroom.com June 5, 2009
Get the 99mug. The heightened arousal factor from a sexual experience with someone the first time, that usually wanes thereafter
Girl #1: I'm getting bored with JP
Girl #2: You've only been with him three times!
Girl #1: I know, but everything after the first time is a downhill slide
Girl #2: You should just do one-nite stands then if you only get off on the First Time Factor
Girl #1: Yeah maybe
Girl #2: You've only been with him three times!
Girl #1: I know, but everything after the first time is a downhill slide
Girl #2: You should just do one-nite stands then if you only get off on the First Time Factor
Girl #1: Yeah maybe
by sarasplayroom.com February 2, 2010
Get the First Time Factormug. When a girl gets tired of fucking the same cock, even though that cock might be awesome by size, girth, cumshot.
Girl #1: I cheated on Danny.
Girl #2: Why? I thought you said he had an incredible cock...
Girl #1: It's been 3 months, I'm tired of his cock, so I did a one-niter with this guy I met on Twitter.
Girl #2: Sounds like you have cock fatigue.
Girl #1: Yeah you could call it that. I'm just afraid to tell Danny, don't want to deflate his ego. There's nothing wrong with his cock. I just need fresh new cock!
Girl #2: Why? I thought you said he had an incredible cock...
Girl #1: It's been 3 months, I'm tired of his cock, so I did a one-niter with this guy I met on Twitter.
Girl #2: Sounds like you have cock fatigue.
Girl #1: Yeah you could call it that. I'm just afraid to tell Danny, don't want to deflate his ego. There's nothing wrong with his cock. I just need fresh new cock!
by sarasplayroom.com May 6, 2010
Get the Cock Fatiguemug. When the attention span of a male lasts as long as his erection does, but usually related to the attention being focused on something nasty which normally wouldn't attract a male's attention under flaccid circumstances such as very nasty porn or fugly chicks or hookers.
One Dude to Another: I cannot believed I jacked off to that skank porn last nite. I also joined the skank porn site and spent like $39.95!
Another: Until you lose your erection span, stuff like that happens. Hopefully you've contained the damage to dick chafe and a slight hit to your credit card. One nite when I was on a business trip, my dick was hard and I ordered 2 hookers to a hotel room and it cost me $500. I should have just jerked off.
Another: Until you lose your erection span, stuff like that happens. Hopefully you've contained the damage to dick chafe and a slight hit to your credit card. One nite when I was on a business trip, my dick was hard and I ordered 2 hookers to a hotel room and it cost me $500. I should have just jerked off.
by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010
Get the Erection Spanmug. One dude to his roommate: Damn why do you always take the longest showers dude?
Roommate: Spackling the tile!
Dude: That is like jacking our electric bill for all the wasted hot water.
Roommate: The electric bill is jacked from watching porn too.
Roommate: Spackling the tile!
Dude: That is like jacking our electric bill for all the wasted hot water.
Roommate: The electric bill is jacked from watching porn too.
by sarasplayroom.com September 2, 2010
Get the Spackling the Tilemug.