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Acronym for Jerk Off Instructions. A POV porn niche where the porn girls give explicit and detailed instructions on how to jerk off.
Greg found out that he couldn't stroke to a fulfilling orgasm unless he was watching hot girls in JOI porn.
by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2010
Get the JOImug. When you send an email before you're ready to send.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009
Get the Premature Send-jaculationmug. To add piss to a drink, unbeknownst to the drinker, such as at a frat party, where piss could be poured into a plastic cup of beer or at Spring Break where piss could be added to mixed drinks such as Tequila Sunrises where the color would not give away the piss in the mix. This is usually done as a joke or to humiliate the drinker or to see if he / she even notices there is piss in the drink.
He was so wasted, when we pissmized his Tequila Sunrise, he didn't even notice, in fact, he downed it and asked for another.
by sarasplayroom.com December 27, 2009
Get the Pissmizemug. The attempts of girls who aren't bi, but pretend to be bi to get more attention from guys, especially evident in their Myspace and Facebook photos where they are kissing / making out with other girls or when they go to parties and clubs and dance provocatively or kiss or make out with girls. They have no intention of doing anything more 'bi' than that or getting into a bi relationship. They are only into attracting attention to themselves.
Guy #1: Is very girl at this club tonite bi?
Guy #2: Hawwwttt!
Guy #3: Nah, they're not bi, they're just bi harder.
Guy #2: Well it's still hawwwttt!
Guy #3: Yeah well good luck getting any, it's all a show.
They won't deliver.
Guy #2: Hawwwttt!
Guy #3: Nah, they're not bi, they're just bi harder.
Guy #2: Well it's still hawwwttt!
Guy #3: Yeah well good luck getting any, it's all a show.
They won't deliver.
by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2009
Get the Bi Hardermug. Putting your age as 99 on Myspace so that people can't troll you by your real age and spam you or send you stupid messages like "whazzup?"
by sarasplayroom.com June 5, 2009
Get the 99mug. Using the inside cardboard of a pizza box or pizza box lid for 'a plate' on which to eat other than pizza. There may be slight grease or cheese residue on the box or lid, but this does not deter the bachelor from using either flat surface as a plate. Using a bachelor plate means that there are no clean dishes, every dish is dirty and while it's a food poisoning risk, the bachelor is too lazy to wash dishes.
This is sometimes referred to a Dorm Plate as well, since college students don't keep dishes in their dorm rooms and dorm kitchenettes aren't stocked with much except fraternity emblazoned mugs. Pizza boxes then become employed as Plates.
This is sometimes referred to a Dorm Plate as well, since college students don't keep dishes in their dorm rooms and dorm kitchenettes aren't stocked with much except fraternity emblazoned mugs. Pizza boxes then become employed as Plates.
One dude to another: I've got 2 plates left.
Another: Whaddya mean, I don't see any frickin' plates.
Dude: (Opens used pizza box) One here (points to lid) and one here (points to bottom of box)
Another: Man I'll eat off my car hood before I eat off that. Nasty!
Dude: What's wrong with my bachelor plate ??? I eat off these all the time. Haven't gotten sick yet.
Another: Whaddya mean, I don't see any frickin' plates.
Dude: (Opens used pizza box) One here (points to lid) and one here (points to bottom of box)
Another: Man I'll eat off my car hood before I eat off that. Nasty!
Dude: What's wrong with my bachelor plate ??? I eat off these all the time. Haven't gotten sick yet.
by sarasplayroom.com July 17, 2009
Get the Bachelor Platemug. Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen
Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick
Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.
Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?
Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....
Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.
Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?
Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....
by sarasplayroom.com January 10, 2010
Get the Hold My Breath till I Turn Gaymug.