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Paint Shaker

A girl who can shake her stacked booty so fast that it looks like a paint can getting mixed in the machine at Home Depot, a rump shaker who can shake it and make it jiggle like jello
Damn that girl can shake the paint

She a paint shaker fo sho
by sarasplayroom.com September 19, 2009
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Swallower's Remorse

After swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn't done so. Usually because the cum flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the sexual history of the cum dumper.
One Girl to Another: I totally have Swallower's Remorse!!

Another: Why?

Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!

Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.

Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.
by sarasplayroom.com September 29, 2009
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ETW

Texter to another: TGIF!

Another: ETW!
by sarasplayroom.com October 6, 2009
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E2W

Paid every 2 weeks, this means into the 2nd week, the payees are beginning to feel the pinch of not budgeting their 2 week pay to last 2 weeks....
One Dude to Another: Getting paid E2W sux!

Another: I know, I'm like so low on money, it's Ramen Noodle time.

Dude: I need to be more disciplined about the cash flow.
by sarasplayroom.com October 6, 2009
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Sperm Whale

A guy who likes to skeet in hot tubs and swimming pools
Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles

Girl #2: Ewww gross

Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!
by sarasplayroom.com April 4, 2010
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Pool-Nami

When swimming pool water generates massive tsunami wave action from an earthquake as seen in videos taken at the time of the Baja / SoCal earthquake on 4/4/10.
I was on the phone during the earthquake and noticed my chandelier swaying, and when I looked out the window at the swimming pool, the water was making huge waves, which splashed up and out of the pool, the waves kept doing that for several minutes, it was like a Pool-Nami! But I didn't have my cell phone on to shoot a video clip for youtube.
by sarasplayroom.com April 5, 2010
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Straight Up the Place

When straight dudes feel, by virtue of their strong heterosexual presence, that they will bring superior straight vibes to an otherwise perceived-to-be-gay place. Opposite of Gay Up the Place.
Straight Dude #1: Let's go to Club X8@y& tonite.

Straight Dude #2: I'm down for it. We'll straight up the place!

Straight Dude #3: O fosho, that place be gayer than gay.
by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2010
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