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Red Car Small Penis

The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!

One girl to another: Check out the red car!

Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!

Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!

by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009

F Troop

A group of Fags. Usually partying or clubbing together or doing something that is quite faggy. And usually denotes a motley crew of Fags, not just cloned Fags, hence referring back to the tv show F Troop where there were characters / soldiers of different looks, heights, ages, etc.

Check out that F Troop over there! Did you ever see such an epic collection of Fags in one place?

by sarasplayroom.com June 13, 2009

Steal-a-Meal

Whereby people bring large ziploc bags to Buffets (examples: weddings, corporate events, complimentary hotel brunches, casinos) or Buffet Restaurants for the sole purpose of stuffing excess food into the bags and 'stealing' it. This is usually accomplished by overloading one's plate at the Buffet and then surreptitiously tipping the contents of the plate into the ziploc bag. The ziploc bags are usually concealed in: ladies' handbags, men's briefbags, empty laptop cases, overcoats, children's strollers etc.

So what are we going to hit off the buffet tonite?

I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.

Did you remember to bring the Steal-a-Meal Bags?

Never leave home without 'em!

by sarasplayroom.com December 1, 2009

Douche-Tag

Any accessory a douche wears or a tattoo on a douche that signifies the status of douche-hood. Flashy douche bling, flashy trash in or on their cars, doucheboy tatts all qualify as douche-tags.

Could that douche be any more douche-y? He was floating every douche-tag known to douchery!

by Sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

sock-pussy

Masturbation sock. Guy slides sock over his cock and strokes into the sock. Easy clean-up. Sock-pussy is also used as humiliation when a girl instructs a guy to go get a sock-pussy, because he's not getting real pussy.

Nicole told the idiot to go get a sock-pussy and stroke off, because there was no way he was going to be getting any real pussy.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

VENUS FLYPUSSY

A very hot, beautiful, manipulative woman who lures men into her honey trap and then devours them, and by devours, this means financially, or by turning them into slaves who will do anything for her. She enjoys financially ruining men or turning them into groveling slaves and moving onto the next victim due to her insatiable appetite. Related to the gold digger, but more dominant and in control of the weaker male.

One Stripper to Another: I used to be a gold digger, but every girl here is, too much competition, so now I've become a Venus Flypussy!

Another: What's that?

Stripper: It's when you look for weak wimps with money to financially drain or turn into slaves. It beats screwing for money. You don't even have to screw them. But you do end up "screwing" them if you get my drift...

by sarasplayroom.com August 21, 2009

Attainable Girl Syndrome

When a guy assumes that he can 'get' a particular real life girl either to date or have sex with because he feels what he has going for him: looks, personality, status, money, job, degree, etc., are enough to impress the girl into doing so. But the problem is that girls want to 'date up', not 'date same' and definitely not 'date down', so girls that most guys think are realistically attainable to them, are not.

Girl #1: JP wants me, he keeps texting me to hang out.

Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.

Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS

Girl #1 and #2: AGS?

Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!

Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.

Girl #2: Most guys are!

by sarasplayroom.com December 2, 2009