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Paint Shaker

A girl who can shake her stacked booty so fast that it looks like a paint can getting mixed in the machine at Home Depot, a rump shaker who can shake it and make it jiggle like jello

Damn that girl can shake the paint

She a paint shaker fo sho

by sarasplayroom.com September 19, 2009

Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay

Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen

Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick

Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.

Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?

Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....

by sarasplayroom.com January 10, 2010

Bachelor Plate

Using the inside cardboard of a pizza box or pizza box lid for 'a plate' on which to eat other than pizza. There may be slight grease or cheese residue on the box or lid, but this does not deter the bachelor from using either flat surface as a plate. Using a bachelor plate means that there are no clean dishes, every dish is dirty and while it's a food poisoning risk, the bachelor is too lazy to wash dishes.

This is sometimes referred to a Dorm Plate as well, since college students don't keep dishes in their dorm rooms and dorm kitchenettes aren't stocked with much except fraternity emblazoned mugs. Pizza boxes then become employed as Plates.

One dude to another: I've got 2 plates left.

Another: Whaddya mean, I don't see any frickin' plates.

Dude: (Opens used pizza box) One here (points to lid) and one here (points to bottom of box)

Another: Man I'll eat off my car hood before I eat off that. Nasty!

Dude: What's wrong with my bachelor plate ??? I eat off these all the time. Haven't gotten sick yet.

by sarasplayroom.com July 17, 2009

Scary Grapefruits

Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.

The porn star had scary grapefruits for boobs! They were the worst fakes I ever saw!

by sarasplayroom.com May 15, 2009

Butcher for Hire

Term for a plastic surgeon who will do any type of plastic surgery, even though it may make the patient look worse than before the plastic surgery took place

One Guy to Another: That girl had perfect perky tits and then she went out and got them stuffed with bowling balls!

Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!

by sarasplayroom.com July 7, 2010

ADDIOT

Myspace ADDICT who lives to be ADDED to other people's Friends Lists, who sends out zillions of Friends Requests and lives for the ADD. Will compulsively and repulsively send out THANKS FOR THE ADD messages with glittery or other nauseating graphics. ADDIOTS will also be devastated if they don't get an ADD, launching into extreme depression.

He is a total ADDIOT. He sends out Friends Requests to all the porn stars and bands on Myspace because he knows they add everybody. He has like 50,000 adds.

by sarasplayroom.com July 2, 2009

Muffrippers

Slang for waxing salons, especially ones that do Brazilians and other specialty 'muff' work. Slang refers to how the wax is ripped or stripped off, pulling out the stubble or hair with it.

Girl to Another: I need to make an appointment at the Muffrippers.

Another: Ouch, the girls who work there are sadistic!

Girl: Yes, but I need to get the muff waxed, you know, can't let the stubble get out of control.

Another: So true, but I prefer shaving to waxing. Less pain!

by sarasplayroom.com August 16, 2009