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Fuck-Alike

A replacement for someone's ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend who looks so much like the ex, it's uncanny. Sometimes done deliberately to piss off the ex.

One Dude to Another: Did you see that chick with Nick?

Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.

One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.

Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.

by sarasplayroom.com August 29, 2010

K Flow

Cash flow referring to major cash flow in the thousands, hence the use of the 'K'. Usually refers to someone with a lot of cash flow who is showy about it; therefore, people know this person has K Flow. Term especially used in niteclubs, strip clubs, casinos.

One clubgoer to another: Not only does he have the Flow, he has the K Flow.

Another: Yeah he's always straight to the VIP room with that stack.

by sarasplayroom.com July 13, 2009

Oompa Loompas

Ho's (girls) who get fake spray-on 'orange' tans the same color as the skin of the Oompa Loompas from the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. Often when Oompa Loompas are spotted, the spotters start singing the Ooompa Loompa song. Celebrity ho's are often uber-guilty of getting the most outrageous orange spray-on tans.

One Dude to Another: Check out the Oompa Loompas coming out of the tanning salon.

Damn: They are looking pretty orange.

One Dude: Like Malibu Barbies except orange.

Both Dudes: (Start singing the Ooompa Loompa song)

by sarasplayroom.com August 14, 2009

Sperm Whale

A guy who likes to skeet in hot tubs and swimming pools

Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles

Girl #2: Ewww gross

Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!

by sarasplayroom.com April 4, 2010

Acorn Smuggler

A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.

The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

Pinballs

These accompany a Pindick (a/k/a Pin Dick), meaning tiny balls the size of pinballs from a pinball machine.

Girl on Beach: I cannot look at that guy in the Speedo.

2nd Girl on Beach: Ewwww pindick and pinballs!

Girl: Why doesn't he just wear swim trunks and hide his shame

2nd Girl: He wants to be humiliated. He wants girls to look at him.

Girl: Time for shades.

2nd Girl: Yeah totally time to put on our sunglasses and ignore

by sarasplayroom.com December 2, 2009

99

Putting your age as 99 on Myspace so that people can't troll you by your real age and spam you or send you stupid messages like "whazzup?"

I had my real age on Myspace but I got too many douchebags trying to hit me up, so I 99'd myself.

by sarasplayroom.com June 5, 2009