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Spackling the Tile

One dude to his roommate: Damn why do you always take the longest showers dude?

Roommate: Spackling the tile!

Dude: That is like jacking our electric bill for all the wasted hot water.

Roommate: The electric bill is jacked from watching porn too.
by sarasplayroom.com September 2, 2010
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Land Yachts

Upscale mobile homes, usually esconced in coastal or other upscale area trailer parks, i.e. NOT in trailer trash locations.
Paradise Cove in Malibu is loaded with million dollar plus Land Yachts.
by sarasplayroom.com August 11, 2009
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Splashing

The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.
Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?

Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.
by sarasplayroom.com July 25, 2009
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Jerkoff Elbow

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.
The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.
by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009
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Straight Up the Place

When straight dudes feel, by virtue of their strong heterosexual presence, that they will bring superior straight vibes to an otherwise perceived-to-be-gay place. Opposite of Gay Up the Place.
Straight Dude #1: Let's go to Club X8@y& tonite.

Straight Dude #2: I'm down for it. We'll straight up the place!

Straight Dude #3: O fosho, that place be gayer than gay.
by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2010
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Fuck-Alike

A replacement for someone's ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend who looks so much like the ex, it's uncanny. Sometimes done deliberately to piss off the ex.
One Dude to Another: Did you see that chick with Nick?

Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.

One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.

Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.
by sarasplayroom.com August 29, 2010
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Cumquick

A Cumquick cums too quickly a/k/a a two pump chump, two stroke donkey, quick draw mcgraw, premature ejaculator.
One Girl to Another: He may be cuuuuuute, but he's a cumquick.

Another: NFW (no f*cking way)

Girl: Tested it and it came in under 2 minutes

Another: What a two pump chump! He needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.
by sarasplayroom.com September 1, 2009
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