Definitions by sarasplayroom.com
OQWM
Acronym for OLD QUEER WITH MONEY. Targets for young gay males and gay hustlers who want the Old Queer's Money and will do what it takes sexually to get it. The Old Queers are usually perceived to be easy marks, are submissive or bottoms. They often have toupees, fake and bake tans, get bad plastic surgeries or too much botox in trying to retain their fleeting and far gone youthful looks, but the OQWM love and crave the attention of the 20-something gayboys. Often synonymous with OLD QUEEN WITH MONEY.
I heard these 3 guys at the gaybar talking about this OQWM. They were going to drop by his house the next day, hang out at the pool, have some drinks and the OQ was boing to pay to blow them all.
OQWM by sarasplayroom.com June 11, 2009
Putting your age as 99 on Myspace so that people can't troll you by your real age and spam you or send you stupid messages like "whazzup?"
99 by sarasplayroom.com June 5, 2009
Boob-atoo
Boob-atoo by sarasplayroom.com May 16, 2009
Cock-atoo
Cock-atoo by sarasplayroom.com May 16, 2009
Scary Grapefruits
Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.
Scary Grapefruits by sarasplayroom.com May 15, 2009
Hung Jury
A group of bitchy girls who make a decision as to whether a male is hung or underhung. This might happen on the beach or in a club where the girls check out crotch bulges or lack thereof. The girls vote yes or no.
The hung jury of hot sluts was at the club and standing around judging guys by their estimated cock sizes.
Hung Jury by SarasPlayroom.com April 22, 2009
Pokeritis
When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!
Pokeritis by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009