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Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles
Girl #2: Ewww gross
Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!
Girl #2: Ewww gross
Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!
by sarasplayroom.com April 4, 2010
Get the Sperm Whale mug.When straight dudes feel, by virtue of their strong heterosexual presence, that they will bring superior straight vibes to an otherwise perceived-to-be-gay place. Opposite of Gay Up the Place.
Straight Dude #1: Let's go to Club X8@y& tonite.
Straight Dude #2: I'm down for it. We'll straight up the place!
Straight Dude #3: O fosho, that place be gayer than gay.
Straight Dude #2: I'm down for it. We'll straight up the place!
Straight Dude #3: O fosho, that place be gayer than gay.
by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2010
Get the Straight Up the Place mug.A replacement for someone's ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend who looks so much like the ex, it's uncanny. Sometimes done deliberately to piss off the ex.
One Dude to Another: Did you see that chick with Nick?
Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.
One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.
Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.
Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.
One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.
Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.
by sarasplayroom.com August 29, 2010
Get the Fuck-Alike mug.These accompany a Pindick (a/k/a Pin Dick), meaning tiny balls the size of pinballs from a pinball machine.
Girl on Beach: I cannot look at that guy in the Speedo.
2nd Girl on Beach: Ewwww pindick and pinballs!
Girl: Why doesn't he just wear swim trunks and hide his shame
2nd Girl: He wants to be humiliated. He wants girls to look at him.
Girl: Time for shades.
2nd Girl: Yeah totally time to put on our sunglasses and ignore
2nd Girl on Beach: Ewwww pindick and pinballs!
Girl: Why doesn't he just wear swim trunks and hide his shame
2nd Girl: He wants to be humiliated. He wants girls to look at him.
Girl: Time for shades.
2nd Girl: Yeah totally time to put on our sunglasses and ignore
by sarasplayroom.com December 2, 2009
Get the Pinballs mug.Ho's (girls) who get fake spray-on 'orange' tans the same color as the skin of the Oompa Loompas from the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. Often when Oompa Loompas are spotted, the spotters start singing the Ooompa Loompa song. Celebrity ho's are often uber-guilty of getting the most outrageous orange spray-on tans.
One Dude to Another: Check out the Oompa Loompas coming out of the tanning salon.
Damn: They are looking pretty orange.
One Dude: Like Malibu Barbies except orange.
Both Dudes: (Start singing the Ooompa Loompa song)
Damn: They are looking pretty orange.
One Dude: Like Malibu Barbies except orange.
Both Dudes: (Start singing the Ooompa Loompa song)
by sarasplayroom.com August 14, 2009
Get the Oompa Loompas mug.Cash flow referring to major cash flow in the thousands, hence the use of the 'K'. Usually refers to someone with a lot of cash flow who is showy about it; therefore, people know this person has K Flow. Term especially used in niteclubs, strip clubs, casinos.
One clubgoer to another: Not only does he have the Flow, he has the K Flow.
Another: Yeah he's always straight to the VIP room with that stack.
Another: Yeah he's always straight to the VIP room with that stack.
by sarasplayroom.com July 13, 2009
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