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FloHo

FloHo (or plural FloHo's) are Ho's in Florida. SoFloHo's are Ho's in South Florida. FloHo's are not imports but local Ho's. Known for blowing off annoying hypersexed 'regular' guys who are only in their city or town traveling in for fun in the sun or for Spring Break. FloHo's prefer local dudes or rich men traveling in.

Check out the FloHo's on the beach. Thong bikinis and bitchin' tans. Man they totally dissed us when they found out we were just dudes on vacay (vacation) from Idaho.

by sarasplayroom.com July 2, 2009

Barbieism

The futile attempts of beta females to superficially replicate the look of alpha females via fake bolt-on breasts, fake spray-on tans, hair extensions and so on.

Envy of much prettier and more successful women leads to desparate Barbieism in trailer trash wannabes.

by Sarasplayroom.com February 21, 2009

Off the Rail

When a client at a strip club cheaps out and doesn't sit at the rail, but back far enough that he can see everything without having to tip, thus spawning the term: off the rail

Stripper to another: I wish they would ban that perv, all he does is pay the door charge, nurse one drink for like 2 hours and sit off the rail so he doesn't have to tip. What a loser.

by sarasplayroom.com November 10, 2009

Original Date Rape Drug

Alcohol. Long before any of the hypnotics and exotics were used to incapacitate an unsuspecting woman, men used to ply women with booze until they were so drunk, they didn't realize the trap they had fallen into.

Girl #1: I woke up and didn't even know where I was, whose bed I was in or what happened, but I knew I had to get out of there

Girl #2: Are you sure the guy didn't slip you a date rape drug?

Girl #1: No we were just doing shots, drinking beer with everyone, I know I got really, really drunk, stumbling drunk, I think I left with him, but that's all I remember

Girl #2: Yeah he made sure you had too much to drink, it's called The Original Date Rape Drug. That type of guy is just a more patient predator, the end result is still the same

Girl #1: Never again am I going to let that happen....

by sarasplayroom.com January 16, 2010

Cano

Cuban slang for an old person with white hair, referring to the sugar color of their hair. Can be used to describe a man or a woman. If used to describe an old man, may also refer to his background as a cane-cutter in Cuba. Especially heard to describe old Cubans around Miami. Somewhat disrespectful when referring to older persons, but acceptable in referring to former cane-cutters.

Yo, Cano, did you used to cut cane in the cane fields. Yo, viejo (old person) I'm talking to you, are you deaf?

by sarasplayroom.com July 13, 2009

Breast-o-Sauruses

Large breasts, often fake! Word is a combo of Breasts and Tyrannosauruses.

Dude to Another: Check out that chick's Breast-o-Sauruses. They have to be Double E's!

Another: Double E silicone sacs, but still awesome!

by sarasplayroom.com August 14, 2009

Clickster

Someone with way too much time on their hands who gets a cheap thrill by clicking on Google Adsense, Google Adword and other Sponsored Ads on searches and websites that he knows will cost that company a paid click even tho he has no intention of checking out the site or the product. Especially likes to click on sites belonging to larger companies or porn sites, with the click representing a little f*ck you to that company.

When a clickster has nothing better to do, a clickster does random Google searches and clicks on the paid ads to cost those companies a few cents each.

by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2009