ruin your whole day

Die in an accident (especially a plane or boat crash) or be killed. From pilot slang, "gravity can ruin your whole day".
One tactical nuke can ruin your whole day.

Poor guy. He was trying to climb over a mountain pass when his engine quit. Didn't have enough altitude to make the turn. Ruined his whole day.
by s%mebody October 05, 2012
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take it out in trade

Accept sexual favors in exchange for something

This is most often used in regard to a favor: one party does something requiring time and/or effort for the other, and when asked how much it will be, says, "I'll take it out in trade". Or vice versa: having done something for another person, asking for compensation, and the other says, "You can take it out in trade."

"In trade" sounds like a form of prostitution (exchanging sex for something else), but it usually used humorously and in context of an existing relationship. The meaning is that the person is doing it as part of the relationship rather than expecting to be paid money or goods or whatever.
Girlfriend: Thanks for doing my taxes, honey. How much do I owe you.
Boyfriend (leering): Nothing. I'll take it out in trade.

He means that he expects some kissing and/or loving in return.

Girlfriend: How's that?
Boyfriend (looking at his hair in mirror): Wow! I look great!
GF: So what do I get in return?
BF: You can take it out in trade.

Meaning he'll be extra loving for a while and/or that she gets to choose the position/method next time they make love.
by s%mebody March 12, 2014
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turnip

Someone who is judgment-proof, having no assets or regular income.

From the saying, "You can't get blood from a turnip." If you sue a "turnip," you will probably win, and get a judgment, but you will have no way to collect on it.
I'd sue that son of a bitch, and I'd win, too. But he's a turnip; what's the point.
by s%mebody August 05, 2012
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RTFMA

Read the Fucking Manual, Asshole.

But you can't call an officer "asshole," so in the military RTFMA stands for "Read the Furnished Materials, _Sir_."
"Corporal, how do I order blankets for the new transfers on this stupid computer?"

Clerk, handing the First Looey a pamphlet: RTFMA.

Looey: What???

Clerk: It's right there in the manual, sir.
by s%mebody March 07, 2013
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