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Multigasm
A contraction of "Multiple" and "Orgasm".
Just like Multimax is one of "Multiple" and "Climax"
1. The art of achieving Multiple Orgasms during one session of sexual intercourse.
If you are a man, this is nearly impossible.
If you are a woman, then every man envies you and your ability to do this. However it is dependent on your sexual partner and how good they are at doing the deed, fingering, cunnilingus (aka eating pussy) and other things.
If you plan on visiting the Palace of Love any time soon, then Multigasm is a technique that needs to be perfected.
A contraction of "Multiple" and "Orgasm".
Just like Multimax is one of "Multiple" and "Climax"
1. The art of achieving Multiple Orgasms during one session of sexual intercourse.
If you are a man, this is nearly impossible.
If you are a woman, then every man envies you and your ability to do this. However it is dependent on your sexual partner and how good they are at doing the deed, fingering, cunnilingus (aka eating pussy) and other things.
If you plan on visiting the Palace of Love any time soon, then Multigasm is a technique that needs to be perfected.
1.
Woman moans
Man: Oh, what happens if I...
Woman's moans get louder
Man: You appear to be enjoying this, maybe...
Woman screams/shudders/arch's back/mixture of all 3
Kiss, cuddle, woman calms down
Man: Did you like that? Let's try...
Woman begins moaning again
Repeat until Announcer yells, Quest log changes or Achievement is reached
Announcer: MUTLIGASM!!!
Chat box: Man has completed the achievement Give Multigasm
Chat box: Woman has completed the achievement Receive Multigasm
Quest Log: Quest - Multigasm (Complete)
0 XP rewarded, 0 Gold rewarded
Other "Rewards" - You get to cuddle with your lady while she tells you all about her long day at the office or other place of employment.
You aren't allowed to fall asleep... tough break, motherfucker.
Man *whispering*: kill me, please.
Woman moans
Man: Oh, what happens if I...
Woman's moans get louder
Man: You appear to be enjoying this, maybe...
Woman screams/shudders/arch's back/mixture of all 3
Kiss, cuddle, woman calms down
Man: Did you like that? Let's try...
Woman begins moaning again
Repeat until Announcer yells, Quest log changes or Achievement is reached
Announcer: MUTLIGASM!!!
Chat box: Man has completed the achievement Give Multigasm
Chat box: Woman has completed the achievement Receive Multigasm
Quest Log: Quest - Multigasm (Complete)
0 XP rewarded, 0 Gold rewarded
Other "Rewards" - You get to cuddle with your lady while she tells you all about her long day at the office or other place of employment.
You aren't allowed to fall asleep... tough break, motherfucker.
Man *whispering*: kill me, please.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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1.
Even wetter water
2.
The hydronium ion
Produced when water acquires a proton (aka a hydrogen ion)
1.
Even wetter water
2.
The hydronium ion
Produced when water acquires a proton (aka a hydrogen ion)
1.
Girl: I'm so wet!
Guy: That's cause you're soaked in H3O
2.
2 H2O <-> OH(-) + H3O(+)
Teacher: And that, kids, concludes our chemistry lesson for today.
Remember, H3O is very acidic, do not try to drink it.
Girl: I'm so wet!
Guy: That's cause you're soaked in H3O
2.
2 H2O <-> OH(-) + H3O(+)
Teacher: And that, kids, concludes our chemistry lesson for today.
Remember, H3O is very acidic, do not try to drink it.
by rzhhhh July 19, 2010
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If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.
Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.
Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
Raptor Jesus: rawr The Bible was written by God himself, I should know I was there when he wrote it.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11
Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11
Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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Acronym: CT
A Counterterrorist is one who practices tactics, strategies
and techniques to prevent or respond to acts or threats of
terrorism by terrorists.
A CT may be employed by the government, military,
police department or corporations (see: PMC)
Acronym: CT
A Counterterrorist is one who practices tactics, strategies
and techniques to prevent or respond to acts or threats of
terrorism by terrorists.
A CT may be employed by the government, military,
police department or corporations (see: PMC)
Noteable Counterterrorists:
Solid Snake
Sam Fisher
Jack Bauer
James Bond
G.I Joe Team
Ethan Hunt
Jason Bourne
The CT Team from Counter Strike including:
- The GIGN
- SAS
- GSG-9
- Seal Team 6
Team America World Police
Noteable Counterterrorist / Intelligence Agencies:
Interpol
MI5 / MI6
CIA
To some extent the FBI
FSB
and so on, and so on...
Solid Snake
Sam Fisher
Jack Bauer
James Bond
G.I Joe Team
Ethan Hunt
Jason Bourne
The CT Team from Counter Strike including:
- The GIGN
- SAS
- GSG-9
- Seal Team 6
Team America World Police
Noteable Counterterrorist / Intelligence Agencies:
Interpol
MI5 / MI6
CIA
To some extent the FBI
FSB
and so on, and so on...
by rzhhhh July 8, 2010
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The friend of a male who is female.
It is simply the same friendship one has with another male.
Contrary to popular belief it is possible for a male and a female to have this type of relationship without one (or both) party(ies) wanting sex or any form of romantic involvement.
Those who believe otherwise either: are idiots in general, exhibit a significant degree of misogyny or misandry, are not very good at making or all 3
May also be referred to as:
g-friend, friend, budess, palette, chick friend.
Females commonly use girlfriend to refer to their female friends.
The friend of a male who is female.
It is simply the same friendship one has with another male.
Contrary to popular belief it is possible for a male and a female to have this type of relationship without one (or both) party(ies) wanting sex or any form of romantic involvement.
Those who believe otherwise either: are idiots in general, exhibit a significant degree of misogyny or misandry, are not very good at making or all 3
May also be referred to as:
g-friend, friend, budess, palette, chick friend.
Females commonly use girlfriend to refer to their female friends.
by rzhhhh November 4, 2011
Get the Female Friend mug.Delicious Candy
Candy that is delicious.
Much like delicious cake, you must eat it!
If you see a delicious candy in the hands of someone else,
even if that person were a small child;
you must SEIZE AND CONSUME it.
Candy that is delicious.
Much like delicious cake, you must eat it!
If you see a delicious candy in the hands of someone else,
even if that person were a small child;
you must SEIZE AND CONSUME it.
This is delicious candy
YOU MUST EAT IT
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of small child
would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!
YOU MUST EAT IT
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of small child
would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!
by rzhhhh July 7, 2010
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Noun
The ghetto version of Apple Juice
Its chemical formula is almost identical to that of grape drink except for one key element.
Ingredients:
Sugar
Water
Green
Noun
The ghetto version of Apple Juice
Its chemical formula is almost identical to that of grape drink except for one key element.
Ingredients:
Sugar
Water
Green
You might have one of your black friends over, Tod.
I don't think I know what "grape drink"is, I have some Apple Juice?
Tod: What the fuck is juice?!
I want some apple drink. It's greeeeeen!
I don't think I know what "grape drink"is, I have some Apple Juice?
Tod: What the fuck is juice?!
I want some apple drink. It's greeeeeen!
by Rzhhhh May 19, 2013
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