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Blow stuff up

to Blow stuff up.

An activity, taken up primarily by men, as it is a very manly activity.
Usually includes the use of explosives to demolish small walls and buildings.
If one is feeling surprisingly manly, small animals can be blown up also.

Such an activity can only be made more manly through the addition of firearms, most notably an M203.
To increase the level of manliness to over 100% one should attempt to add in the use of Nuclear weaponry and/or other Thermobaric explosives.
Man: Dear, me and the boys are going out. I'll return to make sweet sweet love to you in about 13 hours.
Woman: I can't wait that long! Can't I just come with you? I can call some of my girlfriends
Man: Don't be silly woman! We're going to blow stuff up, it's too manly for you and your "girlfriends"
Woman: We can watch!
Man: You don't want to be watching when we blow up a kitten, a diamond or a cooker! hahahahahaha

Man walks off chuckling at his amusing sexist jab.

Woman *to herself*: Fucking men...
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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SEIZE AND CONSUME

(to) SEIZE AND CONSUME - verb

The act of, violently, taking a food item from someone and, violently, eating it.

This is most commonly practised if the person is seen with a food item that can be considered delicious
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!

You must SEIZE AND CONSUME the delicious cake

HE HAS DELICIOUS COOKIES! SEIZE AND CONSUME THEM
by rzhhhh November 11, 2011
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The Scary Door

The Scary Door

The Scary Door is a show that exists within the Futurama
universe and is occasionally viewed by the characters.

It is a spoof/parody of The Twilight Zone.

There are currently 5 episodes of The Scary Door and they
appear in:
"A Head in the Polls", "I Dated A Robot", "Spanish Fry",
"Let's Twist Again" and Benders Game
1.
You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location,
the kind of place where there might be a monster
or some kind of weird mirror.
These are just examples, it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door

2.
You're entering a realm which is... unusual
Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster?
The second one
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door

3.
You're on a scenic route through a state recreational known as: The Human Mind.
You ask a passer by for directions,
only to find he has no face or something.
Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road
You swerve
Narrowly avoiding: The Scary Door

4.
Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame
a frame that's a gateway to a world of imagination.
Wipe your mind on the welcome mat.
You're about to enter: The Scary Door.

5.
Imagine if you will, an announcer you can barely understand.
He refers to a group *mumble*
But you're not quite sure what he said.
He appears to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk
It's remotely possible that he just said something about:
The Scary Door
by rzhhhh July 17, 2010
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Make Stuff Up

to make stuff up

An activity of the mind anyone can indulge in.
It is the act of simply constructing an entertaining story or otherwise for the amusement of yourself and/or your peers.
It is essentially an elongated White Lie in story mode.

For increased effectiveness the teller is required to have excessive creativity and/or a good imagination

Making stuff up usually serves to occupy the brain of the subject when he/she has nothing better to do with their time and has grown tired of using their creative side and/or imaginative ability to construct a realm where having everlasting hot sex with Eva Longoria, kinky pornstar sex with Priya Rai or even a mixture of both with some other super gorgeous lady, is a possibility, since those things can only happen outside the realm of reality.
Try it.
A: Hey man, how was your weekend?

B: Me n the boyz went out Saturday night to some party, tits n booze everywhere!
Think I took some Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, next thing I knew I woke up outside next to a naked Lara Croft

A: Man, I know when you make stuff up,
so let me rephrase my question:
How was your weekend, REALLY?

B: Damn, well...
by rzhhhh May 6, 2010
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Allah-saurus

Allah-saurus

If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.

Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
Raptor Jesus: rawr The Bible was written by God himself, I should know I was there when he wrote it.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11

Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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Computer Dating

Computer Dating

It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"

See also:
Online Dating
Computer Dating:

Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
by rzhhhh June 21, 2011
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Plan Q

Plan Q

The French version of a friends with benefits arrangement.
Can also be referred to as:
Plan Baise
Plan Cul
A: I heard you and Sara were a couple?
B: Nah she's just my Plan Q
A: Oh... My Plan Q is your ma
B: ....
by rzhhhh May 9, 2011
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