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SEIZE AND CONSUME

(to) SEIZE AND CONSUME - verb

The act of, violently, taking a food item from someone and, violently, eating it.

This is most commonly practised if the person is seen with a food item that can be considered delicious
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!

You must SEIZE AND CONSUME the delicious cake

HE HAS DELICIOUS COOKIES! SEIZE AND CONSUME THEM
by rzhhhh November 11, 2011
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Blow stuff up

to Blow stuff up.

An activity, taken up primarily by men, as it is a very manly activity.
Usually includes the use of explosives to demolish small walls and buildings.
If one is feeling surprisingly manly, small animals can be blown up also.

Such an activity can only be made more manly through the addition of firearms, most notably an M203.
To increase the level of manliness to over 100% one should attempt to add in the use of Nuclear weaponry and/or other Thermobaric explosives.
Man: Dear, me and the boys are going out. I'll return to make sweet sweet love to you in about 13 hours.
Woman: I can't wait that long! Can't I just come with you? I can call some of my girlfriends
Man: Don't be silly woman! We're going to blow stuff up, it's too manly for you and your "girlfriends"
Woman: We can watch!
Man: You don't want to be watching when we blow up a kitten, a diamond or a cooker! hahahahahaha

Man walks off chuckling at his amusing sexist jab.

Woman *to herself*: Fucking men...
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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The Scary Door

The Scary Door

The Scary Door is a show that exists within the Futurama
universe and is occasionally viewed by the characters.

It is a spoof/parody of The Twilight Zone.

There are currently 5 episodes of The Scary Door and they
appear in:
"A Head in the Polls", "I Dated A Robot", "Spanish Fry",
"Let's Twist Again" and Benders Game
1.
You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location,
the kind of place where there might be a monster
or some kind of weird mirror.
These are just examples, it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door

2.
You're entering a realm which is... unusual
Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster?
The second one
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door

3.
You're on a scenic route through a state recreational known as: The Human Mind.
You ask a passer by for directions,
only to find he has no face or something.
Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road
You swerve
Narrowly avoiding: The Scary Door

4.
Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame
a frame that's a gateway to a world of imagination.
Wipe your mind on the welcome mat.
You're about to enter: The Scary Door.

5.
Imagine if you will, an announcer you can barely understand.
He refers to a group *mumble*
But you're not quite sure what he said.
He appears to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk
It's remotely possible that he just said something about:
The Scary Door
by rzhhhh July 17, 2010
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H3O

H3O

1.
Even wetter water

2.
The hydronium ion
Produced when water acquires a proton (aka a hydrogen ion)
1.
Girl: I'm so wet!
Guy: That's cause you're soaked in H3O

2.
2 H2O <-> OH(-) + H3O(+)
Teacher: And that, kids, concludes our chemistry lesson for today.
Remember, H3O is very acidic, do not try to drink it.
by rzhhhh July 19, 2010
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Multigasm

Multigasm

A contraction of "Multiple" and "Orgasm".
Just like Multimax is one of "Multiple" and "Climax"

1. The art of achieving Multiple Orgasms during one session of sexual intercourse.
If you are a man, this is nearly impossible.
If you are a woman, then every man envies you and your ability to do this. However it is dependent on your sexual partner and how good they are at doing the deed, fingering, cunnilingus (aka eating pussy) and other things.
If you plan on visiting the Palace of Love any time soon, then Multigasm is a technique that needs to be perfected.
1.
Woman moans
Man: Oh, what happens if I...
Woman's moans get louder
Man: You appear to be enjoying this, maybe...
Woman screams/shudders/arch's back/mixture of all 3
Kiss, cuddle, woman calms down
Man: Did you like that? Let's try...
Woman begins moaning again

Repeat until Announcer yells, Quest log changes or Achievement is reached

Announcer: MUTLIGASM!!!

Chat box: Man has completed the achievement Give Multigasm
Chat box: Woman has completed the achievement Receive Multigasm

Quest Log: Quest - Multigasm (Complete)
0 XP rewarded, 0 Gold rewarded
Other "Rewards" - You get to cuddle with your lady while she tells you all about her long day at the office or other place of employment.
You aren't allowed to fall asleep... tough break, motherfucker.

Man *whispering*: kill me, please.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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Allah-saurus

Allah-saurus

If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.

Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
Raptor Jesus: rawr The Bible was written by God himself, I should know I was there when he wrote it.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11

Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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Barack Brobama

Barack Brobama - (proper) noun

Your good friend.
Specifically your black (or mixed black x white) friend.
Does not have to be, or have the desire to be, President of anything but is required to be highly intelligent and educated to, or close to, Doctorate level, though this does not necessarily have to be Law or Politics related.

Barack Brobama is capable of befriending those who would be typically seen as hostile and/or aggressive (e.g Russians), has a reasonable proficiency at managing funds and assets and, among other things, is generally concerned about the well-being of his bros.
Also, may be responsible for the assassination of Brosama Bin Laden.
And is Bromander in Chief of the United Bro's Armed Forces (UBAF).

See also:
Broseph Stalin, Broseph Goebbels, Abroham Lincoln, Brosama bin Laden
Abroham Lincoln: "Four score and seven.." -
Broseph Stalin: Shut up you twat.
Broseph Goebbels: Hey look, Barack Brobama's here. What's up dawg?
Barack Brobama: The usual, y'know; pulling troops out of Iraq, healthcare reforms... -
Stalin: Assassinating dictators
Brobama: -...Assassinating dictators. Nothing special really, you?
Goebbels: Stalin and I were just reminiscing about the Battle of Stalingrad and Communism, Abroham was about to start is speech... Again.
Brobama: Did I miss the speech?
Goebbels: Stalin wouldn't let him start.
Brobama: Praise be to Allah.
Stalin: ...What?
Brobama: Nothing... Nothing.
Goebbels: Okay then. Speaking of "assassinating dictators", what ever happened to Brosama bin Laden, I haven't seen him for a while...
Brosama bin Laden: I'm right here you fucking idiots
*Everybody cheers*
by rzhhhh November 22, 2011
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