ryan's definitions

Mental Masturbation

Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.

We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

gheytor

n. - One whom owns all; A lethal weapon used for mass destruction

This guy just gheytored a whole village

by Ryan May 28, 2004

Q

1. The bald, old scientist in the James Bond movies who always had the coolest inventions but none of the girls. 2. A hi-tech nerd with no game.

Nate Byrne is the ultimate Q.

by Ryan April 14, 2004

cockstridge

its not a cock; not an ostridge, but its a cockstridge

ryan, brenden, and chuck are geniuses or just queer, maybe we can get some beer. cockstridges have legs and can beat you in a race too.

by ryan October 2, 2003

MTV

Manufacturer of teeny boppers.

Wow I watched MTV TRL and learned how to be punk like Good Charlote and Anvil Lagivngeiehaoidhsiod. Tee hee hee.

by ryan June 23, 2003

Phelddagrif

A flying purple hippo

I have over 30 Phelddagrifs!

by Ryan November 13, 2003

steez

style

You know my steez, i slay my prey day by day

by Ryan November 25, 2002