BMW M3

A car that no other can compare to. The Luxury of BMWs and the speed the exceeds that of a Corvette.

My BMW M3 is better than your Benz.

by Ryan March 18, 2003

one-eyed pirate

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

by Ryan April 21, 2004

Nene

Someone who abandons you for another

She stopped talking to me to be with her supposed "Boyfriend", she is such a fucking Nene

by Ryan August 03, 2003

keli

the greatest girl in the world. She's the hottest, nicest, koolest, and sexiest girl ever.

Keli makes me horny

by ryan April 25, 2004

doma

spanish slang word meaning "damn" used when something funny happens.

if someone were to get slapped or tripped or hit by another person you can say "DOMA!"

by Ryan April 19, 2005

airtight

Whilst in the act of triple penetration, each cock filled cavity seals every possible air path of entry or escape thus causing an immensely pleasurable (I said pleasurable bitch!) sensation for the female recipient, as her body becomes akin to a vaccuum sealed container. Also see, Tupperwhore.

Samantha was absolutely dying to become airtight; she really was. Elaine's airtightedness was the perfect environment for the long-term storage of my balls. "Plug Jessica's nose Jack! She's trying to cheat by breathing through her nose!!!"

by Ryan August 13, 2003

Nerdcore

NerdCore (adj.): Of genius intelligence with a generous helping of mischief.

www.jinx.com - Everything for hackers and gamers.

by Ryan January 11, 2005