ryan's definitions

Bidness

1. An entity that provides a good or service.

2. One's own personal affairs.

3. A friend's mother.

1. Ma hos are my bidness.

2. Fools be up in ma bidness.

3. I handle my bidness quite well.

by Ryan November 17, 2003

cotch back

to hang out and take it easy

do you ladies wanna come back to my house and cotch back?

by Ryan December 8, 2003

metrobisexual

joey t. is metrobisexual

joey likes men and women

by ryan December 11, 2004

lagware

A program or software that generally has no efficiency advantage. Being just for looks, all it really does it slows down your computer.

Pretty much all stardock software.
Konfabulator is pretty much useless as well.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

aguas

Mexican spanish for 'be careful.'

Aguas, cocho! (be careful, man!)

by ryan August 10, 2003

beef straps

When two large raw Whopper patties are placed between the legs of a girl at birth.

Damn! I get inside dem buns and put some special sauce on dem beef straps!

by Ryan August 13, 2003

CILIT

Acronym for the Center for International Learning in Integrated Technology building at Michigan Tech. The funniest name ever given to a building on a college campus.

The Computer Science majors will never go to class anymore because everyone knows they can't find the CILIT.

by Ryan February 25, 2006