ryan's definitions

felch

to suck your own cum out of another persons ass.

i felched your mom.

by ryan November 25, 2002

food porn

Close-up images of juicy, delicious food in advertisements.

Oh, that McDonalds ad was like food porn. I want a Big Mac sooo bad.

by Ryan April 12, 2005

far too frail

insanely breakable emotionaly or phsysicaly where The slightest insult can cause you to develop an eating disorder.
also a awesome skinny puppy song!

lovers and legions i've seen your whore try not to reason forsaken i'm poor
fire nerves and dissension flying at a glare a ginger reaction whisper care
a hairpin decision falls against the brain
to formulate the anguish and alleviate the pain
the silence is warning soul search nothing can't regain reach for air
scenes of a cheap thrill summon an old ghost
the foremost and sterile suffering one lost to
face the potential for fantasy and flair forever and forgiving summon
me and dare they keep on the mainstream forging their demise while
playing with the hopeless not facing their own lies
the symptoms of recourse i've seen nothing overspill, far too frail!!

by Ryan January 10, 2005

have fun in bed

Usually means 'good night', used when dismissing friends at a social gathering.

"Have fun in bed", I said to my mom, as she retired for the night.

by Ryan March 21, 2004

Triceratops

A sexual position where only the index, middle, and pinky fingers are used. The first two fingers are inserted into the vagina and the remaining one is shoved up the ass.

Chris Miller: I just want to give that woman the "Triceratops."
Us: Shut up, Miller

by Ryan November 14, 2003

flamebait

An email, usually to a message board, written with intent to offend\anger\enrage other persons, so that they will send a flaming email in reply.

I think you guys are stupid for coming to this messageboard devoted to such a waste of space as insert celebrity here

by ryan March 24, 2004

tea cult crew

Summer of 2004 when the fad was to sit around with your friends and drink cups of tea. the group u had your tea with was known as your "TCC"

"Mum put the kettle on, the TCC are coming over"

by Ryan April 13, 2004