ryan's definitions

whatev

take the word whatever, subtract -er and get the cooler, shorter version of the word...whatev

Jake: do you wanna go pimp some fine ass jo jo's?

Ryan: whatev dude

by Ryan January 11, 2005

pigs

pigs are they sworn enemy of the skateboarders. pigs are usually fat, bald, ugly, and eat alot of doughnuts.

sk8er hate those damn pigs

by ryan December 8, 2004

nomuken

Ken Nomura. One of the top japanese drifters. smokes his tires a lot! usually drives a skyline and is the monkey man!

where's nomuken he won 3rd place at D1GP?

by ryan February 28, 2004

cockstridge

its not a cock; not an ostridge, but its a cockstridge

ryan, brenden, and chuck are geniuses or just queer, maybe we can get some beer. cockstridges have legs and can beat you in a race too.

by ryan October 2, 2003

Q

1. The bald, old scientist in the James Bond movies who always had the coolest inventions but none of the girls. 2. A hi-tech nerd with no game.

Nate Byrne is the ultimate Q.

by Ryan April 14, 2004

Mental Masturbation

Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.

We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

Yurrie

Cock-juggling thunder cunt

Yurrie is a cock-juggling thunder cunt

by Ryan December 14, 2004