ryan's definitions

rump ravager

one who ravages rumps of gay men

Crys Herrera is a rump ravager.

by Ryan April 23, 2003

Britney Spears

A hot,curvaceous blonde pop star with a nice ass. She has one of the most gorgeous faces that you have ever seen. Even if her music isn't that original, or if some people say she can't sing, she's still beautiful and compassionate. She can't be that bad of a musician if she has such high album sells and such a large fanbase.

Britney Spears, I love you, and I'm gonna have sex with you forever.

by Ryan October 25, 2004

icabod

a person who lacks any intelligence at all

That loser is such an Icabod

by ryan January 26, 2005

pino

person short in height with small attributes.

Raph is pino

by Ryan April 2, 2004

pittsnogled

What happens when WVU center Kevin Pittsnogle hits three pointer in your face, leaving you confused and astonished.

In the first half last night UL was left pittsnogled.

by ryan March 27, 2005

roadie

An individual who is responsible for setting up, tearing down, and generally maintaining the equipment for a band.

See also coons

Hey roadie, I need a new pic for my guitar.

by Ryan May 8, 2003

scrotal

adj.; of or referring to the scrotum

my balls itch, my sack is shrivelled, and my man-pouch is discolored, so obviously i have some "scrotal issues" to take care of.

by Ryan January 26, 2004