ryan's definitions

Binoculars

The act of positioning one testicle on each of your partner's eyes.

I gave christie some binoculars last night.

by Ryan November 10, 2003

r0x0rs

When something rocks. Esp. subject being boxers.

omg d0od, that chick r0x0rs my b0x0rs!

by Ryan January 9, 2004

dool

Synonym for Yu-Gi-Oh

lol DOOL!

by Ryan November 13, 2003

pittsnogled

What happens when WVU center Kevin Pittsnogle hits three pointer in your face, leaving you confused and astonished.

In the first half last night UL was left pittsnogled.

by ryan March 27, 2005

needle dick

very, very small penis

atit patel has a needle dick

by ryan May 25, 2003

fawx

Variant on "Dawg", used in much the same context.

"Damn fawx, did you see the caboose on that one?"

by Ryan May 24, 2003

scrotal

adj.; of or referring to the scrotum

my balls itch, my sack is shrivelled, and my man-pouch is discolored, so obviously i have some "scrotal issues" to take care of.

by Ryan January 26, 2004