ryan's definitions

kiss my ass bitch

a fun thing to say to people when they piss you off or you dont like them anyway. Adding the 'bitch' on to the end is for emphasizing the phrase, therefore giving it more strength and effect.

Trent Lott: Ah think thayt the Seperatist Parrty wuz a gooood thang!
Me: Kiss my ass bitch!

by Ryan October 25, 2004

Penis Size

the length and/or width of a males reproductive organ (penis). The average for a 19 year old is apporximately 6.2".

My penis size is way bigger than yours!!!

by Ryan February 1, 2005

first kiss

When two lips touch in a romantic form for the first time.

Our first kiss turned out to be great.

by Ryan March 8, 2004

Get Awesome

The act of getting drunk.

Im gonna get awesome tonight

by Ryan November 17, 2003

mocket

A Scottish word meaning a dirty or unclean person. Someone really fucking gross

Jocelyn McLean

by Ryan August 18, 2003

British Nanny

1. The down+B attack of Mario or Luigi in Super Smash Brothers

2. Fran Dresser

Fran Dresser, give him the British Nanny!

by Ryan November 14, 2003

Grundle

The large mass below one's dogan. Also see tundle bundle hundle.

My grundle was smacked with a baseball bat.

by Ryan July 8, 2004