ryan's definitions

scabbard

Brooke's vagina.

Codey is going to sink his shank into Brooke's Scabbard

by Ryan November 7, 2003

pastizz

unknown, but hints show that it means the female genitalia

god damn, I can't wait to taste her pastizz!!!

by Ryan April 28, 2003

Redneck

The group that makes up about 50% of the population in Owensboro/Daviess Co., Kentucky. The Midwest and the South obviously both mix AND clash here, causing scattered conflicts. The damn people I had to deal with and be harassed by for several consecutive years throughout my middle to high school years. They have given me bad memories and took years off the end of my life. I hate them.
Elsewhere, rednecks seem to exist in various areas of concentrated population, mostly in the middle and deep south, or the Appalachian Mountains. Some parts of the Midwest, like northwestern Kentucky and southern Illinois, are also infested by these people.

The Agricultural Class hallways in high schools are full of Rednecks.

by Ryan August 11, 2004

tick

To get some playing time in a sports game.

That dude is garbage. He gets no tick.

by Ryan December 8, 2003

gorfed

-to be physically or mentally distorted, an advanced form of being retarted.

Justin Lake was born gorfed

by Ryan February 25, 2004

Consigliere

The counseler for the underboss and don of a mafia family

Lets ask my consigliere

by Ryan September 8, 2003

guave

the act of two women abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.

i love it in soft-core porn when the two chicks guave. i always get a raging boner from a quality guave-sesh.

by Ryan April 25, 2004