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Computer

A piece of crap that always fuckin shuts down on you every fuckin time you are trying to work on it, put on some music, play games, etc. Often associated with the blue screen of death.
I fuckin hate this computer. I'll reboot you! (Kicks it up into the air with my boot on.)
by Ryan November 30, 2004
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Camaro

A Beautiful GM vehicle with a 350 cu. in. small block V8 that will whoop on 90% of ricers and rustangs stock for stock.
Same old lame excuse by ricers and mustangs after the race: Your Camaro isn't fast, I just missed 3rd.
by Ryan October 15, 2003
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Wal-Mart

One of the worst places to shop on the planet. This place is always occupied by the lowest forms of American society. They include White-Trash rednecks, other slow Southerners, gangsta wannabes, and other fat ass or imbred pieces of shit from different races.
Mexicans also come here, but this is only because this is all these poor, hard-working, good people can afford.
Although these Wal-Mart stores are located everywhere, including the Northeast, most of them seem to be in the South and the southern Midwest (Indiana, Southern Ohio, Northern KY, etc.) The massive corporation is based in Bentonville, AR too. This explains why you see so many of these trashy, filthy people there. As many of the previous submitters have mentioned, Wal-Mart loves to run small-business owners out of business who have put their savings into running a business to serve their local community.
Tip: Never try using the komodes in Wal-Mart bathrooms. Don't do it before cleaning it with disinfecting spray, wiping down the seats, and putting on one of the paper toilet covers. Somehow it would seem easier to wear a condom, and take a new toilet seat in from the home furnishing department.
by Ryan August 11, 2004
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aphex twin

What music should sound like
Awesome.....The way that it can be hardcore of just soft melodies,....
by Ryan December 23, 2004
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Drop a Kulas

to move one's bowels or take a crap
He went to the bathroom and dropped a Kulas
by ryan November 10, 2004
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wedgy

When your in first year and bigger boys pull your underpants over you head or rip them by pulling them from the back.
I am going to wedgy that kid till his arse bleeds
by Ryan November 20, 2003
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nonsenseability

The abilty to make non-sense
Wow! that guy has the best nonsenseablity Ive ever seen.
by Ryan April 18, 2005
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