ryan's definitions

pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

by Ryan February 8, 2005

hearing aid

no no no you guys got it all wrong, its basically when a girl is giving a guy head and right when the guy is about to spurt, he turns her to the side and shoots in her ear without warning.

Richard turned Tanya to the side and gave her a hearing aid.

by Ryan October 13, 2004

kluchorama

pimping, to pimp (to kluch)

That shit is kluchorama yo.

yo lets go kluching.

by ryan February 13, 2003

Scoon

An object obtained by the act of buzzling

That man is buzzling scoon

by Ryan May 12, 2004

stairway to heaven

1. only the first half of the song has simple guitar chords, then folk and rock parts of the song contain extremely difficult chords, especially Jimmy Page's guitar solo, which is the greatest of all time.
2. the lyrics are beautiful and far from cheesy

And as we wind on down the road,
Our shadows taller than our soul

by Ryan February 2, 2004

Whody

Whody means that anyone in "whody" will own j00 and decimate all.

FTP/WFO just got Owned by a WHODY

by Ryan January 29, 2005

shark

A variation on the shocker, with the addition of a "fin" - the thumb, also known as the roamer, used to stroke the clitoris.

Once you shark, you never go back

by Ryan August 14, 2002