ryan's definitions

Lesory

A Slaughterhouse for Lesbians

"Could you go down the Lesory and get a kilo of marinated dyke sticks?"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

clown punch

When a man cums in a woman's face after fellatio and then punches her in the nose causing a nose bleed.

She was sucking my dick, man, and I gave her a clown punch.

by ryan February 26, 2004

Grundy Puff

a wang that has clumps of ball hair, that gay men like to munch on

Dude i heard bobby ate jew bob's grundy puffs

by Ryan April 10, 2003

raspberry danish

Just before ejaculation from a blow job punch your female in the face and as the blood mixes with the cum it creates a raspberry danish.

For breakfast I suggested we perform a raspberry danish to quinch our sweet tooth.

by Ryan May 19, 2003

turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person

Hail turketor

by ryan November 25, 2003

Saadict

Someone who is adicted to Sard Wonder Soap and is constantly cleaning with Sard Wonder Soap.. They live their life by it.

"my mum is doing the washing agin...i think shes a saadict"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

Molo

Defined originall by a small town swim team, molo came to be the worst insult possible. Roughly translates to "a chach who can't get his head out of his dick stretched anus."

You molo.
He's such a molo.

by Ryan December 10, 2004