ryan's definitions
Road police are these assclowns on the freeway that are in the left (passing) lane and feel they do not have to move to the right (even though it's state law) because they're doing the posted speed limit and it slows EVERYONE down. Fuckers.
"I'm in a hurry and the other lanes are full and we can't get past becasue of these 'road police' up ahead blocking everyone from going!!!"
by Ryan December 1, 2004
Get the road policemug. 2 fingers in the pink 2 fingers in the stink named after the classic wrestler VADER it was his symbol
by Ryan November 20, 2003
Get the invadermug. an alias for one luke hansen, often the focus of such phrases as "if you wanted you could seduce a nun into bed" and "if you wanted too, you could seduce GODZILLA into bed"
by ryan July 22, 2004
Get the eggjobmug. Whilst in the act of triple penetration, each cock filled cavity seals every possible air path of entry or escape thus causing an immensely pleasurable (I said pleasurable bitch!) sensation for the female recipient, as her body becomes akin to a vaccuum sealed container. Also see, Tupperwhore.
Samantha was absolutely dying to become airtight; she really was. Elaine's airtightedness was the perfect environment for the long-term storage of my balls. "Plug Jessica's nose Jack! She's trying to cheat by breathing through her nose!!!"
by Ryan August 13, 2003
Get the airtightmug. by Ryan November 20, 2003
Get the Ryguymug. by Ryan December 1, 2004
Get the Polygamymug. by Ryan May 28, 2004
Get the gheytormug.