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performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.
I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.
by Ryan November 27, 2004
mugGet the performance loadmug.

orgasim

1. the illiterate moron's way of spelling orgasm. For another fine example of illiteracy regarding sex, see masterbate.
John was a moron; thus, he wrote orgasim, not orgasm.
by Ryan February 4, 2004
mugGet the orgasimmug.

Jade Puget

One of the best guitar players around!!
and who else better to play along with a kick ass voice such as davey.These 2 make a bad ass combination that nobody can match....plain and simple! AFI is the greatest
AOD and BLACK SAILS are their best cd's
by RYAN August 10, 2003
mugGet the Jade Pugetmug.

fliiid

a stumpy person with no arms or very shorts legs.
by ryan April 1, 2003
mugGet the fliiidmug.

mean head

a bad and/or evil jerk.
Stupid mean jerky meanie stinky "mean head"! I hate you. Jerk...
by Ryan July 8, 2004
mugGet the mean headmug.

Bouncer

Bouncer is a new gang forming in the south. They rep tha grey flag and tha number 2 king G-cash and tinman
man them bouncers are fuckin crazy.
by Ryan November 12, 2004
mugGet the Bouncermug.

chookter

Person From Outer City Towns, Eg. Livingston Nr Edinburgh
La La La Im Caz, Ima Chookter But Find It Hard To Admit
by Ryan April 20, 2004
mugGet the chooktermug.

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