ryan's definitions

Fired the manager

When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.

Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"

Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"

Sam- "dude, so what happened?"

Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."

Sam- "righteous man, righteous"

by Ryan January 9, 2007

The Butterfly Effect

A part of the chaos theory that states that one small change in a situation(expieramental noise) can drastically change the outcome of an event. Butterfly comes from the example of the flap of a butterfly's wing altering the atmosphere around it causing(or preventing) a major event somewhere else.

Also a movie with that Ashton Cootchie

Example 1: The Butterfly effect is a cool mathematical theory.

Example 2: The Butterfly effect was supposedly based on Chaos Theroy although there is no correlation whatsoever.

by Ryan July 26, 2004

Cassed

One of the best Administrators of DeviantArt Chat ever, women cannot resist him. He has charm, style, and administrative skills, and is banging your significant other as we speak.

Jennie was getting banged by Cassed while her boyfriend chatted in his chat room.

by Ryan November 28, 2004

Chabo

Generally refers to a greazy guy who thinks as himself as being pretty smooth. Chabos are easily identified by gold chains, immense amounts of hairgel and intense amounts of cologne.

Check out those chabos drinking Long Island Iced Teas...

I wonder what kind of IROC that Chabo drives.

by ryan April 22, 2005

Hax Pax

n. The art of being so perfect that its sad.

nf3c^-nf3c710n-

by Ryan January 9, 2003

pidittle

A pidittle is a car that drives with only one headlight. When you see a pidittle, you must punch the ceiling of your car and yell 'Pidittle!' The first person to do so gets one point. Seven points adds one year to your sex life.

See also: asshole

Pidittle! <hits ceiling, points to passing car with one headlight>

by Ryan November 27, 2004

mobbing

Driving around with your friends and/or bitches, bumping music, having a good time, and hopefully picking up some more bitches.

Chase and I went mobbing last night and picked up some hoes.

by ryan November 20, 2003