ruth's definitions

oxymoron

A two word phrase in which the words ironically contradict each other.

Forced democracy
military intelligence
healthy tan
free trade
black gold
peacemaker missile
peace officer
just war
amicable divorce

by Ruth April 14, 2003

Pookster

the opening to a womens vagina, a pussy

a womens vagina

by ruth January 19, 2004

shwah

A word meaning all around cool. Usually used with the word uber.
Uber shwah can mean:
cool
very cool
nice
wicked cool
good
all good and such
and in some cases, hi.

1) "Dude, that concert was uber shwah!"
2) "We're going to Hawai'i? Shwah!"
3) "Hey, I havn't seen you in the longest time!
"Shwah!"

by Ruth February 23, 2005

tubamaba

Homer Simpson saying Tuba. Also, Saxomophone. But I am not defining that too.

"Tubamaba?" - Homer J Simpson

by Ruth March 31, 2004

Repot

One day, Emma or Charlotte mispelt the word report as repot.
Repot is now the most offensive swear word in the history of humankind.
To use the word without sound you raise your little finger.

"REPOT!1"
"You probably don't know what this means but I am swearing at YOU!"

by Ruth April 21, 2004

Borange

A nasty stretch in a yoga class. I just wanted to say: "In my yoga classes in 2005 I will endeavour to introduce it amongst the Sanskrit and weird things I teach people."

"Oooh! That Upavista Konasana is a bit borange, isn't it! Keep breathing..."

by Ruth January 6, 2005

gumba

An italian tough guy.

My gumba can kick your sorry ass.

by Ruth November 23, 2004