rperazag's definitions

The dream and more

When life surprises you, going beyond your wildest expectations, showering your existence with the most unexpected blessings.

On the telephone:
— Who is it?
Hey Clark it´s me... Peter."
— "Hey Bro! Still suicidal depressed?"
"No man... shit no more."
— "What happened... the lotto?"
Much better: The dream and more!"
— "How so?"
"Béatrice."
— "Sweet!"

by rperazag July 6, 2010

Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

by rperazag June 19, 2010

klatschdom

Any space suitable for women to meet and gossip.

A bunch of gossiping women.

(Klatsch, from German klatschen, to gossip, make a sharp noise, of imitative origin.

Laura?... Where else? At klatschdom.

by rperazag December 13, 2010

Evilism

Extensive practice of evil.
The religion of evil people.
The predominant form of behavior of duplicitous people in power.
The current philosophy that, put into action, is rapidly destroying any trace of humane behavior.

Everybody here lies. This city -and its government- is pure Evilism.

by rperazag May 12, 2010

unshut

to open.

Larry, could you please unshut the bloody window... for God´s sake, the heat is killing me!

by rperazag May 10, 2010

Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

leaf people

Tree huggers.
Environmentalists (people concerned with environmental conservation and improvement of the state of the environment.)

Al Gore... yeah, kind of CEO for leaf people... right?

by rperazag July 7, 2010