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tantrify

Trick a girl to bed with the false promise of giving her a spiritual experience through Tantra Sex.
My Guru offered me private spiritual lessons, but I think he just wants to tantrify me.
In our last trip to India, Jenna managed to get tantrified.
by rperazag May 1, 2010
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SMES

Social Media Entitlement Syndrome.
Characterized by:
1. Feeling and behaving as if one should be granted certain privileges (event access, free products, job offers) because he/she is well-known in social media.
2. Expecting all-access to an individual’s private life because he/she occasionally posts personal items in social networks.
3. Acting like it’s acceptable and normal to piss (bombard w/comments, tweets, DMs) on someone’s social stream.
4. Demanding that people retweet your content, and resenting them if they don’t.
5. Assuming that because you correspond with someone via social media, you should be invited to every social gathering that person plans or is involved with.
"Knock it off... get a life or, at least, treat your SMES... fucktard.
by rperazag June 29, 2010
mugGet the SMESmug.

Luddism

"I don´t get it, Obama is surgically attached to his BlackBerry, but he denounces the iPad. He caught me off guard by his luddism.
by rperazag May 25, 2010
mugGet the Luddismmug.

I´ve lost track of the world

Meaning that you have lost contact with reality.
I tell ya... I give an absolute fuck about everything human... I´ve lost track of the world.
by rperazag July 7, 2010
mugGet the I´ve lost track of the worldmug.

Twitters

Obama said that both he and visiting Russian President Dmitry Medvedev use the popular social networking program--which he mistakenly referred to as "Twitters," instead of "Twitter.
by rperazag June 28, 2010
mugGet the Twittersmug.

lollify

To provocate hysterical laughter through terror.
Every time he tries to scare the shit out of me with his violence, I just lollify.
by rperazag May 1, 2010
mugGet the lollifymug.

Whiskypedia

The extensive body of bullshit that is created, after office hours, by the educated middle class while having a drink, and based on factoids, questionable experience, and the need for a grip on uncontrollable forces and social events.
My father, a social drunkard and a highly successful manager at a Fortune 100 Company, is so full of bullshit and bias that should be named Editor in Chief of the Whiskypedia.
by rperazag May 4, 2010
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