rperazag's definitions

lollify

To provocate hysterical laughter through terror.

Every time he tries to scare the shit out of me with his violence, I just lollify.

by rperazag May 1, 2010

maximum viewing tolerance

A hypothetical (uncertain) threshold (the point that must be exceeded to begin producing a given effect or result or to elicit a response) at which white trash will feel offended by the moronic TV programming, directing their attention to other aspects of their equally miserable lives.

Hey Pete... why your father stays for hours and hours watching crappy TV?
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

depth of need

How far you are willing to humiliate yourself through the pathetic subjection of your life to the moronic whims of a bitch just to get some pussy.

What´s wrong with your bro?
Jenna is messing his brain probing his depth of need for pussy.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

iShop

The only sense of identity of someone who lives for shopping.

iShop, therefore I am.

by rperazag July 22, 2010

techno-fugue

A modern disorder characterized by reversible amnesia for personal identity, including the memories, personality and other identifying characteristics of individuality due to the purchase of a new gadget such a last generation iPhone.
The state, accompanied by the establishment of a new identity, is short-term. After recovery from techno-fugue, previous memories usually return intact, however there is complete amnesia for the entire episode.

In my techno-fugue state, staring at my new iPhone the way I once glanced at humanity, with interest and anticipation, I nearly knock down toddlers and the elderly, lost in my newly acquired identity.

by rperazag July 18, 2010

Bingo Bus

Time for retirement.
Too tired for daring.
Busing services offered to Bingo patrons.

Man, I am too old for this, I think I better get on the Bingo Bus.

by rperazag July 28, 2010

reborrow

To ask back for something you lent, pretending that you need it urgently, because of fear that it will not be returned to you.

I better reborrow my power tools from Peter or forget for good about them.

by rperazag November 22, 2010