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Obama said that both he and visiting Russian President Dmitry Medvedev use the popular social networking program--which he mistakenly referred to as "Twitters," instead of "Twitter.
by rperazag June 28, 2010
Get the Twittersmug. Social Media Entitlement Syndrome.
Characterized by:
1. Feeling and behaving as if one should be granted certain privileges (event access, free products, job offers) because he/she is well-known in social media.
2. Expecting all-access to an individual’s private life because he/she occasionally posts personal items in social networks.
3. Acting like it’s acceptable and normal to piss (bombard w/comments, tweets, DMs) on someone’s social stream.
4. Demanding that people retweet your content, and resenting them if they don’t.
5. Assuming that because you correspond with someone via social media, you should be invited to every social gathering that person plans or is involved with.
Characterized by:
1. Feeling and behaving as if one should be granted certain privileges (event access, free products, job offers) because he/she is well-known in social media.
2. Expecting all-access to an individual’s private life because he/she occasionally posts personal items in social networks.
3. Acting like it’s acceptable and normal to piss (bombard w/comments, tweets, DMs) on someone’s social stream.
4. Demanding that people retweet your content, and resenting them if they don’t.
5. Assuming that because you correspond with someone via social media, you should be invited to every social gathering that person plans or is involved with.
by rperazag June 29, 2010
Get the SMESmug. by rperazag December 24, 2010
Get the de-icedmug. by rperazag July 7, 2010
Get the I´ve lost track of the worldmug. "I don´t get it, Obama is surgically attached to his BlackBerry, but he denounces the iPad. He caught me off guard by his luddism.
by rperazag May 25, 2010
Get the Luddismmug. The extensive body of bullshit that is created, after office hours, by the educated middle class while having a drink, and based on factoids, questionable experience, and the need for a grip on uncontrollable forces and social events.
My father, a social drunkard and a highly successful manager at a Fortune 100 Company, is so full of bullshit and bias that should be named Editor in Chief of the Whiskypedia.
by rperazag May 4, 2010
Get the Whiskypediamug. A list of all the activities you are intentionally going to stop doing, because you are taken for granted by your boss, colleagues, spouse, friends, lover, assorted relatives, and even your pet, who constantly abuse of your kindness, commitment, and productivity, forcing you to carry their work and fulfill their responsibilities.
End of line!!! I won´t take the abuse from all the slackers and suckers around me anymore. From today on I am going to stop doing what is on my "Not To-Do List".
by rperazag June 22, 2010
Get the Not To-Do Listmug.