rperazag's definitions

Soccer Interruptus

To follow the "2010 World Cup Football Matches South Africa" by Twitter.

A: "Yo... saw the awesome Ghana — Australia 1-1 match?"
B: "Nope, too busy, but I got the tweets."
A: "C´mon bro, that´s soccer interruptus!"

by rperazag June 21, 2010

Vanishing Mind

Alzheimer's disease (AD), one form of dementia. A progressive, degenerative brain disease. It affects memory, thinking, and behavior.

— "Honey... why is your grandma acting as if it were the first time we meet?"
Oh sweety!... I forgot to tell you, she has a vanishing mind."

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Zappo

Channel hopping unit that measures the time that lapses while scanning through two different television channels with the remote control.

500 channels and nothing... this zappo business is giving me Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

Something is technically wrong

Lame excuse given by guys unable to get a boner when in bed with their mates.

"C´mon Rod... gimme dad super boner tonite."

Ummmmm... sorry sweety, something is technically wrong.

by rperazag June 16, 2010

Gay Life Coach

A guide to gays who need guidance.

A: "Lou... I am like so much in my skin since I met Peter."
B: "A new crush?"
A: "Nope!... my gay life coach... now I am 100 % out of the wardrobe."

by rperazag July 17, 2010

Stripper Prejudice

Social discrimination to which strippers are subjected due to their looks.

Stripper prejudice!... The fuckers cancelled my reservation.

by rperazag May 3, 2010

Jiapers

Jeans styled babies´ diapers made by Huggies.

"I don´t buy diapers anymore"

Why... your baby is using the potty seat?

Nope, but jiapers are so stylish!

C´mon, what you have is stylish poop!

by rperazag May 20, 2010