Definitions by rperazag

B.G. (Before Google)

Time lapse that ended on September 4th 1998 with the foundation of Google Inc.

Our Donald was born in 1997 B.G. (Before Google).

B.G. (Before Google) by rperazag August 11, 2010

Xenolexica 

A grave confusion when faced with unusual words.

A: "Don´t mention anything Urban Dictionary to Mary."
B: "Why."
C: "She will go xenolexica."

Xenolexica by rperazag August 6, 2010

Accordionate 

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Folding a map as if you were playing the accordion (a box-shaped musical instrument of the bellows-driven free-reed aerophone family, sometimes referred to as a squeezebox.)

A: "How do you always manage to get to your precise point of destination when driving in a foreign city?"

B: "I thinks that is because I accordionate very well."

Accordionate by rperazag August 5, 2010

Sprogging 

The act of running slower than a sprint but faster than a jog.

A: "Yo... what do you do with those running shoes? You are not spring-chicken."
B: "Sprogging... slower than a sprint but faster than a jog."

Sprogging by rperazag August 5, 2010

Glocalization 

Running a business according to both local and global considerations.

Think global, act local?... that´s glocalization to me.

Glocalization by rperazag August 5, 2010

Pregreening 

To creep forwards while waiting for a red light to change.

Stop it!!! Your are driving me nuts with your third-worldish pregreening way of driving.

Pregreening by rperazag August 5, 2010

fireable

An employee who adds no value whatsoever to a company or enterprise.
A slacker.

A: "How many redundants do we have on the payroll?"
B: "I found a fireable at Sales."
A: "OK. Proceed."

fireable by rperazag July 28, 2010