rperazag's definitions

Default affairs

People you end meeting, on a Saturday night, after exhausting all possible, but unavailable, potential partners. Generally your relatives or shitty lays.

A: "Yo... what you doin´ Saturday night?"
B: "Surely bloody default affairs."

by rperazag July 4, 2010

So fucking twat?

Variation of "So fucking what?"
Same use... Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea).

"The world is ending in 2012"

So fucking twat?

"The economy is cyclical"

So fucking twat?

"Your wife is cheating on you"

So fucking.... twat???

by rperazag May 23, 2010

dial it down

To control flaunting (showing off), ostentation, and any other behavior that smacks of egotism.

Dial it down or face downfall.

by rperazag July 12, 2010

Facehook

Hooked on Facebook.
Constant social networking that impedes real-life interactions.

Mila is a terminal facehook... no life at all but social networking.

by rperazag July 9, 2010

hor-normal

Women´s periodic erratic behavior due to hormonal cycles.

No.... she is not being aggresive... is just hor-normal.

by rperazag May 13, 2010

tantrify

Trick a girl to bed with the false promise of giving her a spiritual experience through Tantra Sex.

My Guru offered me private spiritual lessons, but I think he just wants to tantrify me.
In our last trip to India, Jenna managed to get tantrified.

by rperazag May 1, 2010

Bingo Bus

Time for retirement.
Too tired for daring.
Busing services offered to Bingo patrons.

Man, I am too old for this, I think I better get on the Bingo Bus.

by rperazag July 28, 2010