rperazag's definitions

Soccer Interruptus

To follow the "2010 World Cup Football Matches South Africa" by Twitter.

A: "Yo... saw the awesome Ghana — Australia 1-1 match?"
B: "Nope, too busy, but I got the tweets."
A: "C´mon bro, that´s soccer interruptus!"

by rperazag June 21, 2010

Something is technically wrong

Lame excuse given by guys unable to get a boner when in bed with their mates.

"C´mon Rod... gimme dad super boner tonite."

Ummmmm... sorry sweety, something is technically wrong.

by rperazag June 16, 2010

Heavy Mental

Classical Music

After the concert she complained the piano was out of tune. I explained that it was a harpsichord, not a piano. She answered: Ahhh... Heavy Mental Music!

by rperazag May 1, 2010

Dwarfed beauty

First date, after beer googles attraction at a pub is vanished, and drunkenness gone, you realize that the person who seemed to you so attractive at the bar, is just a disappointing run-of-the-mill (ordinary, average) person.

—"Know... the hunk I scored last Saturday, after the drinks at the pub, the one I told you was so awesome-looking...?"

"Yes?"

— "Dwarfed beauty."

by rperazag July 4, 2010

Fetal error

Unwanted pregnancy.

Where is Shaneen? Haven´t seen here in ages.
Was sent to grandma´s in Brooklyn.
Why?
Fetal error.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

proofiness

A fact that proves, beyond any doubt, that you were not just paranoid when expecting the worst from a person or particular situation.

Ok... I found him on the kitchen floor screwing the maid; that's much more than the amount of proofiness I ever expected from my unloyal and moronic husband.

by rperazag November 8, 2010

Workxicated

The psychological state of a workaholic.

Yo, for God´s sake, get a real life... you are so workxicated!

by rperazag July 23, 2010