rperazag's definitions

Pregreening

To creep forwards while waiting for a red light to change.

Stop it!!! Your are driving me nuts with your third-worldish pregreening way of driving.

by rperazag August 5, 2010

The Answer Is No To That

The answer you give when you have no answer, but have the power to do as you please.
Extreme level of control mentality.

Citizen: Due to the highly negative impact on the quality of life of this city, we propose to do an in-depth investigation about municipal management of toxic waste.

Politician: The Answer Is No To That.

by rperazag May 16, 2010

klatschdom

Any space suitable for women to meet and gossip.
A bunch of gossiping women.
(Klatsch, from German klatschen, to gossip, make a sharp noise, of imitative origin.

Laura?... Where else? At klatschdom.

by rperazag December 13, 2010

.xxx

Approved Internet domain dedicated to pornography.

"Approved .xxx domain makes it easier to filter out inappropriate content... great news for those that wish to consume, or avoid, adult content."
(Net overseer Icann - Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers)

by rperazag June 28, 2010

Teen Chat Acronym Decoder

Help for desperate paranoid parents who don´t feel having enough control on their kids, and who feel lost when they find acronyms like "ftw,” “pyt” and “otp,” when spying on their internet activities.

"Ever wonder what your child is really saying online?
Well now it’s easy to find out with the all new Teen Chat Acronym Decoder!"

by rperazag June 16, 2010

ranking babe

Hottest girl around.

A young man of limited interest, who gets a chance to sleep with the ranking babe in his neighborhood, and throws it away in order to marry her dorky daughter.

by rperazag June 16, 2010

Come on, He´s Bruce Willis

Appeal to pseudo authority figures, such as celebrities, made by morons who have no clue, or original opinions, about real-life issues.

A: "But Bro... how do I react to my bossy wife?"
B: "Watch Die Hard again."
A: "Fuck!... What?"
B: Come on, He´s Bruce Willis... He knows best."

by rperazag July 20, 2010