rperazag's definitions

leaf people

Tree huggers.
Environmentalists (people concerned with environmental conservation and improvement of the state of the environment.)

Al Gore... yeah, kind of CEO for leaf people... right?

by rperazag July 7, 2010

Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

The dream and more

When life surprises you, going beyond your wildest expectations, showering your existence with the most unexpected blessings.

On the telephone:
— Who is it?
Hey Clark it´s me... Peter."
— "Hey Bro! Still suicidal depressed?"
"No man... shit no more."
— "What happened... the lotto?"
Much better: The dream and more!"
— "How so?"
"Béatrice."
— "Sweet!"

by rperazag July 6, 2010

Haute Stoner Cuisine

Food prepared by chefs under the influence of Marijuana.

To the maître d': "Exquisite otherworldly flavour."

Oui madame... we have a new chef from Brooklyn, recently graduated from the renowned Haute Stoner Cuisine School.

by rperazag May 20, 2010

Doppelgambling

A variation on the word doppelganger (a ghostly double of a living person, especially one that haunts its fleshly counterpart).
A doppelgambling is making a bet you dreamed doing, that is, making it in the real world.

X: "What are you doing later Bro?" Y: "Going to that joint on 72th... had a dream about lottery numbers." X: "Ahhh... doppelgambling."

by rperazag June 19, 2010

iShop

The only sense of identity of someone who lives for shopping.

iShop, therefore I am.

by rperazag July 22, 2010

techno-fugue

A modern disorder characterized by reversible amnesia for personal identity, including the memories, personality and other identifying characteristics of individuality due to the purchase of a new gadget such a last generation iPhone.
The state, accompanied by the establishment of a new identity, is short-term. After recovery from techno-fugue, previous memories usually return intact, however there is complete amnesia for the entire episode.

In my techno-fugue state, staring at my new iPhone the way I once glanced at humanity, with interest and anticipation, I nearly knock down toddlers and the elderly, lost in my newly acquired identity.

by rperazag July 18, 2010