rperazag's definitions

twisted chassis

Person with observable skeletal asymmetry, resulting in weird swinging when walking.

At first, I couldn´t dig such a weird swinging, then I realized that Gabriela has a twisted chassis.

by rperazag May 4, 2010

Philophobia

Fear of being in love.

X: "Man, have you seen what people do when they're in love? They do all sorts of stupid, embarrassing stuff usually for no reason what-so-ever. People who are scared of being in love are not strange at all, they're just sensible."
Y: Oh...Sure! They have Philophobia."

by rperazag June 26, 2010

About to fly

When an unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) situation gets too close to the point of collapse.

A: "Yo... how´s your relationship with Juliette?"
B: "About to fly."

by rperazag July 10, 2010

Paradox of choice

When too much choice keeps us from making any kind of choice at all.

X: "I warn you, the grass is not always greener in another relationship. Stop the slutting and settle with Ronald."
Y: "I dig what you mean, but I am so hooked to dopamine highs that I live in a paradox of choice."

by rperazag June 28, 2010

All’s I know is

Colloquial for "All that I know is..."

"All’s I know is there was a sudden swish, and next minute the boat went plungin' down. . . .”

by rperazag September 12, 2010

cheese relish

Enjoying a period of extended sexual abstinence.
Extreme form of satisfaction derived from annoying someone.
Great pleasure obtained by focusing your attention on something that you feel passionate about like a job that makes use of your talents, or a particular hobby.

But Hilary, why are you so cruel with that poor soul?" "Hon... pure cheese relish!

by rperazag June 19, 2010

Third World America

The decline of the United States of America as an industrial, political, and economic leader.

From Canada´s border, down to the Patagonia, there is now a united Third World America.

by rperazag August 15, 2010