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Soccer Interruptus

To follow the "2010 World Cup Football Matches South Africa" by Twitter.
A: "Yo... saw the awesome Ghana — Australia 1-1 match?"
B: "Nope, too busy, but I got the tweets."
A: "C´mon bro, that´s soccer interruptus!"
by rperazag June 21, 2010
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Something is technically wrong

Lame excuse given by guys unable to get a boner when in bed with their mates.
"C´mon Rod... gimme dad super boner tonite."

Ummmmm... sorry sweety, something is technically wrong.
by rperazag June 16, 2010
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Heavy Mental

After the concert she complained the piano was out of tune. I explained that it was a harpsichord, not a piano. She answered: Ahhh... Heavy Mental Music!
by rperazag May 1, 2010
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Dwarfed beauty

First date, after beer googles attraction at a pub is vanished, and drunkenness gone, you realize that the person who seemed to you so attractive at the bar, is just a disappointing run-of-the-mill (ordinary, average) person.
—"Know... the hunk I scored last Saturday, after the drinks at the pub, the one I told you was so awesome-looking...?"

"Yes?"

— "Dwarfed beauty."
by rperazag July 4, 2010
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Fetal error

Where is Shaneen? Haven´t seen here in ages.
Was sent to grandma´s in Brooklyn.
Why?
Fetal error.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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proofiness

A fact that proves, beyond any doubt, that you were not just paranoid when expecting the worst from a person or particular situation.
Ok... I found him on the kitchen floor screwing the maid; that's much more than the amount of proofiness I ever expected from my unloyal and moronic husband.
by rperazag November 8, 2010
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Workxicated

Yo, for God´s sake, get a real life... you are so workxicated!
by rperazag July 23, 2010
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