249 definitions by rperazag

Jet Fag

A faggot who talks to you, non-stop, from JFK-New York to Paris-Charles de Gaulle Airport, trashing all your best preparations to avoid jet lag.

X: "Hi Robert... how was the flight back to Paris?"

Y: "Well, couldn´t be worse... A jet fag ruined a whole week of preparations for fighting jet lag."

by rperazag July 1, 2010

Cosmo Fuck Tips

"Scientific" fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine, directed to morons who confuse muscle spasms with orgasms. Such as:
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate — it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.

Our sexual life? Awesome!!! We follow scientific Cosmo fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine. You know... sex is just dopamine, androstadienone, phenylethylamine, zinc, and vitamin C.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

send-up

An amusing imitation or parody; a takeoff.

Bush was a send-up of a responsible President.

by rperazag July 18, 2010

Alternative to what?

Alternative music.

Alternative to what? Alternative music is just part of this grand social simulation (assumption of a false appearance. Imitation or representation) where nothing is really happening but an ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea) reinstatement (to bring back into use or existence) of regurgitated (vomited) material... been there done that man!

by rperazag July 28, 2010

Lovely Bones

Extremely beautiful anorexic (pathologically thin) girl.

"Hi Rosie!... Have you seen lovely bones?"
"Yeah... great movie!"
"What movie? I am talking about Slinky Marianne."
"Oh... Lol...I see. Nope, haven´t seen her yet."

by rperazag May 30, 2010

Facehook

Hooked on Facebook.
Constant social networking that impedes real-life interactions.

Mila is a terminal facehook... no life at all but social networking.

by rperazag July 8, 2010

Stupid is awesome

Consolation found by mediocre people, in the stupidity of celebrities and people in power.

Stupid is awesome because it makes guys like me look smart.

by rperazag June 17, 2010