rpcgal's definitions

masterbask

When no one will give you the gratification of a job well done, you are forced to masterbask in your own accomplishment.

No one would give me the credit I deserved for a great project at work, so I was forced to shut the door to my office and masterbask.

I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.

by rpcgal October 12, 2010

coreplay

Having to admire your spouse's toned abs before they will have sex with you.

Now that my wife is doing pilates we have to engage in coreplay (me telling her what great abs she has) before we can have sex.

by rpcgal July 12, 2012

testicular matrophy

The slow decay of your manhood after years of matrimony.

I don't know what's wrong doctor. I never get to go out with my friends anymore or watch the game on the weekend. We’re always doing things with my wife’s friends. We joined a book group and go clothes shopping together. Hmm, sounds like a severe case of testicular matrophy to me.

by rpcgal September 4, 2013

Shoefari

When your wife goes on a shopping spree for new shoes.

Last week my wife went on a shoefari with her friends and bagged two pairs of Jimmy Choos a leopard print Prada.

by rpcgal January 30, 2021

Abdultery

When your spouse admires someone else's abs.

Last week I accused my wife of abdultery when I caught her admiring her personal trainer's abs. My attorney said it wouldn't stand up in court.

by rpcgal January 30, 2021

bro-rated

Unlike pro-rated, when a someone discounts a service because you stopped using it, bro-rated is when one of your buddies offers you a deal up front.

My fraternity brother rents his ski condo for $1,200 a week. He let me have it for the bro-rated price of $450.

by rpcgal January 30, 2021

Fundred

A $100 bill you carry with you which can only be used to go on an adventure or do something unexpected for the pure pleasure of it. Fundreds are not allowed to be used to pay bills or similar expenses. Carrying a Fundred reminds you to be on the lookout for opportunities for fun.

My wife and I were at a Cars and Copters show at the local airport. It was $50 per person to go on a helicopter ride. We’d never been in a helicopter and since I had a Fundred with me, we decided to do it. It was Fundred well spent.

by rpcgal February 21, 2021